• <p> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b>Me in the shower:</b> *writes a novel, its prequel and 5 sequels in 6 different languages. The words flow perfectly. Its plot is intricate. The characters are complex and 3D. It's heartwarming and tear jerking. It's perfect. The flowers are blooming. The bees are saved. There is world peace.*<p/><b>Me the second i leave the shower:</b> h o w 2 eNgLiSH<p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p>

Don’t forget there are also:

Stage Five:
They breath the same air oh God they’re sooooo married

Stage Six:
They existed. I SHIP IT.

Stage Seven:
Only half of the OTP is canon. Let’s sell our soul for that ship (a.k.a worship it like there’s no tomorrow)

twinkle twinkle otp

you will be the death of me

always keeping me up late

reading bout your stupid dates

twinkle twinkle otp

WHY CAN’T YOU JUST LEAVE ME BE

tfw a fanfic writer’s writing style gets better with each new story. like you’re just sitting there sobbing and being all proud of this complete stranger while watching their work improve as you read through their increasingly descriptive stories about anal sex

Friendly reminders that

Shipping a gay ship does NOT make you homo friendly
Like shipping a hetero ship does NOT make you homophobic either
A homosexual person can also be homophobic too (due to self-loathing, homophobic parents or living environment)
A homophobic person is a person who thinks homosexuality is unnatural or a taboo. Said person also hate the LGBT+ 🏳️‍🌈 community. Homophobia is not a phobia. You’re not afraid, you’re an asshole.
ALSO STOP REFERRING YOUR GAY SHIPS AS “SIN” AND “NEED JESUS” UNLESS YOU SHIP THE TWO GUY FROM KILLING STALKING OR ANY ABUSIVE RELATIONSHIPS OR ANY INCEST, ANY PEDOPHELIA SHIP (forgive my english) THEN YES YOU AND YOUR SHIPS ARE DISGUSTING AND NEED JESUS
(Obviously I’m tagging ships to spread this)

Sherlock fandom right now

Johnlock shippers: oh my loRD PARENTLOCK IS SO REAL, SO SO REAL, ONCE JOHN STOPS HATING SHERLOCK THEY’LL BUY DIAPERS AND BE HAPPY-

Sheriarty shippers: Sherlock mentioned Moriarty 29383847383468 times, he is SO obsessed oh my god…

Mystrade shippers: Mycroft was 20,32980 inches away from Lestrade, if we clear the variable in the equation and add pi number-

Mormor shippers: *sip whiskey*  *laugh maniacally*

You know it always weirds me out when people say they ‘don’t ship any characters’ i mean what do you do with your lives???? are you honestly trying to tell me that you go to sleep during normal hours??? that you actually focus on school/office work???? that you actually spend your day doing something productive????? that you can actually cope with life without depending on the relationship status between two fictional characters????????? because honestly that sounds like bullshit