Books you should read because I LOVE THEM

Dedication: For @kissmybruisedknuckles who told me to make this because she’s too lazy to make one lol

1. Strange The Dreamer - Laini Taylor

The dream chooses the dreamer, not the other way around—and Lazlo Strange, war orphan and junior librarian, has always feared that his dream chose poorly. Since he was five years old he’s been obsessed with the mythic lost city of Weep, but it would take someone bolder than he to cross half the world in search of it. Then a stunning opportunity presents itself, in the person of a hero called the Godslayer and a band of legendary warriors, and he has to seize his chance or lose his dream forever.

What happened in Weep two hundred years ago to cut it off from the rest of the world? What exactly did the Godslayer slay that went by the name of god? And what is the mysterious problem he now seeks help in solving?

2. The Night Circus - Erin Morgenstern

The circus arrives without warning. No announcements precede it, no paper notices plastered on lampposts and billboards. It is simply there, when yesterday it was not. Within these nocturnal black-and-white striped tents awaits an utterly unique, a feast for the senses, where one can get lost in a maze of clouds, meander through a lush garden made of ice, stare in wonderment as the tattooed contortionist folds herself into a small glass box, and become deliciously tipsy from the scents of caramel and cinnamon that waft through the air.

Welcome to Le Cirque des Rêves.

3. Unwind - Neil Shusterman

The Second Civil War was fought over reproductive rights. The chilling resolution: Life is inviolable from the moment of conception until age thirteen. Between the ages of thirteen and eighteen, however, parents can have their child “unwound,” whereby all of the child’s organs are transplanted into different donors, so life doesn’t technically end. Connor is too difficult for his parents to control. Risa, a ward of the state, is not enough to be kept alive. And Lev is a tithe, a child conceived and raised to be unwound. Together, they may have a chance to escape and to survive.

4. Cinder - Marissa Meyer

Sixteen-year-old Cinder is considered a technological mistake by most of society and a burden by her stepmother. Being cyborg does have its benefits, though: Cinder’s brain interference has given her an uncanny ability to fix things (robots, hovers, her own malfunctioning parts), making her the best mechanic in New Beijing. This reputation brings Prince Kai himself to her weekly market booth, needing her to repair a broken android before the annual ball. He jokingly calls it “a matter of national security,” but Cinder suspects it’s more serious than he’s letting on.

5. This Savage Song - Victoria Schwab

Kate Harker and August Flynn are the heirs to a divided city—a city where the violence has begun to breed actual monsters. All Kate wants is to be as ruthless as her father, who lets the monsters roam free and makes the humans pay for his protection. All August wants is to be human, as good-hearted as his own father, to play a bigger role in protecting the innocent—but he’s one of the monsters. One who can steal a soul with a simple strain of music. When the chance arises to keep an eye on Kate, who’s just been kicked out of her sixth boarding school and returned home, August jumps at it. But Kate discovers August’s secret, and after a failed assassination attempt the pair must flee for their lives.

6. The Darkest Part of The Forest - Holly Black

Children can have a cruel, absolute sense of justice. Children can kill a monster and feel quite proud of themselves. A girl can look at her brother and believe they’re destined to be a knight and a bard who battle evil. She can believe she’s found the thing she’s been made for.

Hazel lives with her brother, Ben, in the strange town of Fairfold where humans and fae exist side by side. At the center of it all, there is a glass coffin in the woods. It rests right on the ground and in it sleeps a boy with horns on his head and ears as pointed as knives. Hazel and Ben were both in love with him as children. The boy has slept there for generations, never waking.

7. Red Queen - Victoria Aveyard

This is a world divided by blood – red or silver.

The Reds are commoners, ruled by a Silver elite in possession of god-like superpowers. And to Mare Barrow, a seventeen-year-old Red girl from the poverty-stricken Stilts, it seems like nothing will ever change. That is, until she finds herself working in the Silver Palace. Here, surrounded by the people she hates the most, Mare discovers that, despite her red blood, she possesses a deadly power of her own. One that threatens to destroy the balance of power.

