anonymous asked:

29 with Derek Hale. Thank you!

Derek Hale - “How is my wife more badass than me?”

You were out of breath, but your lips were curled up into a bright smile. Your clothes were soaked. Your skin was covered in sweat. Your heart was hammering in your chest and your breathing could barely keep up with your lungs’ need for air. But you were feeling better than ever, stronger than ever. You didn’t even mind that you were covered in blood. You didn’t even mind that you had probably broken a few meaningless bones in the process.

“They’re gone…” Derek spoke softly, as if a part of him wasn’t too sure about it. “And I hope they won’t come back for a while.” For the first time during the last few minutes he looked at you. His eyes wandered over your body, over your hair, glued to your forehead, over your tensed muscles, over the little cuts and bruises all over your skin.

“I hope so too.” You allowed yourself to relax a little. Your shoulders hurt slightly and when you tried to walk you felt a sharp pain in your foot, but you were still alive. You were still alive and so was Derek. “What the hell were they doing here in the first place?”

“They’re scared.” Derek’s lips were forming a straight line and he stared at the now closed door. “They don’t know what we are and what we’re capable of. So they fight.” He shrugged his shoulders. “It’s not the first time it happened and it probably won’t be the last time either.”

You frowned your eyebrows. “They don’t know something and so they’re trying to kill it?” You widened your eyes and shook your head. “Look, I know that there is a lot of this world I don’t understand yet. I know there is quite a lot I probably don’t even want to understand, but killing something because you don’t know it makes no sense at all.”

Derek grinned, one of his rare grins, the kinda grin that would turn into a smile within a few seconds. “Scared people don’t make sense.” He curled his lips up further and then he walked towards you to place both his hands on your shoulders. “I didn’t know you could fight like that.”

You shrugged your shoulders. “I guess the ten years of taking fighting classes has finally proven itself to be useful.” You smiled back at him and you curled your arms around his neck. “And I wasn’t gonna let you die.”

“I wasn’t gonna die.” Derek shook his head. “But I don’t complain about you helping me out.” He tucked a strand of hair behind your ear and his forehead touched yours. “They’re amateurs. They have no idea what they’re doing, but thanks to you this went three times as fast.” He locked his glance with yours and his nose brushes yours. “How is my wife more badass than me? How did someone like you fall in love with me?”

You smiled and you leaned in so you could cover his mouth with yours. “Because you’re awesome? And amazing? And sweet? And lovely? And worth fighting for?” You kissed him again. “Because you’re everything I’ve wanted and even more?” And again. “Because I love you?”

“I love you more.”


IRIS!! I had surprisingly few pics of her with Gladio, which makes my heart sad.

Promnis | Promtis | Gladnis | Gladnoct | Ignoct | Promptio pt 1 | Promptio pt 2 | Promptio pt 3 | OT3 | OT4 | Cor + Dino | Aranea | Misc. characters | Noct pt 1 | Noct pt 2 | Prompto pt 1 | Prompto pt 2 | Prompto pt 3 (whoops edition) | Gladio pt 1 | Gladio pt 2 | Ignis pt 1 | Ignis pt 2 | Ignis pt 3 (scenery edition) | Chocobos~ | Iris |

Drabble Challenge!

Repost this. Followers/Readers send numbers to your Ask. You write a fic/drabble using that line in your piece. Have fun! Expect a ton of requests!! 

