i think it’s time i told you (i’m a fan of your universe) (1/1)
Years after Hawkmoth’s defeat, Ladybug and Chat Noir have a conversation about life, love, and marriage.
Ladybug checked her communicator for the third time that night, and frowned.
The green pawprint blinked idly back at her, resting at a junction between city streets—the same place it had been every other time she’d checked.
They hadn’t arranged to meet up that night. It was her turn for a solo patrol tonight, and there hadn’t been any trouble big enough to make calling for help a necessity. She’d stopped a couple muggings, interrupted a robbery—normal, small things. Nothing that needed an extra pair of hands.
And, sure, they both transformed just for the fun of it sometimes. Sometimes they caught one another out on morning strolls or midnight snack runs or impromptu patrols, but usually those involved moving around.
Chat’s tracker hadn’t moved in the past two hours.
She shouldn’t worry—Hawkmoth had been in jail for the past three years and Chat wasn’t in a bad part of town right now—but…
The green pawprint blinked at her from the same junction, at the same pace, unmoved.
Ladybug abandoned the end of her route and headed downtown.
just add 8 heaped spoons of flour into a bowl and add one spoon of baking powder. add a pinch of salt and 4 spoons of coconut sugar. mix it up well.
then add 8 spoons of cold earth balance butter and break it up with your hands with the flour mixture. It should resemble breadcrumbs when your done and don’t overdo this. Then add some almond milk until just combined. then add blueberries (or choc chips). Punch out 6-8 scones and put them on some parchment paper. i sprinkled more sugar on top. Bake for ~20 minutes at 350F or until golden browny. Enjoy with more vegan butter, strawberries, or anything else u like. ENJOY!!!
what are normal things that happen in field archaeology? and what does an archaeologist look like
Ok, normal things that happen in the field, according to my experience and to my friends’ (we haven’t had the chance to go to field school together yet, but hopefully this is the year!):
-it’s too sunny to see the stratigraphy
-it’s too cloudy to see the stratigraphy
-is this a sherd or a rock?
-”Wear the Indiana Jones hat proudly”, says the Professor
-”Clean this structure!”, says Professor; «but it’s just a bunch of roots…», thinks student; Professor stomping around excavation area; Professor is beauty and grace and eventually trips on and destroys said structure; Professor and student look at each other; “I always knew it wasn’t important,” says Professor
-you no longer fill your lungs with air, but with dust and dirt
-you no longer cry tears, but mud
-”Look, I’m digging white dirt!” exclaims rookie student; “You destroyed a bone,” says veteran student
-headquarters in the middle of nowhere, nights dark and chilly, forest all around… it is time for creepy stories
-night stroll interrupted upon seeing a pair of big round eyes shining in the dark; “IT’S A LION!!!”; night stroll becomes marathon for survival
-black spot on the wall; black spot moves; black spot is a spider; bring a bucket and a pickaxe and the big shovel and maybe we should call the Professor to help us
-call the Professor
-”Can you pass me the thing?”; “Can you hold me the thing while I measure the thing for the thing?”; “Did you see my thing?”; “Look at the thing I found!”; “Where’s the bucket for special things?”
-building new hills and valleys and mountains with all the dirt covering the Main Objective: you are the Destroyer and Creator of Worlds
-The Good Professor: “Kids, time for the mid-morning snack!” and “Kids, hide everything, it’s lunch time!”
-The Bad Professor: “You are doing it wrong.” and “Stop contaminating my archaeological site with biscuit crumbs, who told you to eat anyway???”
-”If the boars come, drop everything and climb to the trees.”
-who needs sunscreen when you have ochre?
-”Take your feet off my square!”
-metalhead girl finds first piece of bronze of that year’s campaign: let the metal-puns begin!
-Professor brings portable chair; Professor installs portable chair between two glorious oaks; Professor picks a square for himself, sits on dirt and works
-sharing the back of the jeep with material, samples, colleagues and Professor’s portable chair
-you know you’re going on an archaeological mission when the jeep is old and uncomfortable
-old and uncomfortable jeeps are the best
-overloaded jeep going up and down the mountain, brakes might not work; “We trust you with our lives, (name of the doctorate student driving the jeep). No pressure.”
-look at all these sherds!
