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Dragon Age Ladies + Backstories

Cassandra | Anthony ▪ Leliana | Chant of Light ▪ Josie | The Bard ▪  Celene | Lady Mantillon ▪ Briala | House Valmont ▪ Calpernia | Lifeblood of Tevinter ▪ Morrigan | Flemeth’s Grimoire ▪ Flemeth | Mythal

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Girls, romanticize yourselves. You are a queen. You are a warrior. You are an enchantress. You are a mermaid. You are a goddess. You are all these things and more, you are the stuff of fairytales.

Women, traumatize others. You are a dragon. You are a wolf. You are a bump in the night. You are the last thing they see in the darkness. You are all of these things and more, you are the heart of their fucking nightmares

Should you fight this Dragon Age woman?
  • Morrigan: hot mage with a voice that could melt butter. Would magically fuck you up and step on your corpse. You'll be happy about it. Do not recommend fighting.
  • Leliana: why tHE FUCK WOULD YOU WANT TO DO THAT YOU MONSTER but not recommened. DO NOT. She has the Maker on her side.
  • Wynne: WORLD'S FASTEST GRANDMA. Also no please don't she doesn't deserve it.
  • Flemeth: HAHAHAHAHHAA fabled witch of the wilds fight her NO DON'T FIGHT HER I WAS KIDDING
  • Isabela: pirate. A fucking pirate. Could seduce you to death. You have like maybe a 13% chance of winning. Also where the fuck did she go she's too fast.
  • Merrill: I mean... why would you even want to? Get away from her right now. Beautiful cinnamon roll. Too pure.
  • Hawke: would love to fight you. You probably won't win. More than likely. But will laugh it off if she loses.
  • Aveline: NO. AVOID. FOR YOUR OWN HEALTH, DO NOTTTTTT.
  • Bethany: how dare you???
  • Meredith: She chats shit. Fight her.
  • Leliana (round 2): she's not fucking around this time, fight all you want but she will fuck you up.
  • Morrigan (round 2): no no no. Leave her alone. P.S. don't go near the water
  • Cassandra: DO YOU HAVE A DEATHWISH?????? SHE CAN PUNCH A BEAR WITH BRUTE FORCE. HER LIFE IS NARRATED WITH DEATH METAL MUSIC. DO NOOOOTTTTTTT.
  • Vivienne: could kill your corpse, I think that says enough
  • Sera: SHE WILL FART IN YOUR FACE AND SHOOT HOLES IN YOUR CHEST. FIGHT THIS BALL OF ENERGY, IT'LL BE FUNNY TO SEE YOU TRY
  • Josephine: cute lil chub ambassador who likes romance and frilly clothes. Easy to fight. Oh wait. Did I mention she was a bard? Lol good luck