My vague childhood memories include this clip of hedgehogs crossing the road to “Stayin’ Alive”

Thankyou Great Britain

You prepared me for the Sherlock fandom from a very young age…

anonymous asked:

Sherlock wakes up in a cold sweat. "Something wrong?" John asks him from the doorway before adding "you shouted in your sleep" in reply to Sherlock's unspoken question. "Bad dream, I'm fine now John." Sherlock tells him unconvincingly. "Moriarty?" John asks concerned because Sherlock isn't this rubbish of a liar. "No, not him" Sherlock says shaking his head. "Who then?" John asks and Sherlock replies 'the woman' and adds "I begged for mercy. Twice."

jesus you guys are trying to kill me

playing with omegle 6
  • Stranger: Jawn?
  • You: Sherlock? -JW
  • You: what on earth have you been doing? -JW
  • Stranger: Oh, you know... pretending to be dead-SH
  • You: yes....HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO ME! -JW
  • Stranger: Im kidding, its not really Sherlock - JM
  • You: shouldnt you be dead too -JW
  • Stranger: Oh, the look of excitement you got on your face when you thought it was really /him/
  • And no, Im not as stupid as your boyfriend... I didnt /really/ kill myself. Obviously - JM
  • You: I could help you with that, you know make sure you stayed dead -JW
  • Stranger: Not if I kill you first - JM
  • You: as if -JW
  • You: if you're alive, so must be Sherlock -JW
  • You: do you know where he is? -JW
  • Stranger: You are clever, arent you? Why would I tell you... I need you-JM
  • You: i wont be your hostage anymore -JW
  • Stranger: Oh, but you will be. I dont know where Sherlock is and Ill use you to get to him - JM
  • You: I could kill you right away, since you're no use to me -JW
  • You: That could bring Sherlock back to me -JW
  • Stranger: Whats the point in killing me? You really think that would bring him back?
  • My snipers would have you gone in a flash if I were to die like that you know... youd definitely never see him again-JM
  • You: would you like to bet on that? -JW
  • Stranger: I dont need to- JM
  • Stranger: What makes you so sure of yourself? - JM
  • You: Meeting Sherlock? Oh i dont know, maybe he set this up just to get you -JW
  • You: Mycroft has been helping -JW
  • Stranger: Even so, you just told me his plan. I can still kill you, youll still be dead and Sherlock with have to live himself with his little pet dead - JM
  • You: And end it with me? Do you really think I'd be here unarmed? -JW
  • You: *pull's out a gun*
  • Stranger: I have snipers. Theyll kill you and you wont even know where they came from - JM
  • You: are you sure your snipers are there anymore? -JW
  • Stranger: I...what do you mean? - JM
  • Stranger: Youre trying to trick me out are you? -JM
  • You: what do you think i meant -JW *smirks*
  • You: they already got moran -JW
  • Stranger: What do you mean /they/-JM
  • Stranger: Sebs strong... he can fight his way out... - JM
  • You: not this time, oh he did fight alright. But there was too many. Tell me Jim how does it feel to lose someone you love? -JW
  • Stranger: I dont love... I didnt... what do you mean by lose? -JM
  • You: he struggled he tried to run, he got shot -JW
  • Stranger: -aims gun at you-
  • I will kill you. -JM
  • You: *aims gun at moriarty* *shoots* and runs
  • You: NOW!! *he yells and the shooting begins*
  • Stranger: -with the last of his energy he shoots john-
  • You: *John fells down behind barrels*
  • Stranger: -realises he only got shot in the leg and tries to pull self up to get to john-
  • Stranger: I will.... kill you! -JM
  • You: *Sherlock appears behind Jim and shoots him in the head*
  • You: No one simply threats my loved ones -SH
  • I just killed Moriarty, i cant believe it FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!
  • My Moriarty was Thank you for this great act