AU where Kevin Price and Whizzer Brown are identical twins that got seperated very early in their lives when their parents broke up.
  • They reunite through the internet after Whizzer got diagnosed. At first they only text a bit to get to know each other but when they meet after a few weeks they already care so much about each other that theres a lot of hugging and tears.
  • Kevin supporting Whizzer through tough patches in his live.
  • Kevin being super protective of Whizzer everytime people insult him bc of his sexuality/fashion choices or Marvin does act out of line, even though Whizzer really doesnt need that.
  • Whizzer helping Kevin with coming to terms  with his traumata
  • Whizzer bringing Kevin to one of the TKF family dinner and Trina falling instantly in love with Kevin???
  • Marvin being super cofused because there are two Whizzers hELP.
  • Kevin introducing Whiz to Arnold and Nabulungi, both treating Whizzer like part of their little family instantly?
  • Whizzer being genuily interested in the Book Of Arnold and everone having repsectful talks about religion?
  • Whizzer educating them about jewish traditions???
  • (Marvin: Aside from your looks you definitely have your ego in common *gets hit by a pillow*)
  • there are so many possibilties in that AU
  • imagine Connor and Whizzer meeting???
  • there is so much more that would just be way too much to list but u get my point right

come talk to me about this (or other AUs)s please Im begging you

edit: the ideas people told me and/or added to this are so good I might just start a little fanart series based of this AU


Poor Andrew

(This song is Double Trouble, the fourteenth song)

The only funny moment in my life was during eighth grade choir when we were singing you can’t stop the beat and then I fainted and the beat stopped. Turns out you can stop the beat.
—  My sister
  • <p> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b>psychic:</b> *reads my mind*<p/><b>my mind:</b> e-ver-cleeean, cleaner than li-ste-riiiine, mellower than dra-ma-miiiiiine, not even close to obsceeeene<p/><b>psychic:</b> what the f--<p/><b>my mind:</b> DANG FETCH OH MY HECK WHAT THE HOLY SCRUD H-E-DOUBLE HOCKEY STICKS THAT'S FRICKIN FLIPPIN CRUD<p/></p><p/></p><p/></p>
She’s so happy all the time, how does she stay like that?”
If only they knew that under the happy, bright girl they see is a girl who is struggling more than anyone can imagine, a girl who tries to write her feelings away and detach herself from a sad situation. She dreads confrontation so she solves the problem in a make believe world of words instead of in the harsh light of reality.
—  infp-mormon 
best musical quotes with no context

- “the funk of moral fiber rotting”

- “for a clitoris is holy amongst all things, said he”

- “driving mad at twelve miles an hour”

- “i have maggots in my scrotum”

- “southern motherfucking democratic republicans”

- “she was the happiest corpse i’d ever seen”

- “he ran into my knife ten times!”

- “rising on a sea of marshmallow foam”

- “on the lake there was a boat, and in the boat there was a man”

- “it’s not like i’m a healthy person”

- “how do you get this gold shit off?”

- “imagine a world with no children, close your eyes and just dream”

- “four jews in a room bitching”

- “bobby maler he’s the best, looks so nasty in those khakis”

- “you’ll be obsessed with all my forest expertise”

- “i’m fucking the fucking president, oh yeah”

- “i got carried away, and not just by balloon”

- “if i stop smoking crack”

- “don’t use a toaster while standin’ in the shower”

- “she got them heebies and jeebies from moonshine and cheap wine and reefer and candy cane”

- “you’ll have kids and they’ll hate you too”

- “a potpourri of contradiction”

- “this is called an aneurysm hook!”

- “please reward our pluck and save this duck”