Tim: Walks into Starbucks fifteen minutes late with Starbucks
Tim: I need coffee
Barista: Sir you have a coffee?
Tim: I need more coffee, I’ve just been told my little brother has tried to set the animals in the zoo free and I need to be sufficiently caffeinated out of my mind to explain that the animals are being treated fine and zoos are there to promote animal safety and activism is addition to tourism
*slaps down a fifty*
Tim: I’m gonna need about 5 more of these babies.