  1. “That’s starting to get annoying”
  2. “Hey, hey, calm down. They can’t hurt you anymore.”
  3. “You can’t just sit there all day.”
  4. “I’m too sober for this.”
  5. “I’m not here to make friends.”
  6. “I need a place to stay.”
  7. “Well, that’s tragic.”
  8. “You’re seriously like a man-child.”
  9. “You can’t banish me! This is my bed too!”
  10. “The ladies love a guy who’s good with kids.”
  11. “Dear Diary, …”
  12. “She’s hiding behind the sofa.”
  13. “I lost our baby.”
  14. “They’re so cute when they’re asleep.”
  15. “I’d kill for a coffee…literally.”
  16. “You’re getting crumbs all over my bed.”
  17. “Good thing I didn’t ask for your opinion.”
  18. “What’s the matter, sweetie?”
  19. “You’re Satan.”
  20. “I don’t want to hear your excuse. You can’t just give me wet-willies.”
  21. “I’m bulletproof…but please, don’t shoot me.”
  22. “Did you just hiss at me?”
  23. “Do you really need all that candy?”
  24. “It’s six o’clock in the morning, you’re not having vodka.”
  25. “I swear, I’m not crazy!!!”
  26. “The diamond in your engagement ring is fake.”
  27. “No. Regrets.”
  28. “How drunk was I?”
  29. “How is my wife more badass than me?”
  30. “Be you. No one else can.”
  31. “I haven’t slept in ages.”
  32. “I locked the keys in the car.”
  33. “Are you sure that’s the decision you want to make?”
  34. “You work for me. You are my slave.”
  35. “Take your medicine.”
  36. “They’re monsters.”
  37. “Welcome to fatherhood.”
  38. “Why can’t you appreciate my sense of humor?”
  39. “It’s your turn to make dinner.”
  40. “The kids, they ambushed me.”
  41. “Sorry isn’t going to help when I kick your ass!!!”
  42. “Stop being so cute.”
  43. “I feel like I can’t breathe.”
  44. “You need to see a doctor.”
  45. “You’re getting a vasectomy. That’s final.”
  46. “I was a joke, baby. I swear.”
  47. “Dogs don’t wear clothes!”
  48. “I didn’t think you could get any less romantic…”
  49. “Safety first. What are you? FIVE?”
  50. “This is girl talk, so leave.”
  51. “Where am I going? Crazy. Wanna come?”
  52. “There’s a herd of them!”
  53. “Do you think I’m scared of a woman?”
  54. “They’re not your kids, back the f*ck off.”
  55. “You’re a nerd.”
  56. “I’m late.”
  57. “Just get home as soon as possible, okay?!”
  58. “You smell like a wet dog.”
  59. “I could punch you right now.”
  60. “Are you going to talk to me?”
  61. “Welcome back. Now fucking help me.”
  62. “If you can’t sleep…we could have sex?”
  63. “Flea markets don’t carry fleas, you know?”
  64. “Here, take my blanket.”
  65. “I don’t want you to stop.”
  66. “How could I ever forget about you?”
  67. “You’re bleeding all over my carpet.”
  68. “Run for it!”
  69. “We need to talk.”
  70. “Not everyone is out to get you. Stop thinking that. It’s annoying.”
  71. “I want a pet.”
  72. “Just smile, I really need to see you smile right now.”
  73. “I’m not wearing a dress.”
  74. “I’m not wearing a tie.”
  75. “Quit beating me up!”
  76. “Please put your penis away.”
  77. “It’s a Texas thing.”
  78. “Don’t argue. Just do it.”
  79. “I hope I’m never stuck with you on a deserted island.”
  80. “Does he know about the baby?”
  81. “Hold still.”
  82. “I just ironed these pants!”
  83. “Enough with the sass!”
  84. “Show me what’s behind your back.”
  85. “I’m not going to be sympathetic until you go to a doctor.”
  86. “Fine, don’t say anything and make me worry.”
  87. “Stay awake.”
  89. “You’re not interested, are you?”
  90. “I’m not buying ikea furniture again.”
  91. “Tell me you need me.”
  92. “Oh honey, I’d never be jealous of you.”
  93. “I’m telling you. I’m haunted.”
  94. “I had a bad dream again.”
  95. “Have I mentioned, I fucking hate Halloween.”
  96. “It’s Christmas, don’t be mad at me.”
  97. “You’re not going to starve yourself on Thanksgiving.”
  98. “The store ran out of Easter eggs.”
  99. “How could you forget your son’s birthday?”
  100. “You can only suffer through my whining for so long until you get up and make me a sandwich.”

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In the Cool Breeze Underneath the Stars - A prom dress, loud music, and fast food.

Phases of the Heart - Shawn falls in love with the different phases of Y/N

Parking Lots and Velvet Skies - Falling out of love is just as easy as falling in love.

Screaming at the Moon - Girls only say “I hate you” to the guys that they love.

Stages of Light ( Imagination ) - Fantasies, and a cup of hot coco.

“Just Lay with Me, Please.“ - A sick Shawn that just wants to cuddle with his girlfriend.

Real To You - In which a fictional story feels painfully real to Y/N, but Shawn is there to help her through it.

Sleepy - A sleepy Shawn that wants to cuddle with Y/N.

Old Imagines

i love you more - y/n overhears shawn talking about her.

special - shawn doesn’t think he’s special until y/n talks some sense into him.

hike - shawn realizes he’s in love whiling hiking.

yellow - the color yellow is suddenly important to shawn thanks to y/n.

drowning - based on the “mercy” music video

red carpet - shawn and y/n walk the red carpet as newly weds.

cooking - written after shawn livestreamed himself cooking rice.

safe - written after shawn posted a video of himself buckling up his guitar.

waking up - y/n wakes up to shawn


“You’re bleeding all over my carpet!”

“I had a bad dream again.”

“Stay awake.”

Tell me you need me.”

“Just smile. I really need you to smile right now.”

“Stop being so cute.”

If you can’t sleep…We could have sex?”

“How is my wife more badass than me?”

Things you should know ( not all Shawn related, misc )

Dear followers…

How to love yourself

How to live a happy life

Shawn Mendes as a boyfriend

Shawn’s hands

Horoscopes by Gil Hizon - Week of April 9 - 15, 2017

Men I may not know, but horoscopes? Horoscopes, I fucking know.

ARIES (March 21 – April 19)

This week, you’ll find a kindred spirit in another fellow ARIES. Somehow, within your busy schedules and your manic, zig-zaggy trajectories, your worlds will collide. And it would feel like the most natural thing in the the world. One thing’s for sure. I’ve seen two ARIESes conversate - it’s like witnessing a tennis match between the Roadrunner and the Tazmanian fucking devil.

TAURUS (April 20 – May 20)

You see, expectations are tricky little bitches. On the one hand, what you feel you may deserve says something about how you view yourself as a person and how you relate to all these hos in your vicinitay. On the other, it shows your dependency in others opinions of yo ass. Regardless of the nature of your expectations, I wouldn’t put too many balls in one jockstrap.

GEMINI (May 21 – June 21)

It’s your damn-ass fault for having way too many ideas. Now, they’re all in your head, competing for your attention. Which one to attend to first? You have no fucking clue. I would like to say that no matter which idea you pursue, it’ll all be okay, but this isn’t the case. You really have to rely on your heart (remember that organ?) to help you pick which project has the most potential to nourish your soul. In the end, that’s what that shit is all about.

