more than partying

Keith, at a social event and is clearly uncomfortable: <:( 

Lance: *notices, and decides that his boyfriend’s welfare is more important than socializing* Hey Keith, how about we go watch some movies and cuddle instead, that’s a lot more fun than this lame party. :3 

Keith, relieved: Yeah. :D 

norrihiddleskittycap  asked:

Imagine Steve in an AU where he adopts the Maximoff twins!

“So Friday tells me if you want to stay, we have to get started, like yesterday on your alphabet soup visa type applications because it can take a while and like—Friday, can you explain it?”  Tony flashed a quick smile. “Pepper usually handles this sort of thing.  Sorry.”

“Sure, boss.  Their B visas expire in approximately 4 months. They’ll need to apply for an H1-B if they want to stay.  Though, it’ll be a stretch.  I’m not sure if the government will consider what they do as ‘skilled labor’.  Worth a shot, and they’re familiar with Stark Industries sponsoring visas.  We just have to hope they make it through the lottery.”

Pietro quirked an eyebrow.  “And if we don’t?” 

“-We can find a way.  Right?” Tony glanced towards the ceiling.

We might be able to get you back on an L visa, if we can set you up in our Sokovia branch.  It’s mostly a foundation, but it’d be just about all we have left as an option.  A green card would be an option, too, but it’d take some time.  More than we have.”

After Sokovia, with the twins joining the Avengers in a not-so-low-profile move to the Tower, the government was asking a lot of questions about their allegiances and intent.  Tony had lawyers for that, but they were still working on the best way to legally keep the Maximoffs in the country.  They kept coming up short.  Tony dropped heavily onto a couch with a groan.  “Uggghhh.  This is why Pepper does all this.  What the hell.”

Or” Steve had come out of nowhere, dropping a folder onto the glass table.  “We do an adult adoption.”

“Can you do that?”  Tony sat up straighter.  

I’ll have to look into it, boss. But without any living parents, provided they consent, Captain Rogers should be able to.”

Wanda smiled slyly.  “Is that why you give Vision side-eye? Do you disapprove of the relationship we may or may not have?”

Pietro laughed.  “You do a great Disappointed Dad face.  I will not call you Dad, though.”

Steve grinned.  “I don’t expect you would.”

Wanda glanced over the paperwork Steve had brought.  “Ok.  Yes. But,” she pointed a finger at Steve, “only if you promise to stop looking so suspicious of Viz.”  

Steve held up his hands.  “Sorry, ok.”

Tony clapped his hands together.  “This is great.  I’ve gotta go organize a party.  Adoption shower.  Something. There’ll be cake.  It’s gonna be great.  Friday!  Friday, take care of Steve’s paperwork.” 

Yes, boss.”

There are two very wonderful things about this picture that I just love with my whole heart.

1. There is BARELY any - IF any - malice in Ichi’s expression. He’s having a genuinely great time pulling an innocent prank and I adore that.
2. Kara’s sentient face child is concerned! Protect the father! I wonder if much of Kara’s emotional elasticity comes from the support he receives from his iron-on friends.

Is2g all you Muslims who are like “DONT SAY MERRY CHRISTMAS DONT BE PART OF THE KUFFAR” don’t have any??? bit??? of respect??? for other religions???? Like Allah literally told us to respect Christianity and Judaism because their holy books have the word of God in them and like in general why do you guys like to slander Christmas and Christians and Jewish people’s Hanukkah as “made up holidays that should never be celebrated” like do you guys not realize how disgusting you sound? Do you guys literally not see the type of message you give to people of other faiths? If another faith talked about Eid or Ramadan the way we talk about Christmas we would be all up in their face telling them to respect other religions so???? Like Christmas comes around suddenly we forget how to respect different people? Not just Christianity and Judaism but ALL faiths. Actually it tells a lot about a person, it shows you never had respect for the religion/culture in the first place. Pretty sure Allah has more mercy and kindness and understanding than any of us put together, for the whole of humanity.

Roxy Lalonde, Rogue of Void

And I know it’s hard when you’re falling d o w n
And it’s a long way up when you hit the ground
Get up now, get up, get up now.

Roman, pls come assist your children. 

SERIOUSLY. Seriously. You know what, fuck you for being able to pull off a suit and still look like a grungy, hot mess of a man, YOU CAN’T HAVE BOTH AT THE SAME TIME DEANFORD. 