-turns out you broke a once perfectly intact jar/dish/whatever, we’ll only know what’s this crap once we glue it back together
-”IT’S A STELE!!” yells rookie student, pointing a piece of broken marble
-”I found a pretty shell in that shell midden!”
-digging Roman ruins wearing no hard hat = YOLO
-asking the metalhead girl the secret behind walking around with safety boots when it’s 35ºC
-disconnected from the world
-waking up at 6 a.m. to the Indiana Jones theme; chicken and pork for breakfast; pick up Professor at 7 a.m.; work starts at 8 a.m.; everybody is joyful and happy and it is a beautiful day
-”A friend just called from (some other Professor’s excavation site); do you guys want to hear the gossip???”
-gossip is a sexual scandal, everybody laughs and is very happy to be in the opposite side of the country
-field stick-men drawing
-Professor fell asleep on his square
-”Do we have insurance?” asks rookie student; “What the fuck is that?” asks veteran student
An archaeologist looks like the hate child of a Special Ops and a partisan.
BTS Reaction To: When You Haven’t Shaved in a While (M)
I didn’t know whether it’d be easier to access as a post itself rather than an answer to an ask.
Author’s Note: before saying anything, I really don’t think that any of bts would care if you’re shaven or not. I mean, everything still works down there the same ¯\_(ツ)_/¯; but you’re looking for something a little specific! I got you fam <3
When you said “nsfw as possible,” I took it as descriptive as possible. I hope this isn’t too lengthy! It seems like my reactions usually just turn into mini-drabbles.
seokjin: If your boyfriend Seokjin was ever cooking, it was hard to get his full attention, no matter how pressing your current problems were.
But when the scrumptious aromas of your favorite breakfast meal led you into your apartment kitchen with only a old tank top, tight boy shorts, and nothing else covering you, his usual concentration cracked.
Before any morning greetings or any other gestures were exchanged, his usual position at the kitchen counter was gone and now in front of you.
With those strong arms, he grabbed you by your waist and placed you on the kitchen counter, right before gluing his mouth to yours. His unusual behavior had you coming out of your morning daze and moving your mouth against his with the same amount of passion and desperation.
“If you keep coming into the kitchen like this,” your boyfriend breathed, moving his lips along your jaw and behind your ear, “I’m never gonna be able to cook anything for both of us ever again.”
His hands, which were previously taking turns caressing your full breasts and your supple hips, were now teasing at the top of your boxer shorts. This took you by surprise; he never rushed like this, preferring to enjoy your body like one of his favorite foods.
“W-wait,” your hands slid to cover his, halting his movements.
“What’s wrong?” His eyes traveled up to meet yours again that it was almost impossible to deny him from going any further.
“I haven’t shaved yet…”
“Hairless or not, I’m still gonna make you cum around my dick all the same.”
yoongi: As a perfectionist, Yoongi became frustrated on the job at least twice a week. You, fortunately, were the perfect source of stress relief, resulting in multiple late-night trips to his studio every week.
Tonight was one of these nights, and as of now, you were pressed against his lap, grinding your hips furiously into his.
“Take these off,” your boyfriend mumbled, too focused on the sensitive skin at your neck to remove your clothes himself.
“Y-you’re not scared someone will come in?” You tried to make up any excuse possible to prevent him from seeing your not-so-shaven lady parts.
“What?” He rolled his eyes. “I don’t think that’s ever stopped either of us before, and I don’t think Namjoon has ever minded walking in and seeing-”
“Um, okay,” you interrupted him. “That’s gross, but touching me when I haven’t shaven in a little while is probably even more gross.”
Rolling his eyes again, Yoongi’s eyes, which were moments ago clouded with lust, now had a hard emotion of annoyance.
“Regardless of having shaven or not, I still plan on making you cum in the next five minutes,” Yoongi said rather bluntly, squeezing your thighs. “But it’s ultimately your choice: take it or leave it.”
“I-I’ll take it.”
hoseok: You were never a morning person. Hoseok, on the other hand, was a whatever-the-day-called-for person. So, if he had the sudden urge to eat you out until you woke up to an orgasm in the early, early, hours of the morning, you weren’t too surprised.
You enjoyed his initial touches in midst of your half-asleep daze, but this time, you yelped as he began pulling your panties off of you. He lifted his head from between your legs with a confused expression on his face.