CANCER (June 22 – July 22)

Whatever you owe some bitch will have to be repaid immediately, if not sooner. Your reputation is at stake here, crabface. And this has nothing to do with whether you can front the money or not. This is about promise, dignity and fucking honor. Your ability to follow through will not only be judged this week, it’ll also be used as a metric for your future dealings. Pay up, queen!

LEO (July 23 – August 22)

Your paranoid tendencies this week my alienate other bitches. And here’s the thing: your paranoia about other hos who are allegedly out to get yo ass may feed into your immediate behavior, and your altered actions might put off other hos. Putting off other queens will add into your feelings of being judged and that shit can only keep on going. Remember, only you have the power to break this fucking cycle.

VIRGO (August 23 – September 22)

You’re on the verge of something awesome, and the only bitch who can fuck this up is – you guessed it – YOU. This is not the time to be getting in your own way, queen. This is the time to take yourself for who you are, and truly own that shit. You may have your share of warts, but you are much more of a badass than you deem yourself to be.

LIBRA (September 23 – October 22)

Okay, gurl. There has been a lot of broken deals that have cluttered your mojo lately, and I know that this has greatly eroded whatever belief you have in yourself. Your self-worthiness is at an all-time low and it’s feeling like you don’t have the power to pick your own ass up. It’s all in your head, dahling. You have more time to pull yourself together than you think.

SCORPIO (October 23 – November 21)

When two of your beloved bitches converge from different sides of an argument, they will look unto yo ass to be the decision maker. And gurl, that shit is going to be a doozy. Picking sides will be difficult, as it will have a ripple effect of suckyness, but you know which one of your hos is right. The queen you don’t choose may hate your fucking guts at first, but in the end, she’ll respect you for being honest with your truth.

SAGITTARIUS (November 22 – December 21)

I’m sure you’re at a place right now where you’re doubting the system. Deep in your heart of hearts, you pursued an environment where you can feel like you’re making a difference. But recent events have caused you to question if there’s even a place for yo ass. Listen, queen. Your initial instincts are right. There are some things you can believe in. There will be bumps on the road, but you’re on the right fucking path. K?

CAPRICORN (December 22 – January 19)

Hidden beneath all your layers and layers of shoulder pads, lies an ambitious queen. But look deeper, and you’ll discover a heart that really cares about others beyond your wants. It won’t be easy for you to tap into that energy, because you tend to suppress that shit, but if there’s ever a time to explore how far your own compassion can go, this is that time. Don’t fuck it up.

AQUARIUS (January 20 – February 18)

You look like a queen who’s ready to cut a bitch. I get that she has done something to anger you, but your behavior may be an overreaction. You are going to have to get to the heart of why this ho bothers you so much. You may be seeing something in hurr that reminds you of what you don’t like about yourself. Before you pull out that cutting implement, make sure you use introspection first.

PISCES (February 19 – March 20)

Why the fuck are you spending all your energies trying to help some busted ho? There are certain demands in your life that are warranting your attention now, you fishy queen. Yes, I know you have history with said ho, but this bitch is grown. It is not up to you to make decisions for her. You’ve done enough. It’s time to step back and tend to your fucking life. I heard it’s in shambles, gurr.

(DISCLAIMER for all entries: This is all a shitshow!)

For more Horoscopes By Gil Hizon, click here, gurl!

More Prompts


“That’s starting to get annoying”
“Hey, hey, calm down. They can’t hurt you anymore.”
“You can’t just sit there all day.”
“I’m too sober for this.”
“I’m not drunk enough for this conversation.” “I’m not here to make friends.”
“I need a place to stay.”
“Well, that’s tragic.”
“You’re seriously like a man-child.”
“You can’t banish me! This is my bed too!”
“The ladies love a guy who’s good with kids.”
“Dear Diary, …”
“She’s hiding behind the sofa.”
“I lost our baby.”
“They’re so cute when they’re asleep.”
“I’d kill for a coffee…literally.”
“You’re getting crumbs all over my bed.”
“Good thing I didn’t ask for your opinion.”
“What’s the matter, sweetie?”
“You’re Satan.”
“I don’t want to hear your excuse. You can’t just give me wet-willies.”
“I’m bulletproof…but please, don’t shoot me.”
“Did you just hiss at me?”
“Do you really need all that candy?”
“It’s six o’clock in the morning, you’re having vodka.”
“I swear, I’m not crazy!!!”
“The diamond in your engagement ring is fake.”
“No. Regrets.”
“How drunk was I?”
“How is my wife more badass than me?”
“Be you. No one else can.”
“I haven’t slept in ages.”
“I locked the keys in the car.”
“Are you sure that’s the decision you want to make?”
“You work for me. You are my slave.”
“Take your medicine.”
“They’re monsters.”
“Welcome to fatherhood.”
“Why can’t you appreciate my sense of humor?”
“It’s your turn to make dinner.”
“The kids, they ambushed me.”
“Sorry isn’t going to help when I kick your ass!!!”
“Stop being so cute.”
“I feel like I can’t breathe.”
“You need to see a doctor.”
“The store ran out of Easter eggs.”
“It was a joke, baby. I swear.”
“Dogs don’t wear clothes!”
“I didn’t think you could get any less romantic…”
“Well that killed the mood, have fun with your hand.” “Use your imagination” “Safety first. What are you? FIVE?”
“This is girl talk, so leave.”
“Where am I going? Crazy. Wanna come?”
“There’s a herd of them!”
“Do you think I’m scared of a woman?”
“They’re not your kids, back the f*ck off.”
“You’re a nerd.”
“Just drive!” “I’m late.”
“Just get home as soon as possible, okay?!”
“You smell like a wet dog.”
“I could punch you right now.”
“Are you going to talk to me?”
“Welcome back. Now fucking help me.”
“If you can’t sleep… y'knowwe could have sex?”
“Flea markets don’t carry fleas, you know?”
“Here, take my blanket.”
“I don’t want you to stop.”
“How could I ever forget about you?”
“You’re bleeding all over my carpet.”
“Run for it!”
“We need to talk.”
“Not everyone is out to get you. Stop thinking that. It’s annoying.”
“I want a pet.”
“Just smile, I really need to see you smile right now.”
“I’m not wearing a dress.”
“I’m not wearing a tie.”
“Quit beating me up!”
“Please put your penis away.”
“It’s a Texas thing.”
“Don’t argue. Just do it.”
“I hope I’m never stuck with you on a deserted island.”
“Does he know about the baby?”
“Hold still.”
“I just ironed these pants!”
“Enough with the sass!”
“Show me what’s behind your back.”
“I’m not going to be sympathetic until you go to a doctor.”
“Fine, don’t say anything and make me worry.”
“Don’t growl at me!”
“Stay awake.”
“You’re not interested, are you?”
“I’m not buying ikea furniture again.”
“Tell me you need me.”
“Oh honey, I’d never be jealous of you.”
“I’m telling you. I’m haunted.”
“For the love of God, put some pants on.”
“I had a bad dream again.”
“Have I mentioned, I fucking hate Halloween.”
“It’s Christmas, don’t be mad at me.”
“You’re not going to starve yourself on Thanksgiving.”
“Hey! Put the claws away!”
“How could you forget your son’s birthday?”
“You can only suffer through my whining for so long until you get up and make me a sandwich.“

