HEY! Wow, so its been awhile eh?
(eat that canadian shit right there) 

Anyway. Im currently locked in a basement with no windows.. please send help. I can hear people upstairs dancing wildly to the beat of what I can only assume is human sculls clacking together while they attempt to use them as instruments. 

I thought that might be an interesting thing to say other than I just didn’t want to post anything because I didn’t care to.

What have I really been up to?

Well, since I last posted Ive drank maybe a pound and a half of coffee. What more did you think ive been doing? 
I am currently in the middle of a kafluffel I can’t really talk about just YET.. but believe me.. you will be third - forth to know when I can. 

I recently got a haircut and am currently in the “shit what is my hair doing?” phase. You know when you aren’t quite sure if your hair is good to go or not. Its a typical thing for me that lasts a week or so, During that time you can find me wearing a hat and touching my hair to make sure its still there.

Anyway PEACE. 

rei-ryoku asked:

you will kill me obviously, but ღ HakYona :D

No I won’t, it was fun imagining everything (I’m a sucker for domestic situations)  

  • Who’s the first to wake up in the morning:

Yona wakes up surprisingly early, she has to practically shove Hak out of the bed in order for him to get up

  • Who’s the one to make breakfast:

Hak, because he’s the best out of the two of them, though that isn’t saying much (come feed your children Yoon)

  • Who’s the one to serve the other breakfast in bed:

Yona tries to do this every once in a while as a surprise, but she usually just ends up crying over the charred remains of what should have been pancakes

  • Who would suggest a quickie in the morning before work:

Hak, and Yona usually agrees unless she’s absolutely exhausted and just needs coffee more than she needs her man

  • Who suggests they both ditch work to lay around all day:

Hak, but this without fail incites a lecture from Yona about proper work ethic so he doesn’t do this very often

  • Who chooses the movies:

They both like old school adventure movies, like Indiana Jones, so that’s what they stick with (occasionally Yona pulls out the Notebook or some other ridiculously dramatic romance and Hak contemplates burning the disc)

  • Who initiates kissing during the moving, thus distracting the other from the movie all together:

Hak, sly little fox

  • Who orders lunch:

Yona, because some days she needs real food

  • Who steals food from the other’s plate without asking:

Hak, in the end he always believes Yona orders better food than him

  • Who curls up next to the other and falls asleep due to a full tummy:

Yona, she can’t resist pillow pet Hak on a full stomach

  • Who distracts the other from trying to work at home:

Surprisingly Yona, she gets bored easily

  • Who asks to go get ice cream like a five year old:

Yona, she adores sweets

  • Who takes pictures of their partner eating ice cream:

Hak does so he can use them to embarrass her at a later date

  • Who makes a sexual joke about the dripping ice cream on their partner’s face:

Hak, Yona always follows up his statements with a well aimed punch to the arm

  • Who cooks dinner:

Hak, but usually they order take out or “invite” (more like kidnap) Yoon over

  • Who cleans up the kitchen afterwards:

Yona, she’s a neat freak

  • Who stays up until 2 reading:

Yona, even though she gets up early as well

  • Who stares at their partner while their sleeping:

Hak, because now she can’t try to hide her face or look away in embarrassment

  • Who kisses their partner while they sleep:

Hak, he loves to give her forehead kisses while she’s embarking into dream land

anonymous asked:

My pussy doesn't smell but I get paranoid that my man will think it does, I suck his Dick and everything and were close emotionally and mentally he always says he'll never Judge me no matter what but he's a guy I mean am I just paranoid? Any tips? I drink a lot of coffee and I read that makes it smell some type of way , I'm clean and everything 😩

it can contribute to changes in the vaginal environment & affect the scent of your vaginal secretions, the changes can be noticeable, but they’re usually mild & not a cause for concern, Strong, foul-smelling odors aren’t likely to be caused by the foods you eat or what you drink, vaginal odors can come from things like having an std, yeast infection or sweat from pubic hair but naturally all vaginas have a natural smell either way you put it, if anything just drink less coffee & more water & eat pineapples or drink pineapple juice

My breakfast should probably consist of more than just coffee and the internet

even if it is delicious coffee with white chocolate raspberry creamer in it

so good


drinking cake

this morning
  • Mom gives me coffee and says ita my birthday
  • Me:*jumping on my sisters bed while she's trying to sleep* IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!!!
  • me:*drinking coffee on my brothers bed* HAVE YOU SOMETHING TO SAY TO ME??
  • Bro:No? Oh yes, get off my bed!
  • Me:C'MON!!!
  • Me:*Jumping/dancing in front of my mirror* HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!! WEEH!
  • sis:I'm tired!
  • sis:You're the freaking oldest! Your going to high school and you're jumping in front of mirror singing birthday song from alice in the wonderland and just say happy ANTI-unbirthday? SERIOUSLY?!
  • Me:...hmm...YES~~~ HAPPY ANTI-unbirthday to mee!!!!
  • Me:*laying on bed* I need more coffee... And cake, coffee and cake that's my breakfast!