8. Daughter of Smoke and Bone - Laini Taylor

In a dark and dusty shop, a devil’s supply of human teeth grows dangerously low. And in the tangled lanes of Prague, a young art student is about to be caught up in a brutal otherworldly war.

Meet Karou. She fills her sketchbooks with monsters that may or may not be real, she’s prone to disappearing on mysterious “errands”, she speaks many languages - not all of them human - and her bright blue hair actually grows out of her head that color. Who is she? That is the question that haunts her, and she’s about to find out.

9. Illuminae - Amie Kaufman and Jay Kristoff

The year is 2575, and two rival megacorporations are at war over a planet that’s little more than an ice-covered speck at the edge of the universe. Too bad nobody thought to warn the people living on it. With enemy fire raining down on them, Kady and Ezra—who are barely even talking to each other—are forced to fight their way onto an evacuating fleet, with an enemy warship in hot pursuit.

BRIEFING NOTE: Told through a fascinating dossier of hacked documents—including emails, schematics, military files, IMs, medical reports, interviews, and more

10. Legend - Marie Lu

What was once the western United States is now home to the Republic, a nation perpetually at war with its neighbors. Born into an elite family in one of the Republic’s wealthiest districts, fifteen-year-old June is a prodigy being groomed for success in the Republic’s highest military circles. Born into the slums, fifteen-year-old Day is the country’s most wanted criminal. But his motives may not be as malicious as they seem.

From very different worlds, June and Day have no reason to cross paths—until the day June’s brother, Metias, is murdered and Day becomes the prime suspect. Caught in the ultimate game of cat and mouse, Day is in a race for his family’s survival, while June seeks to avenge Metias’s death. But in a shocking turn of events, the two uncover the truth of what has really brought them together, and the sinister lengths their country will go to keep its secrets.

11. Angelfall (Penryn and the end of days) - Susan Ee

It’s been six weeks since angels of the apocalypse descended to demolish the modern world. Street gangs rule the day while fear and superstition rule the night. When warrior angels fly away with a helpless little girl, her seventeen-year-old sister Penryn will do anything to get her back.

Anything, including making a deal with an enemy angel.

12. Caraval - Stephanie Garber

Remember, it’s only a game…

Scarlett Dragna has never left the tiny island where she and her sister, Tella, live with their powerful, and cruel, father. Now Scarlett’s father has arranged a marriage for her, and Scarlett thinks her dreams of seeing Caraval—the faraway, once-a-year performance where the audience participates in the show—are over.

But this year, Scarlett’s long-dreamt-of invitation finally arrives. With the help of a mysterious sailor, Tella whisks Scarlett away to the show. Only, as soon as they arrive, Tella is kidnapped by Caraval’s mastermind organizer, Legend. It turns out that this season’s Caraval revolves around Tella, and whoever finds her first is the winner.

13. The Unbecoming of Mara Dyer - Michelle Hodkin

Mara Dyer believes life can’t get any stranger than waking up in a hospital with no memory of how she got there.

It can.

She believes there must be more to the accident she can’t remember that killed her friends and left her strangely unharmed.

There is.

14. An Ember In The Ashes - Sabaa Tahir

Laia is a slave. Elias is a soldier. Neither is free.

Under the Martial Empire, defiance is met with death. Those who do not vow their blood and bodies to the Emperor risk the execution of their loved ones and the destruction of all they hold dear. It is in this brutal world, inspired by ancient Rome, that Laia lives with her grandparents and older brother. The family ekes out an existence in the Empire’s impoverished backstreets. They do not challenge the Empire. They’ve seen what happens to those who do.

15. The Darkest Minds - Alexandra Bracken

When Ruby woke up on her tenth birthday, something about her had changed. Something frightening enough to make her parents lock her in the garage and call the police. Something that got her sent to Thurmond, a brutal government “rehabilitation camp.” She might have survived the mysterious disease that had killed most of America’s children, but she and the others emerged with something far worse: frightening abilities they could not control.

16. The Wrath and The Dawn - Renee Ahdieh

One Life to One Dawn.