heythereitsmo  asked:

Mark Tuan + #29 (don't you kill me Shan)

Author: kpopfanfictrash

Pairing: You / Mark Tuan

Prompt: “How is my wife more badass than me?”

Rating: PG

Word Count: 564

Originally posted by ceohan

Control (Epilogue)

“I just worry about him, you know?”

Mark speaks against your head, lips moving into your hair. He refuses to unwrap his arms from around your waist where you sit, cradled between his thighs. As you nod, you flip a page in your book. “True. But Mark, Jackson is a big boy. He’ll be fine on his own.”

Mark sighs. “I know. It’s just … he left all his crap here.”

Snorting, you finally look up. The apartment is a mess – has been for weeks now. Jackson left practically all of his things behind when he moved out. The vase with no flowers rests on your kitchen table, two of his rugs still lean against the wall. Jackson did it on purpose, winking and throwing his arms out as he declared well wishes for your new home.

“Well.” You stare at the stuff, dubious. “I suppose we could always throw it out.”

“And risk offending Jackson Wang?” Mark is scandalized. “I’ve seen him kick box, Y/N. We don’t stand a chance.”

“Hey.” Twisting in his arms, you mock-frown. “I could take him.”

“That’s true. You are pretty terrifying.” Mark struggles to hide his grin, shaking a fist at the ceiling. “How, God? How is my wife more badass than me?

Giggling, you swat him. “I think your job trumps mine any day. All you have to do is say, ‘Hi. I’m Mark Tuan. I fight fires and rescue damsels in distress.’ Bam. Badass.”

“Aha!” Mark grins. “At last, the truth. So you admit you were in distress?”

Wrinkling your nose, you sit back on your heels. Mark makes a small noise of protest at the removal of your warmth. “Distress? Me? Never.”

Mark pouts. “Maybe you weren’t distressed, but I am. Right now. Come back before I make you.”

Instead of answering, you back further away.

Mark watches, eyes glinting and he pushes forward. “I’m warning you, Y/N.”

Wriggling your eyebrows at him, you move further away. And further until – “Oh, shit!” You fall off the couch.

Mark’s concerned face appears over the edge, wide eyed. “You okay?” At the sight of you, hair askew and cheeks flushed, he bursts out laughing.

“It’s not funny.”

Mark’s eyes close and he rolls back on the sofa, continuing to laugh. 

Grabbing your book from the floor, you rise up on your knees to thwack him on the leg.

“Ow!” he yelps, still laughing as he grabs the book from your hands. “This is much too dangerous for you to have, Y/N. Paper cuts are a real and serious problem that kill one American a year.”

“You made that up.”

“Eight one percent of statistics are made up on the spot.”

“You made that up.”

Mark cracks a smile. “Come back here.”

Grumbling, you climb from the floor to settle on top of him. “Happy?”

“Mm.” Mark’s smile fades looking up at you. Softly, he pushes himself up from the cushions until you’re face to face. His left hand comes up quietly to brush a strand of hair behind one ear. “Have I told you how happy I am?”

Lacing your hands around his waist, you nod. “Once or twice.” Mark kisses the tip of your nose and you smile. “Have I told you how happy I am?”

“Once or twice.”

“Mm. Well, I’m very happy.” Your gaze moves to the ring on Mark’s left hand. “Mr. Tuan.”

“Mrs. Tuan.”

