Context: The group is investigating a necromancer who’s been terrorizing the region. To find more information, the group must cross a lake on row boats.
DM: Roll a 20 to see how the trip went.
Me a Warlock (OOC): *rolls a 1* Fuck
DM: You hit a large rock and fall off your boat. You are now drowning, roll a 20 to save yourself.
Me: *rolls another 1*
DM: Ok, you get 2 more tries
Me: *rolls a 4* I’m gonna die here
DM: One more shot
Me: *rolls a 2*
Me: So I’m dead?
DM: No. As you drown your demonic patron appears infront of you. He will save you, but only if you do something for him.
Me: Yes. Yes. I’ll do whatever.
DM: K, you’re on shore and there’s a parchment in your bag.
Me: Thank you Satan.