morningstar ranch

I don’t understand...

…why more people don’t hug Lucifer? Like…he’s so lean that hugging him must be very easy. And he wears good suits so it’s not like you’d get scratched by crappy wool or anything. And have you seen his puppy eyes? He can literally compete for hugs with actual puppies. And he really likes Cool Ranch Puffs and Teeny Tiny Donuts, so I don’t get why anyone would find him thereatening.