[2,000 Followers Drabble Game]

anonymous asked:

The Maze Runner Newt + a badass

Being a badass and dating Newt:

  • Him being the more responsible one in the relationship.
  • “y/n, don’t you dare do the thing.” “…I did the thing.”
  • Him being secretly in awe of how brave and fearless you seem to be, but on the outside is just super concerned about your wellbeing and safety.
  • Secretly trying to be more badass than you, but it usually doesn’t work.
  • “I can handle this, y/n.” “I love you, Newt, so that’s why I’m gonna be honest. You really can’t handle this.”
  • Him smirking to himself when he sees standing up for other Gladers against Gally, and not being intimidated by him at all.
  • Him teasing you about your super determined look.
  • “You’re making the face again.” “What face?” “You’re “I’m gonna kick someone’s ass” look.” 
  • Him trying to control you at times, but eventually accepting that you’re just going to do whatever you want and he can’t stop you.
  • Giving you a big kiss whenever you do something spectacularly brave. 
  • Loves introducing you to Greenies, because he always gets a laugh out of it.
  • “Greenie, this is y/n. They could take you down with just their thumb.” “Stop scaring them, Newt!” “Well it’s true, isn’t it? We’re dating, by the way, so don’t get any ideas Greenie.”
  • Although you’re super badass most of the time, you show a more vulnerable and emotional side when the two of you are alone because you trust him.
  • The few times you feel scared or vulnerable, he’ll hold you close to his chest and kiss the top of your head.
  • “Don’t do anything dangerous, y/n.” “…right.” “Oh whatever, just try not to get yourself killed.” 


anonymous asked:

29 for Bucky? 😍

29: “How is my wife more badass than me?”

Originally posted by dagonarious

It was unmistakable sound. Glass breaking downstairs. Instantly your eyes shot open and you sat up. Footsteps creeping around launched you into action. You grabbed Bucky’s knife out of his sheath on the bedside table, looking at his sleeping form. He had returned from a mission only hours ago, stress and injuries putting him in a deep sleep. 

You carefully walked down the stairs, avoiding that one creaky floorboard. Knife in front of you ready for the attack, you peeked your head into the living room. A lone figure, rummaged through your drawers and adrenaline pumped through your veins. You stalked towards him , until your knife was pressed against his throat.

“Who are you?” you asked gruffly. Without preamble he flipped your body over his onto the floor with a thump, sending Bucky’s knife sliding. A fight ensued , blows were exchanged and you fought him off with expertise. With one well aimed punch he lay knocked out of the floor. You searched for anything to tie him up with , when you were interrupted by a sleepy “doll?”.

Bucky stood in sweats at the end of the living room , his eyes taking in the scene with confusion. “What happened?” he questioned, kicking the assailant slightly to see if he was alive you were guessing.

“Just a little intruder, he’s knocked out though” you smiled despite the situation.

Bucky mirrored your grin , “how is my wife more badass than me?”

You walked over to him, his eyes scanning you for injuries. “I don’t know about that – you have a metal arm after all-” your hand finding its way into his metal one as a thought struck you.

“-speaking of, where did we put the zip ties after last time?”

ohheylookitsyou  asked:

could you do 29 and 53 with Bucky please!

29. “How is my wife more badass than me?”

53. “Do you think I’m scared of a woman?”


You and Bucky circled each other in the wrestling ring. You smirked at him, “You sure you don’t want to forfeit, Mr. Barnes?”

He scoffed, “Do you think I’m scared of a woman, Mrs. Barnes?”

Your smirk turned into a full on grin, “But I’m not just A woman. I’m YOUR woman.” You ran full speed at Bucky. You leaped into the air ready to punch him, but you landed onto the floor last minute and swept his feet from under him. Bucky was too surprised and you took the chance to straddle his chest and point your knife towards his neck.

“How is my wife more badass than me?” Bucky asked outloud in confusion.

You laughed and climbed off him helping him up, “As your woman, I learn a lot of things from watching you. I’ve got tricks up my sleeve, Mr. Barnes.”

Bucky pulled you to him. You stood chest to chest as you stared into each other’s eyes, “You’re a dangerous woman, Mrs. Barnes and God do I love you for it.”

So it looks like Hiccup and the Gang are gonna like… fight the volcano? And do something to stop it????

Guys. I love you. *blows lots of kisses at Riders and Dragons*

But. Volcanoes are like… well, THEY ARE VOLCANOES. They are fucking badass. Okay. They’re badass. More badass than you. 

But then again… as Astrid once said…. they are a pretty stubborn group. And they’ve done the impossible before. And well Hiccup’s not gonna fucking give up. 

I look forward to them fighting a fucking volcano. 

anonymous asked:

29 - Seth Rollins - how is my wife more badass then me

A/N: Not sure if I’m 100% happy with this, I feel like it’s all over the place. Still tryng to back into the swing of things so hpefully the next one wont be trash. Thank you all for being patient and sticking around. :)

Tonight was your RAW debut, youd been down at NXT for a few years and tonight was your big break. You would be showing off a new more badass side to your character and taking part in the women’s gauntlet match, not only were you taking part in the match you were set to win it. Your husband Seth had no idea you were at the venue let alone compeating tonight, Seth had been called up to the main roster while you two were still dating. The relationship was a little rocky for a while due to the distance but you were both determined to make it work, so here you were debuing tonight hoping to suprise your husband of 1 year.

