more than ten times

“Lance is just a rookie! Leave him alone!” 

yeah, so are Antonio and Stoffel, and talentless caterpillar eyebrows couldn’t overtake a Sauber, a car that has the top speed of a sick nag, in a fucking Williams. Antonio’s drive was basically a dry-run, and he performed beautifully, despite Lance having about ten times more mileage than Antonio. 

basically, what im trying to say here is, why are you defending this guy when he clearly has no place in this sport. 

not to be extra or anything but I actually do love smut. not just writing smut with someone you’re comfortable with, but like…….the nsfw part of a ship. talking about their sex lives, their individual experience & relation to sex, how compatible they are, what their first time together was like, what their 501st time together was like, dirty smutty headcanons that are ten times more relaxed than any smut thread will ever be just like…I love the nsfw part of a ship. I love it so much. I wanna talk about it forever

To my future love,

I hope you’re not waiting for me to complete you.

I hope you go to the movies with yourself, cook yourself dinner, and buy yourself flowers.

I hope you don’t get lonely at night when the bed feels far too big and the pillow next to you is empty.

I hope you make silly faces at children and smile at strangers instead of looking at the ground.

I hope you show yourself patience and affection instead of seeking those things from others.

I hope you dance around your kitchen and get so lost in your joy that you burn the food.

I hope you learn to forgive yourself for your flaws and past mistakes.

I hope you love yourself, darling.

And I hope you know I can’t wait to love you ten times more than you possibly could.

—  Z.MLetter #5 to you, wherever you are.  

Misha makes one…. fine-apple

ot4 things
  • group chat has to remind mari to eat/sleep/stretch if she’s been designing for too long
    • alya: hi mari this is your hourly reminder to fucking get up and stretch oh my god you’re probably crouched over that chair like a shut in go for a walk gdi
    • adrien: ok so…..i texted you four hours later…..like you told me…..i hope you’re eating. lunch is important.
    • nino: get some h2o up in that bitch or i swear to god dude
  • alya has to call a fucking intervention every time she loses more than ten ladyblog followers overnight
    • one day, just to fuck with her, the three of them all unfollow her the same day and she bursts into class screaming 
    • “we’re not mutuals anymore ????? who the fuck why the fuck ???”
  • when someone’s sick or having a bad day, adrien stops by their house and drops off little care packages bc he’s literally perfect
    • photocopied notes from class, homework, water bottles, snacks, medicine, candy, a get well card, you name it
    • alya takes pictures of all of them and keeps an album
    • mari keeps the cards in a scrapbook for her shitty days
    • nino cries almost every time he gets one
    • the three of them pitch in to do one for adrien when he’s sick but he somehow manages to outdo all three of them consistently
  • nino starts an instagram account that’s literally just videos of mari and chloe fighting. alya and adrien both help moderate it
    • mari has no idea it exists so like sometimes the three of them will be cackling over nino’s phone and try to cover up what they were doing when she walks by
    • she thinks she missed out on a meme or something
    • everyone in school follows it
  • they rabbit a new anime every week bc adrien just keeps finding new ones and he always says “no trust me they’re so good” and they can’t say no to that face, he’s so excited, literally how adrien
    • kid has a good taste in anime, so six hour binges on saturday night are at least entertaining 
    • yuri on ice left mari and nino crying and adrien recorded it for posterity
  • adrien and mari make gym days a thing on sundays bc for some reason they’re fitness freaks and when did that happen they’re also so ripped like how ? ?
    • mari and adrien go through the whole shebang: cardio weights, machines, stretching, you have it
    • alya just stays on the elliptical the whole time watching reality tv on the televisions above her
    • nino stays on his phone the whole time walking on the treadmill instead of actually running
    • adrien: they’re working up to it. 
    • mari: we’re going for a run next week. no technology allowed. 
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@why-animals-do-the-thing On the subject of warmth for old cats, I suggested my mom get 16-year-old Merlin a doggie sweater. They live in Florida, but he is old and arthritic and it’s still too cold for him in winter. I gave them some tips about how to introduce the sweater to him, but apparently he took to it right away. He’s always been ten times more relaxed than any other cat I’ve ever known.

