Winter = Death

My pipes keep freezing

I smell like rotting corpses

Dude, I need to bathe!

Walking to work sucks

Walking to campus sucks more

Winter sucks snowballs

I try to drive safe

But when the ice is too slick

I hit jaywalkers

Once I get to work

I have to face those I’ve hit

…Worst part of winter

There is a bright side

Work feels pretty cozy now

Morgue’s aren’t often “warm”

I wrote this haiku for a contest. We were to write a contest about why winter sucks so bad this year. Since I’m interning at a Medical Examiner’s office this semester, I thought I would use that to my advantage. I hope you enjoyed :)