<b>Jim:</b> Seb, This is my favorite stallion, I've ridden him for years.<p/><b>Jim:</b> I'll get a carrot for you to give him hold on. *leaves*<p/><b>Seb:</b> ..... *glares at horse*<p/><b>Horse:</b> *is a horse*<p/><b>Seb:</b> *narrows eyes at horse*<p/><b>Seb:</b> FYI buddy, he's ridden me for years, too.<p/></p>
<b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b>Me in the shower:</b> *writes a novel, its prequel and 5 sequels in 6 different languages. The words flow perfectly. Its plot is intricate. The characters are complex and 3D. It's heartwarming and tear jerking. It's perfect. The flowers are blooming. The bees are saved. There is world peace.*<p/><b>Me the second i leave the shower:</b> h o w 2 eNgLiSH<p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p>
tfw a fanfic writer’s writing style gets better with each new story. like you’re just sitting there sobbing and being all proud of this complete stranger while watching their work improve as you read through their increasingly descriptive stories about anal sex
Okay, a quick thing about this post because I can see that a few people are upset.
I’m not dissing or meaning to diss any ships whatsoever. I believe that anyone should be free to ship whatever they want. Thats the beauty of otps - the freedom to pair any two (or more) people (or other life forms) together whether it be canon or not.
If this has offended anyone then please tell me and I will take it down. I apologise if this joke was not well received by some.
Also, I didn’t draw this. My only addition was the captions and the colour change to the outlines. All respects go to the creator of this drawing.
About this picture: I saw it and I thought, hey that would be great for a joke and so I did it without considering the consequences. I don’t think Sherlollies are terrified of Johnlockers and I actually ship sherlolly myself (though Johnlock is my otp). This joke is not a representation of the ships or shippers. Its only meant to be a joke.
Again, I’m sorry if this did offend anyone. I never wanted to trigger anything except a laugh.
Shipping a gay ship does NOT make you an ally
Like shipping a hetero ship does NOT make you homophobic either
A homosexual person can also be homophobic too (due to self-loathing, homophobic parents or living environment…)
A homophobic person is a person who thinks homosexuality is unnatural or a taboo. Said person also hate the LGBT+ 🏳️🌈 community. Homophobia is not a phobia. You’re not afraid, you’re an asshole.
ALSO STOP REFERRING YOUR GAY SHIPS AS “SIN” AND “NEED JESUS” UNLESS YOU SHIP THE TWO GUY FROM KILLING STALKING OR ANY ABUSIVE RELATIONSHIPS OR ANY INCEST, ANY PEDOPHELIA SHIP (forgive my english) THEN YES YOU AND YOUR SHIPS ARE DISGUSTING AND NEED JESUS
(Obviously I’m tagging ships to spread this)
Shipping is basically standing in the middle of a moving roundabout because at first you thought it would be funny to jump on and enjoy the ride but now it’s been five minutes, the world is spinning, your vision is blurry, you can taste sounds and there’s nothing to be done except accept the fall into the lifeless black void