“Has the Scooby-Doo writing been getting weirder lately, or have I just not noticed it until now?”
Ted the Animator: “Uh… give me an example.”
Carl the Animator: “Well, take this scene, for example. The purple vampire one–”
Ted the Animator: “Sibella.”
Carl the Animator: “–makes a really terrible, clunky vampire pun with ‘bite,’ or something….”
Ted the Animator: “Eh, that seems pretty normal Scooby-Doo to me.”
Carl the Animator: “Yeah, but then the camera zooms in, and holds on a shot of her fang, sparkling there. Y’know, just for the off chance that someone in the audience somehow didn’t manage to pick up the gratuitously-obvious vampire pun about vampire fangs.”
Ted the Animator: “Fair ‘nuff.”
Carl the Animator: “And here, too. The purple vampire one–”
Ted the Animator: “Sibella.”
Carl the Animator: “–is talking to the blue ghosty one–”
Ted the Animator: “Phantasma.”
Carl the Animator: “–and she, a second time, makes the exact same joke with ‘fang-tastic’ she made earlier in the episode.”
Ted the Animator: “Scooby-Doo has always had bad puns, though.”
Carl the Animator: “Yeah, but not the exact same joke, twice, in under 3 minutes! C’mon, people, we’re not even 15 minutes in yet, are we already out of material?”
Ted the Animator: “Entirely possible.”
Carl the Animator: “Reading the script, it’s… hey, wait, they do the exact same thing here! The werewolf one–”
Ted the Animator: “Winnie.”
Carl the Animator: “–is talking to the mummy one–”
Ted the Animator: “…ok, I don’t remember her name either.”
Carl the Animator: “–and makes the same howling joke again! Is the audience expected to have forgotten that we already heard it mere minutes before?”
Ted the Animator:*shrugs*
Carl the Animator: “I mean, think about it. A viewer could hear the joke, leave the room to make toast, and come back to hear it made a second time. Sad, really.”
Ted the Animator: “Wow. That’s a really effective way to put it, Carl.”
Carl the Animator: “I know, right? Toast-making is the best metric of time.”
Seungkwan is beautiful just the way he is. The fact that he’s felt enough pressure to lose 7kg is sickening.
Soonyoung is such a hard yet humble worker and his choreography is pure genius.
All of the performance unit have poured in so much effort to make Seventeen’s dances as great as they are.
Wonwoo can speak in whatever he damn wants.
Vernon and Seokmin deserve the gifts that fans have put in time and money to get for them.
I don’t know if all the claims made are legitimate, but Seventeen are gorgeous individuals, inside and out. Their mistreatment and the deliberate overlooking of their rights really infuriates me and I hope the fandom can get some answers out of Pledis without risking Seventeen’s success.
I miss you, but not in the ways I expected. I miss you with a heated rage. I miss you with a shaking fist, white knuckles, a growl deep in my throat. I thought I would hold more sorrow, but it never grew with much strength. You begged forgiveness, you begged to be back in my life. It was a game to you, wasn’t it?
Alas, here you aren’t. What I now understand is that my anger was never yours. I am, after all, the one who crowned the same fool twice.