In a land ruled by a murderous boy-king, each dawn brings heartache to a new family. Khalid, the eighteen-year-old Caliph of Khorasan, is a monster. Each night he takes a new bride only to have a silk cord wrapped around her throat come morning. When sixteen-year-old Shahrzad’s dearest friend falls victim to Khalid, Shahrzad vows vengeance and volunteers to be his next bride. Shahrzad is determined not only to stay alive, but to end the caliph’s reign of terror once and for all.

anonymous asked:

i have depression and find it incredibly hard to study, concentrate, pay attention in class, do assignments hell even show up to school half the time. my grades have suffered over the past two years and i'm stuck. i know you're not a mental health professional but just any tips for motivation would be greatly appreciated! thankfully i live in a country where only the last year of school 'counts' but i'm going into my last year next year :/

im so sorry that u are facing these issues :( i can try to help! *DISCLAIMER* i am a 16 year old girl without any mental health issues so if i say something that is incorrect please let me know

i really hope this helps u!!!! im always here if u need someone xox

DOWNLOAD: R1CK RØCK - Let’s Be Nothing, I Heard It Last Forever

Is the EDC post-depression still sitting in? Are you still tryin’ to re-assemble your melted face? Well, here’s an artillery of heavy bass to set you right in place. I’ve locked & loaded this mix with genres of all calibers. Featuring the likes of Armin van Buuren, Bring Me The Horizon, Disclosure, Headhunterz, KRS-One, Kendrick Lemar, System Of A Down, Skrillex, & many more. As always, I hope you guys enjoy the ride & thank you for listening. Peace!

Home isn’t a place, it’s a feeling, & Our feelings resides within the Music. So when the Music hits you feel no pain. You feel (nothing) (but) an overwhelming Frisson sensation of (peace) & (belonging). We were raised with the notion that “Nothing Last Forever,” so we must savor every moment of everyday. & in the face of Music, you swear the waves of bliss were infinite. Those are the moments we live for.

“So much of what we perceive cannot be expressed. That’s why Music exists. To communicate all the abstract & intangible things we experience. We become exposed to a Spirtual communion & those moments where we feel connected, that’s what we live for.”  → Zuri Akoko (Toneshifterz)