… Okay so I have a little bit of a thing for bloody Dean, sue me. He seems content, therefore I am as well.

Look at this little cutie golfing, aw. I cannot honestly imagine this dork golfing, but instead driving the golf carts into random places. 

So soft, so cute, so yes.

*pew pew* 

YES, RUN ME OVER, I AM READY 

Okay, but if this isn’t the cutest picture you have ever seen, then really, what is? Becuase okay, let’s just start with how sweet and pure and FUCKING BLUE HIS EYES ARE BECAUSE WOW OKAY, WHY DON’T WE JUST INSTALL LASERS IN THEM SO YOU CAN FINISH KILLING ME WITH THEM???? And okay, the little tongue sticking out? Wow, 12/10, please. AND HIS LITTLE THUMBS UP? WOW. And it’s raining, like imagine this giant dork in the rain??? HIS HAIR IS ALL WET AND LIKE KINDA CURLY AND HE’S GOT THE SCRUFFY AND I’M SORRY I’LL STOP NOW, I AM SORRY I AM, not really lmao.

…. Those black shorts are gonna kill me, wtf.

THIS LITTLE SMIRKY FACE, OMG

*me all the time, 24/7, about everything* 

Okay??? DEAN GET ALONG WITH SETH PLS, I MISS YOUR FRIENDSHIP I’M SORRY, SETH IS ALSO SORRY, HE IS JUST A LITTLE (huge) SHIT SOMETIMES (most the time). 

Blurry but still WOW?????? 

Okay, I love wrapping hands and wrists, it’s so sexy??? 

HAHAHAH JUST LIKE HIS HAT SAYS, RIP. 

>.> I mean, or I can just keep you? No? Okay. 

HE’S SO CUTE, WOW SO FLOOF. 

“HEY TAKE A PICTURE OF ME BY THIS FENCE WHILE I DO THIS.” 

Back again with the black shorts

This just reminds me of Bugs Bunny saying “Put ‘em up, put ‘em up.” 

Renee took this photo, and I honestly LOVE THEM TOGETHER SO MUCH, WOW THEY ARE SO CUTE???? I know they aren’t together in the picture BUT WOW I SHIP THEM THEY ARE ADORABLE AND I HOPE THEY NEVER CHANGE. 

… Sweaty, shirtless Dean. Mama likely. 

Fluffy Dean

“Hey Shannon, why do you have so many pictures of Dean working out?” “I mean, I-” *FUCKING RUNS AWAY* 

I am trying to lip read here, and all I see is ‘What the table?’ 

WOW THIGHS AND KNEE PADS AND LEATHER AND WOW, Leather daddy. That is his name. HE IS LEATHER DADDY DO NOT TRY TO CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE, NO YOU’RE NOT OKAY. 

This is like one of the Office moments.

Originally posted by dean-ambroselover

NOW SISSY THAT WALK. I’m sorry I have no control, I’ll make a real comment, hot dang like a summer choir, walk a little slower why don’t ya Deano? 

Originally posted by valstepiro

I know I shouldn’t be attracted to him smoking, I’M SORRY MOM, I KNOW I’M A HUGE DISAPPOINTMENT BUT THIS IS SO ATTRACTIVE TO ME, I DON’T????

Originally posted by deanambroseismines

Okay wow, this wins. This wins everything. My heart. My life. Everything, I literally am speechless, I CANNOT THINK OF A PROPER SECNTENCE THIS IS TAKING SO MUCH CONCENTRATION BECAUSE HE IS ASO BEAUTFIUL???? 

Originally posted by iletyoudowniknow

Look at these happy little goobers, I love them so much. Are they giggling over going over a speed bump? They’re literally the ccutest and will be the death of me


Originally posted by ambrollinsasylum

More evidence that this is a huge dork, I REPEAT DEAN AMBROSE IS A HUGE DORK WHO DESERVES ALL THE LOVE IN THE WORLD (and the WWE World Championship, amiright) 

Originally posted by thesawcesomeone

Listen, this is me about 98% of the time. Sometimes, they’re not drunken. 

Originally posted by thearchitectwwe

Any questions? No?? This post is made possible by the floofy Dean Ambrose fic my fav wrote @hardcorewwetrash (I suggest you all follow her 5ever, because everything she writes is the bomb.com) ALSO IT’S THIRST PARTY SATURDAY AND GUESS WHO I’M THIRSTY FOR, HAHAHAHAHA, everyone, the answer is everyone. 

When your OTP is interacting with each other