You and Sebastian shot the target at the same time from a separate place. You two were bickering the whole way back about who delivered the killing shot.

JM: Enough. [Y/N], it wasn’t you.

and you turn around to see Sebastian being a lil shit.

Queer Characters in BBC Sherlock
  • Canonically queer bad guys: James "Daddy's had enough now" Moriarty, Irene "Well, I am" Adler, and Eurus "Pity I never got to know her on a more intimate level" Holmes
  • Canonically queer nice guy: Harry (Lonely, alcoholic) Watson
  • Then of course we have Sherlock and John, the pivotal characters of the show, the two most beautifully developed characters in the show, the two people around whose relationship this show revolves (isn't that what you said, Moftiss?): No Homo Since 1800s™
  • To everyone who denies the homoerotic subtext of this show, doesn't this pattern of queer representation seem a bit off to you? Just curious, really.
  • This, adding to the hope for a season 5 - A hope that the creators won't ruin the characters we care about, that THEY care about, and will fix the misrepresentation of the relationship between Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson once and for all.
Sheriarty 1
  • *Sherlock's phone ringing*
  • *Sherlock ignoring it*
  • Mycroft: why don't you answer the phone who is it
  • Sherlock: ...
  • *Mycroft sees screen*
  • Mycroft: Our dad? you still call him daddy?
  • Sherlock: ...
  • *Sherlock answers phone call*
  • Sherlock: What are you up to Moriarty.
  • Mycroft: ...
  • Sherlock: ...
  • Mycroft: ...
  • Sherlock:
  • Mycroft: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Head cannon! The reason Sherlock leaves Molly out of the scary things in his life. Sherlock puts a wall up around his feelings when she is concerned, the only wall he has left. Eg: in his last vow when Sherlock is in his mind palace talking to Moriarty. The reason Moriarty doesn’t mention that Molly will be sad with all the others is that, if he admitted Molly would be sad, that would be admitting that he cares…. which (at least at this point) he can never do….

Sheriarty 3
  • Mrs Hudson: SHERLOCK! I will not allow one of your date nights with this Mor-something ever again, if you don't tidy up your room afterwards yourself!!
  • Sherlock: Of course Mrs Hudson.
  • *John being confused*
  • John: What? His what with who!?
  • *Sherlock pulling him softly to the door*
  • Sherlock: My nothing with noone, John, we have to go now.
  • *Mrs Hudson being confused*
  • Mrs Hudson: Wait, he does not know!? Sherlock Holmes! What kind of a friend are you!?
  • *John being totally confused*
  • John: Sherlock wait, what is going on, what date night. Tell me.It can't be that bad. With Molly?
  • *Sherlock being annoyed*
  • Sherlock: Of COURSE not.
  • Mrs Hudson: No, of course not. It's this Jim..Jim Mor- Morart? Morit? I don't remember the whole name.OHHH MORIARTY, that's it!
  • *John internally screaming*
  • Sherlock: MRS HUDSON!!
  • Mrs Hudson: What!? Did I tell something I wasn't allowed to?
  • *John InTeRNALLY SCREAMING*
  • Sherlock: John, she is totally confused. It's not what you may think it is.
  • *JOHN INTERNALLY SCREAMING*
  • Sherlock: Are you alright?
  • *Moriarty walking down the stairs only wearing underwear*
  • Moriarty: Hello John. Mrs Hudson.
  • Mrs Hudson: Good morning Jim!
  • Sherlock: This is not he perfect moment!
  • Moriarty: It's always the perfect moment for me!
  • Sherlock:
  • *JOHn INTERNALLY SCREAMING*
  • Moriarty:
  • Mrs Hudson:
  • *John fainting*
  • Moriarty: Oh dear
I’M NOT FUCKING AROUND.

YOU THINK I WAS JOKING ABOUT MORIARTY BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL BY HACKING THE BBC TOMORROW TO TELL US ALL ABOUT MORE SHERLOCK FOOTAGE??? YOU THINK THAT’S NOT POSSIBLE BECAUSE IT’S TOO CRAZY?? IT’S NOT.  IT’S HAPPENING ON THE BBC ALREADY. 

THIS IS THE SITE TODAY

AND THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU SHARE THE NEWS ON SOCIAL MEDIA:

THIS IS ALREADY HAPPENING.  I FUCKING TOLD YOU.  I FUCKING TOLD YOU. FUCK. 

SEE FOR YOURSELF IF YOU DON’T BELIEVE ME.

*climbs out of a trash bin with a tinfoil deerstalker askew atop my head* okay but listen how did Moriarty know to tell Eurus that Molly was in love with Sherlock when the entire Reichenbach Fall stunt explicitly relied on Moriarty completely and utterly underestimating her role in Sherlock’s life