1. Knife Party - Rage Valley VIP (R1CK RØCK’s Rampage Edit)
2. Zero Hero - Go Mad
3. Nero - Doomsday
4. Skrillex - All Is Fair In Love & Brostep (Panda Eyes Remix)
5. Pegboard Nerds - Razor Sharp VIP
6. 501 - Kill Your Boss (Barely Alive Remix)
7. Dodge & Fuski vs Nick Thayer - Playboy (Barely Alive Remix)
8. Bassnectar & Excision - Destroid 6 Put it Down (Crizzly Remix)
9. TheCasaBrothers ft. Lemony Snickettes & ToBy - Give Me More
10. D!RTY AUD!O - Swisher
11. Far East Movement & Rell the Soundbender - Grimey Thirsty 
12. Nas & Foxsky - Made You Rattlesnake (R1CK RØCK Edit)
13. Diplo ft. Faustix & Imanos and Kai - Revolution (Danny Diggz Remix)
14. BlasterJaxx - Gravity (Jam Aunni Twerk VIP)
15. Zomboy & The Brig ft. Lady Chann - Here to Stay in Megalomania (R1CK RØCK Edit)
16. House Of Pain & MUST DIE! - Jump Around Hellcat (R1CK RØCK Edit)
17. KAYZO - Burner
18. I.Y.F.F.E - Abducted Cowboy (Erotic Cafè Remix)
19. 12th Planet, Protohype & KillaGraham - Brick
20. Gent & Jawns - Turn Up (Kill The Noise Remix)
21. Zomboy - Delirium (Far Too Loud Remix)
22. Milo & Otis - FESTMUNCH 2: The Haunting
23. Borgore ft Waka Flocka Flame, Paige, Jaycen A'mour, LAZER LAZER LAZER & The Kingdumb - Wild Out (R1CK RØCK RevAmp’d)
24. Snails & Antiserum - Wild (Far Too Loud Remix)
25. Barely Alive ft. Diamond Eyes - Welcome To The Real World  (Panda Eyes Remix)
26. DJ Snake, Kovalenco Genna, & System of a Down - Chop Suey Birthday Song (R1CK RØCK Edit)
27. Destructo ft. YG - Party Up (GTA Remix)
28. Barely Alive - Lasers Up
29. Wolfgang Gartner & Rusko ft. Dizzee Rascal - Everyday In The 818 Is Bonkers (R1CK RØCK RevAmp’d)
30. Pegboard Nerds - Bassline Kickin (Astronaut Remix)
31. Dirtyloud & RIOT - Party Intuition (R1CK RØCK Edit)
32. Datsik ft. Georgia Murray Hold it Down (Doctor P Remix)
33. Porter Robinson - Lionhearted (Virtual Riot Remix)
34. DJ Kool, JayCeeOh, & Made Monster - Let Me Go Clear My Throat Harder (R1CK RØCK Edit)
35. Big Sean & Drake - Blessings (Riot Ten’s HYPE OR DIE Trap Remix)
36. Rick Remedy - Break It Down
37. GTA - Bola (K.O. Trap Remix)
38. LOUDPVCK & gLAdiator - Tony
39. MUST DIE! - Hellcat (AB The Thief Remix)
40. MUST DIE! - Hellcat (SNAILS Remix)
41. Kyle Hughes & Kandy - Abnormaäl (AB The Thief Remix)
42. Uberjak’d - I Like To Rave (AB The Thief Remix)
43. Borgore - Foes (16 Bit Fuck Hoes Remix)
44. Party Thieves & Drean - WTF!
45. Ummet Ozcan - Raise Your Hands (Slander Remix)
46. W&W & Headhunterz - We Control The Sound (HEAVY FIRE x Zeelaa Remix)
47. Jetfire & Happy Enemies - Brazil (Lookas & Jules Field Bootleg)
48. Sebastian Ingrosso, Tommy Trash, Borgore, & Instant Party! - Reload Ourselves (R1CK RØCK Edit)
49. Lookas - Genesis
50. Boombox Cartel Hardcut (Grabbitz x Handles Remix)
51. Prismo - SQUAD
52. Firebeatz & KSHMR - No Heroes (Instant Party! x Party Thieves Remix)
53. Calvin Harris, W&W, Headhunterz, & HEAVY FIRE - Summer Shocker (R1CK RØCK Edit)
54. Ummet Ozcan - Superwave (Bear Sauce VIP)
55. Lookas - Samurai
56. Styles&Complete & Riot Ten - Masked Menace Style (R1CK RØCK Edit)
57. Doctor P - Tetris (Document One VIP)
58. Zomboy - Terror Squad (Bro Safari & Ricky Remedy Remix)
59. Excision & The Frim ft. Messinian - X Up!
60. Dirtyphonics - Power Now
61. Dirtyphonics - Lies Greed Misery
62. Barely Alive & The Brig ft. Jeff Sontag - Sell Your Echo Soul (R1CK RØCK Edit)
63. Excision & Dion Timmer ft. Splitbreed - Out of Time