The women had all picked out their positions for tonight and of course there was one final spot left that Kurt had announced would be filled by a mystery contestant, the WWE universe was going wild wondering who it could be, a lot of them were hoping it was you and the other half hoping it would be someone like Asuka or Ruby Riot. It was getting to the end of the match and Sasha was in the ring waiting for you, standing at the gorilla you jump up and down shaking out some of your nerves. Just as you finish getting into character your entrance music hit and you made your way out onto the stage, as you performed your entrance the crowd goes wild and you try not to break character and get excited with them. Entering the ring you walk around each edge drinking in the reactions of the crowd, get ready to face Sasha you lock up with her in the centre of the ring. Through out the match you’d nearly pinned Sasha twice and and she had a near pin on you, you were lying on the mat catching your breath after a lot of back and forth Sasha came up ehind you putting you into the bank statment. The crowd was going wild some cheering Sasha on others cheering for you, it looked like you were about to tap but using all your strength you reach the bottom rop forcing her to break the hold. Sasha looked around frustrated giving you enough time to recover and pull yourself up onto the apron, looking at Sasha’s position you saw she was in the perfect spot for your finishing move, looking at the audience then back at Sasha you climbed the up to the top rope and performed a moonsault hitting Sasha in the middle of the ring. Pulling up her leg you manage to pin her for the 3 count and stand up cheering as JoJo announced you were the new number one contender for Alexa’s championship.

Alexa’s music hit as she enters the arena with the championship around her waist, climbing into the ring she holds the belt up in your face, smirking at her you pretend to walk away before drop kicking her and causing her to roll out the ring. Getting up you grab her belt and hold it above your head making a statment to not only her but the whole WWE universe, after a few moments walking around the ring with the belt you lay it in the middle before sliding out and heading back up the ramp. Once oming through the curtain you’re swooped up into a hug by 2 strong arms that you defiantly recognise.

“Oh my God babe you were amazing out there! I had no idea you’d be here tonight.” Seth mumbles into your hair as he spins you around. Finally he places you on the floor before slipping his fingers through yours pulling you towards the locker rooms so you could change.

“Thank you honey, did I surprise you?” You giggled as you and Seth walked through the corridors, stopping everynow and then as people congradulated you.

“You definatly surprised me! I had no idea you were going to be here untill I heard your entrance music hit. I honestly thought Dean was fucking with me and playing it off his phone.”

“Well Dean most certainly was not fucking with you and you’re now looking ath the new number one contender for the woman’s championship.”

“How is my wife more badass than me?” Seth chuckles smiling brightly at you. He was so proud of you for making it to RAW and becoming number one contender.

“You and I both know I’ve always been more badass than you.” Grinning cheekily at him you laughed even more as he pulled back pulling a hurt expression. Grabbing his hand you pulled Seth towards you, standing on tiptoes to place a kiss to his lips. “It’s okay babe at least you’ll always be ‘The man’ just now I’ll be ‘The Woman’“ You smiled at at him putting an emphesis on the word man in woman. He beamed down at you before placing another kiss to your lips, the sweet gesture causing a blush to rise to your cheeks.

“Damn right. We got the newest and cutest power couple right here!” You both turn to see Sasha walk up behind the two of you. Running to meet her you jumped at her causing her to catch you in a hug, you and Sasha had been great friends down at NXT and you were happy but a little sad to see one of your best friends go, of course you had tried to keep in touch but it was hard and not always possible to meet, especially when any free time you had you’d fly out to see Seth.

“I missed you girl!” Pulling away from the hug you look back and see Seth pouting.

“How come she gets a better hello than I did.” Seth folds his arms across his chest.

“Because your wife obviously loves me more than you!” Sasha jokes slinging her arms around you.

“Yeah sure she does.” Seth stands there looking at you with his signature cocky smirk.

“I’m sorry Sasha but if I don’t agree I have to go home with him and he’s not very nice to be around when he’s grumpy.” You and Sasha both burst out laghing as Seth playfully storms off, the both of you casually follow chatting along the way.

“You did great out there (Y/N). I can’t wait to see you snatch that title from Alexa.”

“Thanks Sasha, I can’t wait to show the WWE universe what I’m made off and the new changes to my character. It’s gonna be a good year.”

“I can see you and Seth over throwing The Miz and Maryse during that time too.”

“Who said that was a bad thing.” Winking at her you’d finally caught up with Seth who’d been waiting near the locker room for you. Saying goodbye to Sasha you stand in front of Seth who automatically wraps you up in his arms.

“Honestly I’m so proud of you for making it this far and everything you’ve gone through at NXT, you deserve that title and I can’t wait to tell everyone I’m married to the RAW Women’s champion.” You couldn’t help but smile at how sweet he was being, it never failed to make your heart melt when he showed that side of himself.

“You’re too cute do you know that.”

“Hey I’m not cute I’m badass.” Seth mumbles swaying you both slightly.

“Sure you are honey. That why I’m getting a championship match and you’re not.” Winking at him you peck his lips and quickly scurry off into the locker room while he processes what you’ve just said.

“Hey!” You chuckled behind the door hearing Seth finally realising what you had said.

“I love yooouuuuu!” You shout from locker room.

“Sure you do! And to think I thought you were more badass than me!” Seth replies walking off, grining like an idiot but he can’t help but think how much better work was going to be now he had his wife at his side.

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My Lordt(A Richonne Review 7x9)

First, the whole car sequence was so amazing. I’m a richonner, but I am an AVID Walking Dead Fan and that was some top level riveting stuff.(300+ zombie kill /fast and furious style /tandem style/ clothesline style.)

Second, Gregory was bout to catch them paws from Rick, but Michonne know her man, and intervened. The handhold outside, gah! The way they were smizing at each other. I was like, “yep, absolutely.” If I was there, I would be like “kiss, kiss. Do it. Do it.“

Third, right before they walked into the kingdom, Rick was about to go off again with Richard, but then Michonne spoke up. Then, before they leave to enter the gates,Rick looked at her and paused for just a second until she caught up with him. Then she gave him a quick stare and small, barely there, smile. (Real tears are flowing. Okay, I’m dying).

