mormon problem

8 years old

8 year olds are 3rd graders, starting to learn multiplication, division and how to write in cursive. Some are still waiting for primary teeth to come in.   

8 year olds are too young to make an informed religious commitment that will affect their entire life. Certainly too young to endure questions regarding their chastity, in fact chastity questions may lead them to knowledge they may have not been familiar with prior to the questions. 

Bishops should not be allowed to ask 8 year olds about chastity. Or any other age.

  • person: hi, who are you?
  • me: WHO AM I ANYWAY AM I MY RESUME
  • me: WHO AM IIIIII 24601111111111
  • me: I'M GONNA BE THE MORMON WHO CHANGED ALL OF MANKIND
  • me: I AM SO MUCH BETTER THAN BEFOOOOOOOORE
  • me: THEY CALL ME MIIMIIIIIII
  • me: I'M STILL HUUUUUUURTIIIING
  • person: what are you doing

Theatre friend: Why haven’t you seen hamilt-

Me *tries to keep shit together*: I’m… Broke ( ˃̣̣̥ω˂̣̣̥ )

Friend: Ok, fair enough, but why not Falset-

Me: Too expensive *on the verge of tears* .

Friend: But you LOVE Book of Mor-

Me: It is my favourite, but I can barely pay for being in theatre myself let alone see huge Broadway-ass musicals .·´¯`(>▂<)´¯`·.