64. Dimitri Vegas, Martin Garrix & Like Mike - Tremor (Invader! DnB Edit)
65. Daft Punk, Skrillex ft. Niki & The Dove, & Save The Rave - Ease My Aerodynamic Mind (R1CK RØCK Edit)
66. Lets Be Friends - Pull Up Your Finger
67. PhaseOne - Touching The Stars
68. The Frim - Bassline Skanka (2014 Edition)
69. Bring Me The Horizon & MUST DIE! - Diamond Shards Aren’t Forever (R1CK RØCK Edit)
70. Hyper Crush - Illigalities (MUST DIE! Remix)
71. Flux Pavilion & SKisM ft. Foreign Beggars -  Jump Back VIP
72. Persist - The Reaper
73. FuntCase - 50 Caliber (DeadExit Remix)
74. SQUNTO - Sirens
75. SQUNTO & Code Pandorum - Wall Of Death (Midnight Tyrannosaurus Deathasaurus Remix)
76. Excision, Downlink & Space Laces - Destroid 3: Crusaders (FuntCase Remix)
77. Asking Alexandria - Another Bottle Down (Tomba Remix)
78. Phase One ft. Northlane - Rot (R1CK RØCK Edit)
79. Downlink & Twofold - Darkside
80. Barely Alive Ft. Jeff Sontang - Sell Your Soul (Eptic Remix)
81. Protohype & Datsik ft. Raw - Zero Encore (R1CK RØCK Edit)
82. Zomboy - Resurrected
83. Barely Alive - Dead Link VIP
→ LAXX - Step Two
84. Fedde Le Grand, Di-Rect - Where We Belong (Zomboy Remix)
85. PhaseOne - Six Feet Under
86. Flux Pavilion ft. Rosie Oddie - Gold Love (LAXX Remix)
87. SKisM & LAXX - Hostile (Eptic Remix)
88. Virtual Riot ft. Splitbreed & Autodrive - Nightmare
89. Far Too Loud - Doomsday Machine (501 Remix)
90. Bear Grillz & The Frim - It’s Fucking Dubstep!
91. Fox Stevenson - High Five! (The Brig Remix)
92. Zomboy - Immunity (Spag Heddy Remix)
93. Yugen - Mean Machine (The Frim Remix)
94. Spag Heddy & Anna Yvette - Hide (EH!DE Remix)
95. Datsik ft. KRS-One - No Requests
96. Twofold - Cannon
97. Excision & Space Laces - Destroid 7: Bounce (Mayhem & Antiserum Remix)
98. Excision, Downlink & Space Laces - Destroid 2: Wasteland (Barely Alive Remix)
99. RIOT - Jazz Cat Funk (Terravita Remix)
100. Astronaut & Far Too Loud - War (DISKORD Remix)
101. Tarro, Spag Heddy, & EH!DE - Flashpoint (R1CK RØCK Edit)
102. Skrillex - Ragga Bomb (Skrillex & Zomboy Remix)
103. Kai Wachi x LUMBERJVCK - Dukkha
104. MIA - Y.A.L.A. (Bro Safari & Valentino Khan Remix)
105. RL Grime, What So Not, Rudebrat, & DISKORD - Tell Me Why (R1CK RØCK Edit)
106. Disclosure, Skrillex, & Avicii - Latch On To Cinematic Levels VIP (R1CK RØCK Edit)
107. DJ Snake & Mercer, Kendrick Lamar, & Kayzo, - Lunatic Swimming Pools (R1CK RØCK Edit)
108. Gent & Jawns - Let Em Know
109. Elliphant & Skrillex - Only Getting Younger
110. GTA - Booty Bounce (GTA HYPRR Mix)
111. Flosstradamus & GTA ft. Lil Jon - Prison Riot
112. MAKJ ft. Lil Jon - Let’s Get Fucked Up (Zatox Bootleg)
113. Dr. Rude & Crystal Lake - TURN UP
114. Hard Driver - Crank It Up (HEAVY FIRE Remix)
115. D-Block & S-te-Fan & Rebourne - Louder
116. Armin Van Buuren & Andrew Rayel - Eiforya (Bass Modulators Remix)
117. Demi Kanon - Supersonic
118. Havana Brown - Better Not Said (Toneshifterz Remix)
119. Atmozfears & Sub Zero Project - MADMAN
120. R3hab & Nervo - Ready For The Weekend (Audiotricz Remix)
121. Toneshifterz ft Zuri Akoko - What We Live For
122. Skrillex & Megalodon ft. Ragga Twins - Bad Harlequin Dreams (R1CK RØCK Edit)
123. Jack Ü & SNAILS ft. Taranchyla - Holla Out VIP
124. Jack Ü ft. Kiesza - Take Ü There (Zeds Dead Remix)
125. Virtual Riot - We’re Not Alone (R1CK RØCK Edit)
126. Mat Zo & Porter Robinson - Easy (Mediks Bootleg)