Fourth, Morgan and Rosita are trying my last patient nerve. Like,Glenn died Morgan. GLENN. And Rosita, girlllllll, Sasha didn’t steal your man. I thought y'all buried that hatchet. (Y'all got bigger fish to fry. Stop being petty).

Fifth, The whole The kingdom, Ezekiel, Carol, Morgan, Daryl side story is exciting to me. (Lots of ships I ship in this. Lol).

Sixth, After the fast and furious slice and dice, Michonne was on the other side of the highway and had to run from her side and across the median to get to that SUV. Rick noticed this and waited for her, almost dying in a herd. He is shook when he gets in the car and in disbelief. He wanted to save Michonne, but she can save herself. (When your wife is more badass than you).

My overall favorite. Seventh, Michonne sees that Rick is shook and smiles y'all. I love me a Michonne smile(she was super cute). Then she tells him that they made it, that he could smile. He still shook, so she got a bit hood and told him, “WE can make it.” (Slight head roll and all, I live).When that doesn’t sway his view, she leans in and whispers, “We’re the ones that live.” Then I get shook, because damnit. Rick got turned on. That-whole-breathing-onto-his-beard-with-her-lips-parted-and-her-locs-obscuring-her-face-so that-is-the-only-image -you -have-of-her-and-Rick looked like-he-wanted-her-to-climb-on -top-of-him-and-let-Carl-Rosita-and-Tara-watch. (And me.That whole sequence was, gah.)

Eight, love that Rick and Michonne have faith in Gabriel. (Cause Gabriel was winning me over for a bit, but next week should explain his side).

Nine, Carl imitating mom and pops with Enid. They had some stares and handholds. (Mini ship it).

Ten, Rick can smile all day everyday. I want this. I need this. Michonne can smile all day. Same want, same need. (This was a great episode for Myself).


Richonne fucking me up y'all.

Originally posted by illmatic-halflife

anonymous asked:

29, Dean x reader, fluff?

“How is my wife more badass than me?”

“Seriously, dude? You don’t see it?” Sam watched as you lifted your daughter over your shoulder and burped her.

“See what?” Dean took a swig of his beer.

“She’s a badass.” Sam chuckled.

“What? She’s feeding Layla.” Dean shrugged, still not understanding.

“No, [Y/N] is feeding her, burping her, making sure she feels safe, being a mom, Dean. Your wife is a badass. More than you ever were.” Sam threw his head back and laughed when Dean choked on his beer.

“How is my wife more badass than me?!” He defended, slamming his beer onto the table.

“Oh, I dunno.” You sauntered into the room, Layla on one hip, a bottle in your hand, and a full laundry basket balanced on your other hip. “Maybe because I carried a giant Winchester around for over nine months - your daughter apparently felt nice and cozy in there. Then, when she decided she wanted to make her grand appearance, you kept telling me it was fine, we didn’t need to go just yet, so I had to give birth completely drug-free and natural. She ripped my vagina, Dean.” You leaned down and almost whispered, but still made sure Sam and Dean could both hear you. 

Dean swallowed thickly and nodded, eyes wide.

“Told you, she’s a badass.” Sam burst out in laughter again, Dean unable to wipe the expression off his face.

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for the drabble challenge for anon: Vernon 44 29 37 38 

44 “You need to see a doctor.”

29 “How is my wife more badass than me?”

37 “Welcome to fatherhood.”

38 “Why can’t you appreciate my sense of humor?”


