crash bandicoot: tumblr edition
  • crash: immediately got hacked after making his blog. it is now run by a scam bot
  • coco: geeky aesthetic. loves superwholock and is the most popular fandom blog on tumblr. she is also under another alias known as "the xkit guy"
  • crunch: posts really weird fitness memes all day. also spends the rest of his time making posts on his positivity side-blog
  • tawna: beauty blog. loves making diy and self-care posts, and her selfies all get 10k+ notes. also loves reblogging other's selfies to spread the love. the tumblr mum
  • cortex: constantly vagues about crash and how much he hates his guts. he is somehow the tumblr daddy and owns a secret daddy kink blog
  • nina: anime horror blog. loves tokyo ghoul and elfen lied. she's also crushing on whoever is behind that geeky fandom blog
  • n. brio: science blog. makes posts about how to do really dangerous experiments that you should not try at home. his blog is a mess and he never tags anything
  • n. gin: shitposter. nobody really knows what his posts mean but they all get 100k+ notes and are always tagged as #relatable or #me
  • n. tropy: runs an anti-SJW blog. his url is timemasters-4-real-justice and he composes really long formal arguments which make no sense if you actually read them
  • victor: owns a callout blog which keeps a record of everything terrible that cortex has ever done. also posts petitions for mutants against animal testing
  • moritz: food blog. reblogs graphics that say "fries before guys" etc. co-owner of the cortex callout blog and always spreads misinformation about him for fun
Returning Lost Notebooks

Anon said:  for the melchritz prompt thing. maybe a wrong number au or accidental meetings

IDK if this counts as “Accidental meeting” But DAMN i luv this AU and for some reason i haven’t seen it done before??????

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No one ever really returned lost notebooks, did they? People always wrote their name and email and address on their notebook, but Moritz had never witnessed or heard of anyone actually lose their notebook and then get an email or text saying: ‘Hey, I found your book. When can you pick it up?’

That was until Moritz found a dark blue leather bound notebook sitting on the edge of a fountain in the park. It was just beginning to drizzle rain when he was shuffling through to meet Ilse at a cafe and catch up over lunch. And that’s when he spotted the notebook on the edge of the stone mountain, spewing water out of a cherub’s mouth.

It was already damp, but the pages weren’t destroyed yet and he felt the need to save it before it became a mess of runny ink and ruined pages. He grabbed it quickly, flipping through the pages to see that there slightly smudged pen-writing on most of the pages. He didn’t want to go through it, so he simply skipped to the front to see the same smudged writing on the inside cover.

‘M. Gabor, 3548 Edington Alley APT 2’

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OKAY I KNOW I SPELLED ABORD WRONG SHUT THE HELL UP IM NOT A NATIVE ENGLISH SPEAKER

You can bind for whatever reason you want! To get more comfortable or just for fun. 

Saying only a group of people can bind is saying only men can wear suits and only girls can wear dresses. You wear whatever you want.

If anyone say wearing a binder while not a transboy is transphobic, I’m going to call THEM transphobic. Saying transboys are the only ones who can bind, is saying only short girls can wear heels - but I am a guy and I wear heels, so saying that, is speaking against my gender identity. So HAH take that angry internet users. 

ALSO YES IM NOT WEARING BLACK??????? WHAT THE HELL IS THIS????????? 

and ya, here’s a random Moritz on the go. I call this masterpiece “When the calendar says fall but the weather says BURN” 

Thanks for the ask!

- Addam

  • What she says: I'm fine.
  • What she means: In Deaf West's Spring Awakening, when Moritz doesn't walk Ilse home, she says "You know, by the time you finally wake up, I'll be lying on some trash heap". And because in this revival Moritz is deaf and doesn't hear her say that which adds a whole other level of sadness as when he calls for her after, it wasn't him just feeling bad after her remark,rather him just wanting to be with her and him realizing that he should have taken that chance to be happy.