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1. Which one is the better cook

2. What their love letters look like

3. Which one outlives the other, and how they cope

4.What they do on date night

5. How many kids they’ll have

6. How they decorated their bedroom

7 Which one is the worse driver

8. What they argue about

9. Which one swears more

10. What TV shows they watch together, and which ones they hide from the other

11. What their first impression was of each other

12. What they do for their anniversary

13. Which makes a bigger deal of birthdays

14. What nicknames they call each other

15. What they would change about each other

Things I have learned from Grey (part 2/?)

1. What is life, do pigeons have feelings, what do sheep count when they can’t go to sleep….? Yes, I am, indeed, losing my mind *thumbs up*
2. Christian referring to Anastasia and Kate: “I wonder why these women are friends. They have nothing in common” – bro, my dude, you’ve known them for a combined 28 seconds. But wait, I’ve forgotten that for Christian, women are about as complicated and complex as breathing in and out or scartching his ass
3. Christian literally assumes every man in the vicinity of Ana might be her boyfriend. As if women can’t be single, god forbid, THE HORROR

4.Are they fucking?” – 2 seconds after being introduced to a male friend of Ana’s. FML.
5.He’s telling me to back off. Well, game on, kid.” – here we go with the “let’s see whose balls are bigger” game. Spoiler alert: NO ONE CARES

6. I can’t believe I’m saying it, but I miss the inner goddess. Christian’s inner monologue is so arrogant and pretentious and he keeps wondering if Ana will accept his proposal to be a submissive and he keeps second guessing himself and it’s honestly like reading a 12 year old’s diary. 
7. Case in point: “She’s watching me. Is she checking me out?” – congratulations, Christian, you have the depth of a prepubescent teen
8.Oh, sweetheart, he wants to be more than a friend” – you condescending fuckwit
9.I like my women in skirts. I like them accessible” – I think I threw up in my mouth a little… okay, a little more
10.Fiction was my sanctuary when I was a teenager” – I can’t believe Christian and I have something in common, is the sky falling? *opens umbrella just to be sure I don’t want to mess up my hair*
11. Christ, this is boring, there’s so much filler monologue and mindless shit, it’s honestly a feat that I haven’t fallen asleep yet. SERIOUSLY, NOTHING FUCKING HAPPENS IN THIS BOOK. OR BETTER YET, I KNOW EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENS WHY WAS THIS THING WRITTEN WHY WHYYYYY WHY LIFE WHYYYY
12. Or maybe I have fallen asleep and this is my nightmare. Oh gods, what if bookworm hell is being forced to reread the worst books in the world over and over again?!?!?!

13. Christian’s brother is a fuckboy. That is all, carry on.
14.I’d really like to give her a bath, but that would be stepping beyond the bounds of propriety.” – well it seems Christian does have some boundaries, who would have thought

15.My cock agrees.” – the cock has replaced the inner goddess. I can’t believe I’m writing this sentence, wow this is surreal
16.Stop standing here ogling the girl, for fuck’s sake, Grey.” – yes, Grey, she’s asleep and you’re being very fucking creepy
17. You fucker
18.I’m so sorry,” she says, her voice full of shame.” – honestly, this bothers the hell out of me. It’s not like she did the most vile thing in the world, she got drunk. But it’s like she offended every sentient being in a 100 mile radius by doing that. New flash: women get drunk and throw up much wow very surprise

19.An image of her shackled to my bench, peeled gingerroot inserted in her ass so she can’t clench her buttocks, comes to mind, followed by judicious use of a belt or strap.” – I TAKE BACK EVERYTHING BRING BACK THE INNER GODDESS PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS
20. Holy Jesus it’s like read shitty fanfiction, nothing is happening, and there’s no sexual tension, despite the writer’s very obvious efforts. 
21. I’m asleep
22. Oddly enough, the elevator scene was better written now than in the first book. I actually felt I was reading erotica.
23.I’ll fuck her in time. I’ll fuck her bound and with her smart mouth gagged.” – I feel faint and sick, this is just…so brutal fml how do people find this arousing and romantic and something you’d actually want happening to you
24.a huge cock-tightening grin” – so…um…this is a thing
25. hahahahahaha I’m sorry but wow