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Below are a list of prompts that can be used:
1)“It’s okay,” he said wrapping his arms around her as she shook with terror. “It’s over now.”
2)“No it’s not,” she whispered. “This is only the beginning.”
3)“I loved you like there was no tomorrow. But you loved me like there was no yesterday. So no, no I don’t want you back.”
4)“I’m trying to save your life right now. We’ll see who deserves what later.”
5)“Her murder had been planned a long time, probably since her birth.”
6)“What is your name?” “My name would be poison on your lips.”
7)“The world was collapsing and the only thing that mattered to him was whether or not she was alive.”
8)“Of course I lied to you. I have always lied to you all… because if I told you the truth you’d think I’m insane.”
9)“Tell me this, she looked up at him with wonder and death in her eyes, are YOU my friend?”
10)“So you’re the guy who saved my life?”
11)“She pulled the knife from her chest and smiled. ‘Was that supposed to hurt?”
12)“The phone rings. The voice on the other end says, ‘We need you.’”
13)“I always knew I’d take a bullet for you.”
14)“This is SO stupid why am I here anyway? Oh thats right I’m better than you.
15)“You heard a whisper that I was coming back again. You chose not to believe it. Big mistake.”
16)“Hand over the girl.” “Not going to happen.”
17)“Get your hand off my ass! NOW!”
18)“She stands in the street. Singing for money.”
19)“It’s funny… She was designed as the weapon. And yer I’m the one fighting to protect her.”
20)“He leapt over the railing and onto the ground below, racing towards the fallen figure as fast as he could.”
21)“No one is coming to save you.”
22)“Would you please calm down and listen to me for once?!”
23)“I can’t lose you again. I can’t, not again. I’m not strong enough.”
24)“You can’t throw me to the wolves. They come when I call.”
25)“If you hurt him/her. I’ll kill you. I swear I’ll kill you all.”
26)“Give her back to me.”
27)“Well that was tragic”
28)“I’m not here to make friends. So, don’t try.”
29)“I need a place to stay. Why? Oh, mine got blown up”
30)“YOU just got stabbed and YOU want to tell me about safety? Heres some safety for you, go fuck yourself.”
31)“You’re a freaking man-child!”
32)“She’s hiding behind the sofa”
33)“I’d kill for some peace and quiet…literally”
34)“You’re getting crumbs all over my bed”
35)“Good thing I didn’t ask for your opinion”
36)“I think we need to let some cool air in here to get rid of this attitude!”
37)“I’m bulletproof… so please shoot me”
38)“Did you just hiss at me?”
39)“I swear I am not crazy!”
40)“How is my wife/girlfriend more badass than me?!”
41)“Are you sure you want to make THAT decision?”
42)“You’re a monster.”
43)“Sorry isn’t going to help when I kick your ass!”
44)“This is girl talk….so leave or I’ll shoot you”
45)“Where am, I going? Crazy. Care to join?”
46)”Do you seriously think I’m scared of a woman?”
47)“I could punch you in the dick right now”
48)“Welcome back now help me!”
49)“You’re bleeding. All over MY carpet.”
50)“Not everyone’s out to get you so shut up talking about it!”
51)“Don’t argue, just do it.”
52)“Enough with the sass! It’s annoying!”
53)“Show me what’s behind your back!”
54)“I’m not going to be sympathetic. Nope, not until you go to a doctor. You know, the professional?”
55)“Sharing is caring! But I don’t care and I’m not sorry.”
56)“I could say no, I won’t do it again but I will. We both know that.”
57)“You want me to go to a self-defense class? I’m an assassin and you want to team me self-defense? I don’t think so.”
58)“Don’t look at me like that! I only punched the guy three times! In the nuts, but still.”
59)“You’re useless except for hurting me in every way possible.”
60)“Take your stupidity and shove it up your ass. Hopefully there’s enough room left over with your big ass head in the way.”

Crying In The A.M.  A.I.

Anon requested:  29 with ashton, but can you involve your 7 month old baby Fletcher? Thanks girl❤️️

Hope you like it, my loves.

Word Count: 661

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I was awoken from my sweet sleep when I heard my baby cry loudly. He worked like a clock, every night at 2 a.m. he would wake up crying. I didn’t know what made him do that but I still got up to see if he could go back to sleep.

Sleepy, I threw one of Ashton’s hoodie which fit me like a dress, but at that moment I could care less. I walked down the hall to where Fletcher’s room was and what I found warmed my heart.

My beautiful husband was already there, with our little son in his arms, rocking him and singing to him. It always put him to sleep.

I was only twenty two when we found out that I was pregnant. Many people, including people from both of our families, thought that we were too young to have a baby. Just like they thought that our marriage had been a little rushed. We, at first, thought so too. Ashton wasn’t home much because of touring and his schedules were crazy, the baby would grow with a father that was home after months away to go away again in less than a month. And I also didn’t want him to stop living his dream, after all the band was what made him the happiest.

But after thinking and thinking, we realized that we could change some things and we could raise a baby properly. And it was the best decision we had taken.

The pregnancy was exhausting. I gained a lot of weight and I became really insecure, but Ashton always reassured me that I looked more beautiful than ever. He once told me that he had more to grab at night.

I remember the night my water broke. We were in bed talking about which color we should paint the nursery room when I felt it. I panicked and started crying, the hormones drove me crazy. Ashton thought something was wrong but when he knew the baby was coming, he helped me getting in the car and we went fast to the hospital.

We didn’t want to know the gender before the baby was born so when, after nine hours of labor, we met the cute, little boy that we would call our son, the only name that we wanted for him was Fletcher, like his father’s middle name.

The seven months he had been with us were amazing. When he smiled he had the same dimples as his father but he had my eyes. We sometimes felt drained but a little smile of him was all we needed to feel the energy again in our bodies.

I was too lost in my thoughts that I almost didn’t see that I was rested on one photograph frame and that was going to fall in a moment. I was going to grab it before it hit the ground but Ashton was going to grab it too, so we bumped heads and it hit the floor, breaking in the process.

“Ouch.” We exclaimed at the same time. Fletcher was asleep so we tried to keep our laughter down.

We went back to the living room to fix the frame and to put ice in our heads.

As I was putting back the pieces of the frame Ashton spoke.

“How is my wife more badass than me?”

“What are you saying, Irwin?” I asked laughing.

“I can’t fix a freaking frame. That’s what I am saying.” I laughed harder and he joined too.

“Don’t worry, honey. You can do a lot of other things.” “Yeah, like another baby.”

“Not so fast, baby. My vagina is not ready for another baby yet.” I stopped with the frame to look at him.

“Ok. We’ll wait.” He spoke slowly.

“But we will have more babies. Don’t worry.” A family was the thing I wanted the most. And the only one I wanted to have a family with was my lovely husband.  

Secret admirer Part 2

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Word count: 1160
Warnings: fluff (obviously)

Originally posted by mymiscfandomimagines

After what happened on Valentine’s day Bucky spend more time with you. You feel like you get to know each again. You two became again those two love birds who you are use to be. 

Four or five weeks later you got a letter from the man. It wasn’t a gift or chocolate or something like that it was a simple letter. But Bucky found it before you. He slowly opens it and read it.

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