“What? You’ve never, in the long time we’ve been together, ever opposed to me going down on you!”
“I’m pretty sure you’re opposed to going down on me with a bush blocking your way…”
“Well, I’m still having my morning snack, whether there’s hair down there or not.”
namjoon: As you lied on your stomach scrolling through Pinterest, you felt the bed dip behind you. Namjoon usually slept during most of his days off, so you didn’t think too much of this sudden movement, that is, until you felt a few open-mouthed kisses against your thighs.
You moaned instinctively at the sudden affection and set your smartphone down beside you.
Rough but soft hands reached up to tug down your Nike shorts, and you tensed up at the dominant action.
His mouth, which was now teasing your aching clit through your flimsy underwear, felt heavenly against you, but your anxiety at not having shaven in a little while picked at your growing bubble of lust.
But his hands held your hips firmly in place, allowing him to continue his assault on your clothed nether regions with his skilled tongue.
“Joonie,” you managed to breath between your noises of pleasure, “I haven’t shaved in a while…”
He usually wasn’t silent during moments like these, but there’s an exception for everything. Instead of answering your worries, he simply pulled down your underwear and spread you apart, all before burying his face between your legs once again.
You hadn’t gotten oral like this in years.
jimin: Unexpectedly, your boyfriend’s Southeast Asian wing of the world tour was cancelled for bad weather.
This was good and bad for two different reasons.
Obviously, the good was that he would be back in your arms sooner, but the bad was that expecting to not get any action from him for several weeks, you hadn’t been too meticulous with your usual feminine grooming routine.
But like usual, as soon as he came through the door from his long flight, Jimin was already on top of you, trying to get as much of his expert mouth, his skilled hands, and his toned body on as much of your body as humanly possible.
“Fuck, baby, I don’t think I can wait that much longer,” your boyfriend groaned, reaching to pull down your leggings and underwear all in one go. “I need to be inside of you now.”
You shook your head.
“I-I haven’t shaved since you left…” you murmured, closing your legs shyly. “I don’t think you want to-”
Ignoring your insecurities, he reached into his sweatpants, pulling out his raging erection. You gulped at his bashfulness.
“Do you see this baby?”
You nodded weakly, involuntarily biting your lips at his arousal.
“Then, I think it’s more than obvious to both of us that I won’t care about that when I’m fucking you right now, tomorrow, or ever.”
taehyung: For a couple of days or so, you scurried away from Taehyung whenever he tried to initiate something. Tired of relying on his hand, he decided to make his next move when you were showering; it was the probably the best situation, considering you’d be wet, naked, and afraid.
But when he pulled back the shower curtain, he expected maybe a scream or some curse words, but not you covering your nether regions as if it was your first time.
Taking his confused look as a question, you answered timidly, “I haven’t shaved yet…”
He stepped into the shower immediately and pressed up against you from behind, allowing you to feel the frustration building up inside him over the past three days.
“Baby, if you really think I’m gonna deny myself your sweet little pussy,”
Taehyung paused his sentence to rub at your clit, spurring a whimper from you,
“Because of a few stray hairs, you got me fucked up.”
jungkook: As the maknae of the group, Jungkook’s urges were more unpredictable than the other members. So, if there was a minimal amount of people around and little to no distractions, Jungkook would pounce when agitated, regardless of the current situation.
Even if you were in the middle of watching the latest Ironman movie that he was so adamant on seeing in the group’s dorm, where his hyungs were bound to be returning to at any given moment.
“I k-kinda wanted to see what happened at the end of the movie,” you complained, attempting to shy away from your boyfriend’s irresistible touches.
“But, baby, you hate Marvel movies,” Jungkook whined, dipping his hand into the waistband of your shorts. “And what’s under these shorts seems a lot more interesting to me right now.”
You keened as his skilled fingers worked at your clit through your flimsy underwear. “But, baby, I haven’t shaved…”
Despite your protests, your hips ground against his hand, trying to get that friction you’ve needed for so long. It felt too good…
“But, baby,” he repeated the phrase again, nibbling at your sensitive earlobe and causing shivers to wreak havoc on your poor body. “I don’t care about that, because your cute little pussy still tastes and reacts the same way.”