26.My cock concurs.” – oh my fucking god I’m crying hahahahaha
27.First, I don’t make love. I fuck, hard” – mr. Oh-look-at-me-so-manly-and-rugged-ladies-pls-hold-ur-panties lolololololol no
28. These. Short. Sentences. Are giving me. A headache. Please stop. And forget. That the full stop. Exists. Please and thank.
29. On Ana’s virginity: “And a nice young man hasn’t swept you off your feet? I just don’t understand. You’re twenty-one, nearly twenty-two. You’re beautiful.” Why hasn’t some guy taken her to bed?” – heaven forbid she stay a virgin for as long as she wants because *insert whatever reason here* I feel offended on behalf of all virgins. YOU DO YOU, BOOS, OKAY? ILY <3
30. Ugh, he’s “rectifying the situation”. I remember this part. IT STILL HAUNTS MY DREAMS.
31. Kay, hold on, I need booze to be able to read this

32.At least I don’t have to worry about every dick she’s slept with.” – I can’t even with you, you fuckboy to end all fuckboys
33.I want to see her marked…pink…with tiny, thin welts from a crop maybe” – ANA RUN THE FUCK AWAY MY CHILD
34.I own her first orgasm” – you possessive turd
35. Oh my god, nobody comes just because you tell them to ffs
36.My cock stirs with approval” – I’m sorry, I can’t take a book with sentences like this seriously honestly i’m imagining stirring the soup with a dick
37. I just can’t
38. Wow that was like 10 pages too many of really poor sex
39. 1/10 would not recommend

Part 1

Fifty Shades of Grey, Fifty Shades Darker, Fifty Shades Freed masterpost

Okay so I don’t care other people have made them! Here’s an Undertale rec post (slight, very general spoilers)

-Your protag is never referred to as a specified gender and everyone uses they/them pronouns when talking to and about them. This is also true for a couple other characters.

–They are yellow in the game (ala classic video game characters) but some art shows them being brown-skinned, basically it’s up to you what race they are but it seems like you’re encouraged to think of them as a poc. 

-The game remembers past playthroughs and deaths and changes based on them in super interesting ways. Your struggles are NOT FOR NAUGHT. (It can be paranoia inducing, so watch out for that)

-There are so many character interactions and secret places and sections you can never find them all

- Gaming culture and mechanics in general are explicitly criticized by the narrative. You are called out for detaching yourself from the violence you do. You are called out for making cruel choices. You are called out for thinking yourself above consequence and for doing stuff just because “you can”. A lot of the commentary the game produces can easily extend to how gamers tend to treat others in their community as well. Ideas like violence equals achievement are deconstructed as well.

-To get the Best Ending you are required to assist in helping both a girl-girl couple and a guy-guy couple get together. They are both adorable and no big deal is made about their orientation. The girl-girl couple is super prominent and important to the narrative too.

-CONSTANT ANIME REFERENCES if you’re into that, often in a tongue-in-cheek self aware way.

-There’s also plenty of meme references

-The game doesn’t follow the typical video game style of every female character having to be super feminine-looking and conventionally attractive. There are multiple female characters are decked out in full knights armor, yet you and everyone else know they’re girls. We have a fish monster girl with an eyepatch!

-The female characters are complex and dynamic and important and effective and have really varied personalities. We have a nurturing and motherly one (who’s also very tough, both physically and mentally), a super-badass, reckless and powerful one who just WANTS TO PUNCH EVERYTHING and a socially awkward insecure, messed-up intelligent scientist…etc.



-A male character wears a dress, which is initially framed as potentially comedic, but  later you run into a male-coded npc stating that seeing that guy wearing a dress, he looked “really cool” and “it makes me feel like I…I could wear a dress too”…and if you get the good end, you later run into said character wearing the dress and being extremely happy, saying the other character supported them and gave them their dress.

-The story has tons of twists and gutpunches and arc words and callbacks- you WILL feel emotionally compromised

-The idea that “beautiful=good” and “monstrous looking creatures=bad” is explicitly subverted. You cannot dismiss these monsters as less important than humans.


-Most of the characters have interesting and sometimes sweet and adorable relationships and interactions with each other. You’re rewarded for befriending them by learning so much about this and becoming part of their complex lives.

