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How does a servant, menial, grown for her congenial assistance,
existent by necessity, yet in her Homeworld’s eyes a mere accessory,
appendage to a Gem who shouldn’t think of her as thinking,
go on to challenge armies without blinking?

(insp: 1 2 )

make me choose

corazson asked: hancock or robin?

  • Me playing TWDG Season One:DON'T EVEN TOUCH CLEMENTINE YOU LIL SHITS NOT ONE HAIR ON HER HEAD
  • Me playing TWDG Season Two:TAKE A HIT FOR ALVIN. TAKE A HIT FOR KENNY. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. LOOK AT MY WAR SCARS. LOOK AT THEM. I'M ELEVEN AND MORE BADASS THAN YOU'LL EVER BE. GO AHEAD SLAP ME ACROSS THE FACE I'MMA GO DRINK PURE GASOLINE AND SWALLOW A MATCH I'LL BREATHE FIRE IN YA FACE MOTHERFUCKERS
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The idea for this happened because the chorus of One For The Money matches up so well with the awesome villains in Motorcity but then it turned out to be UNEXPECTEDLY even more BADASS than expected.  

If you have ever asked yourself “should I watch this ‘Motorcity’ thing” I would like to encourage you to watch this video and hopefully it makes that decision a little easier.

super kudos to @toastyhat who is responsible for at least 50% of this video.

Audio: One For The Money by Escape the Fate
Video: Motorcity
Program Used: iMovie

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important background action there

I think I'm beginning to see the real reason Wendy goes through guys like tissues.

She is literally absolutely intimidating.  I mean, how does a guy impress a girl that’s so much more badass than they’ll ever be?  Simple:  You don’t.  You can’t

And she’s so awesome that it’s easy for all these guys to fall for her, but at the same time, they fall all over themselves trying to be “cool enough” for her, and just end up making asses of themselves.  It’s no wonder it took Robbie like 4+ years to even try to ask her out, especially if, during that time, he had to watch her go through boyfriend after boyfriend.

Wendy is the lumberjack goddess.  She is too cool for school.

top five characters i’d trust with my life
three :: john casey :: chuck
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I am fairly certain that there is no badass thing that John Casey cannot do. John Casey is the most badass badass to ever be badass. If John Casey wanted to keep me safe, then by God, I’d be safe. Plus, the man’s got a picture of Ronald Reagan in his home, so he’s obviously got excellent judgement.

My 8yo. Sister Nadia Quoted Markiplier...
  • (First off, this actually bloody happened, which makes it so great...)
  • Nadia:Who are you watching?
  • Me:Markiplier! Do you wanna-
  • Nadia:Hey, you do you, and I'll do me, and we won't do each other...probably. *giggles and squints*
  • Me:Y-You did not just do that...
  • Nadia:*puts on sunglasses* I did.
  • Me:...O-Okay...
  • Nadia:*Swaggers away*

the bob cut is in

also just look at all that girl power (and once again, asami designed the suits)

this is nothing but 4x the girl power

Doctor Who Meme Day 05 - Your Favorite Companion
Rose Tyler

I don’t care what ANYONE says, Rose Tyler is AWESOME. ALL THE TIME. None of this I-only-like-S1-Rose shit. Rose was ALWYAS awesome. She only got MORE awesome as time went on. I love that she came from nothing, a shopgirl who lived in a council flat and never got her A-Levels, and made herself into a BAMF who saves the world the universe MULTIPLE UNIVERSES.

ROSE TYLER PWNS. END OF STORY.

{30 Days of Doctor Who}

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I love that she watches stupid dance shows even though she can’t dance. I love that she’s pretty and funny and smart -pretty much the most incredible girl that I’ve ever dated. The only thing that’s wrong with her is that she’s not you.
and I apologize if I heard any of this dialog wrong.

Malala got her Nobel Prize today […] and on the day she was awarded the Nobel Prize, they phoned her fuckin’ school and she took the call than then went, “alright, I’m going back to class” and finished her studies that day.  So I don't know what kind of badass you think you are because you can roll a joint and drive at the same time but Malala’s more badass than you.
—  Greg Proops