taking baths with Steve Rogers would include

Originally posted by imagine-that-marvel

  • Steve coming home from a mission very tired and sleepy
  • taking care of his wounds
  • wincing every time you “hurt” him
  • “dove, i’m the one with the cuts and you’re the one wincing”
  • “Stevie, your pain hurts me ten times more than my own does”
  • placing a gentle kiss on his forehead when you’re done
  • him kissing your hands
  • mumbling quietly “thank you”
  • running a warm bath for your soldier
  • “can i chose the bath bomb this time?”
  • helping him out of his clothes
  • “only after you, my love”
  • him being the gentleman he is and turning around when you’re undressing
  • getting in the bathtub first
  • Steve “lying” in between your legs
  • covering your bodies with bubbles
  • massaging his shoulders
  • whispering sweet nothings in his ear
  • Frank Sinatra playing in the background
  • him caressing your skin with his fingertips
  • talking about that play you want to see next week
  • playing with his fingers
  • every now and then he turns around and kisses you gently
  • “i’m so lucky to have you”

Art trade of Achilles and Patroclus for @niarchery! She gave me a few different ideas to choose from, but I knew I wanted to draw her suggestion of Achilles in drag seducing Patroclus. If you haven’t read The Song of Achilles, Achilles has to hide as a woman for a good deal of time until Patroclus comes to rescue him, and while this scene might not be entirely canon, it should be. Hope you enjoy, Nia!

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TIME MADE ME CONFIDE IN YOU
SO CONTRIVED WERE THE WORDS YOU SOLD ME
NOW NOTHING CAN SWALLOW
THE FEELING SO SHALLOW INSIDE

You know what I want? 

I want Emma and Killian to get stuck with Neal for an entire day.

And at the end of it, after David and Snow pick him back up, they both collapse on the couch (as much as she loves her brother, he is a bit of a tiny tyrant) and Killian’s like, “Well, that was quite the adventure.” And Emma’s reply is, “Yeah. Good practice too.”

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#a more profound brond 

Bonus:

They’ll Never Let Him Nap

Old Man Luke: OK! As you all know, I brought you all here to discuss our concerns with the Star Wars canon, and construct a plan for approaching the writers. [a large assembled group murmurs] Now: I think it’s in our best interest if, when we talk to them, we have some suggestions. For example: Luke Skywalker brings back the Jedi. And it lasts for more than ten minutes this time. Ideas?
Old Man Obi-Wan: I’d…I’d like them to write something where I get to take a nap. On a soft bed. With a blanket. 
Luke: [writing] Obi-Wan…takes…nap. OK…more?
Anakin from Episode 2: Yeah. I go back in time, save my mom from the Tuskens. 
Luke: Uh, well…that would require time travel, and I don’t think we want to –
Qui-Gon: Qui-Gon Jinn destroys the Sith, Episode 1. Everyone gets to go home happy and alive. [murmurs of agreement]
Leia: Alderaan doesn’t blow up! 
Luke: Yes well those would both have a lot of implications for the larger story – 

[Three hours later. Luke is surrounded by crumpled-up papers.] 
Anakin from Episode 3: Padme and I go public. Snips becomes our live-in nanny. I get to keep sleeping with Obi-Wan on the side. 
Luke: [exhausted] Yes, Dad, you have suggested this four times now.
Anakin: [annoyed] Well, it’s a good idea!
Satine: I give up pacifism and kill Darth Maul with the Darksaber.
Han from Episode 7: Just write down “Han Solo gets vasectomy”.
Anakin from Episode 2: I go to Kamino and clone myself. Make an army of Anakins. 
Luke: …for what?
Anakin: I don’t know, I just think it sounds cool.
Luke: [sigh] From now on, no clones who weren’t already clones, no time traveling, and nothing that breaks the rest of the story. OK?
Old Man Obi-Wan: I can still have my quiet and restful nap though, right?
Luke: I dunno. It seems a little far-fetched for you. I don’t think they’ll go for it. 
Old Man Obi-Wan: [sadly] Oh. 

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Being pregnant with Tommy Shelby’s baby would include:

(Not my photo, credit goes to its owner/s)

- Tommy being overjoyed when you tell him the news and him telling you how proud he is of you.

- Him throwing a massive party to celebrate the announcement of the newest Shelby.

- Him loving to wrap his arms around you
from behind and rubbing your swollen belly whilst nuzzling his face into the crook of your neck.

- The rest of the Shelby’s placing bets on whether it’ll be a boy or girl.

- Tommy being ten times more protective of you than he already was which meant you hardly went anywhere without him by your side.

- Him paying for a doctor to come out every week to make sure you and the baby were ok despite the doctor telling him that you don’t to be checked up on all of the time.

- Having mood swings and emotional breakdowns due to your hormones and Tommy finding it mildly hilarious when you suddenly start crying over making a cup of tea in a mug rather than your favourite teacup.

- Going into labour with the entire Shelby family waiting anxiously downstairs while Tommy paces up and down your shared bedroom smoking like a train.

- Him eventually holding your new baby - sobbing his heart out with such joy whilst tracing its face with his forefinger as he looks at you with so much love and pride.