-THE SOUNDTRACK IS SO GREAT and despite the simplistic artstyle, the settings are often beautiful. There was a tumblr post about wanting a rpg where you can explore the gorgeous world without having to hurt anyone, and this definitely qualifies.

-it’s super funny and quirky



-different playthroughs reveal different sides of the story



10/10 recced would play forever

so the panic! at the disco concert on saturday (july 11) was the best night of my life for many reasons:

1. brendon’s horrible attempt at a cajun accent

2. “lieutenant dan-ic! at the disco”

3. brendon was complaining about the heat so i yelled “take your shirt off” and he said “alrighty then” and did it like ok wow thanks

4.”well i like water and i like slides. let’s see where this goes”

5. brendon trying v hard not to curse bc the venue asked him not to, leading to such gems as: “gosh darn it, we are going to have a great time!” “this girl was f-freaking my friends”

6. scoffing at the crowd like a small child for singing “god damn” in i write sins not tragedies

7. refer back to number 3

8. death metal lord’s prayer

9. number 3 once more

10. #3 like wow still not over shirtless beebo

purecheonsa  asked:

hey! what are some new kdramas you like?

@purecheonsa, Descendants Of The Sun Is Currently My Favourite Kdrama! I’ll Tell You Why…

1. Song Joong Ki Is The Male Lead 

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2. They’ve Got Pretty Female Leads (Song Hye Kyo & Kim Ji Won) 

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Originally posted by semperji

3. SHINee’s Onew Surprised Me With His Superb Acting Skills 

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4. Discovering Another Good Looking Celebrity 

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5. Song Joong Ki’s Casual Style & Jingoo’s Seriousness Makes A Good Match

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6. The Second Leads Click Really Well 

Originally posted by semperji

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7. The Drama May Make You Cringe At Times

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8. But It Progressively Becomes Satisfying

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Originally posted by semperji

9. It Has Plentiful Action & Romantic Scenes, Which Will Never Make You Bored… & You Would Only Want To Watch More

Originally posted by feii1effect

10. OVERALL, It Is Remarkable DRAMA With An AMAZING Plot & Skillful Actors/Actress! 

Originally posted by descendants-of-the-sun


1. Steal My Girl

  • having a committed relationship and knowing how lucky you are to have that person because they’re so amazing everyone else would love to have them

2. Ready To Run

  • relying on each other to get through obstacles being forced on a relationship, anticipating finally being free of the people trying to oppress you

3. Where Do Broken Hearts Go

  • someone needed to get their life together and deal with personal demons, trying to find the lover they cast off when they hadn’t started getting things fixed yet

4. 18

  • a love that started one-sided, taking a chance on a relationship that didn’t come easy/had risks from the start

5. Girl Almighty

  • celebrating the light and joy of young girls that people often demean as frivolous or shallow 

6. Fool’s Gold

  • loving the boys or any person from a fan’s point of view

7. Night Changes

  • nothing will change the love between family even as you grow up and change yourself

8. No Control

  • being completely gone for someone and accepting/embracing/reveling in it rather than trying to hide it

9. Fireproof

  • being so passionate about something that it doesn’t matter if you fail repeatedly, you’ll keep doing it because it matters more

10. Spaces

  • the uncertainty of falling off of the same page with someone and not knowing if one of you is going to stop trying to make things work

11. Stockholm Syndrome

  • going from wild and single to committed and loving it, feeling bemused by the change

12. Clouds

  • getting together and breaking up repeatedly because one of the people in the relationship doesn’t understand that love gets messy and relationships need work

13. Change Your Ticket 

  • secretly dating and being separated in different towns, one getting a visit and begging the other not to leave yet when their current time together is up

14. Illusion

  • the boys wanting us to trust that they care about fans even though part of their job is creating an image and they have to lie sometimes

15. Once In A Lifetime

  • being an adult and remembering the security and safety you felt as a child, possibly after losing a parent

16. Act My Age 

  • no matter how old and weighed down by time and responsibility you get, there will always be that person or those people who make you feel like you instead of whatever roles you’ve taken up