more than i'd like to say

  • liberals' problems: women, LGBTQ+ people and black people want the same human rights to choose whether they have sex and/or a child, get married and buy things, or not get attacked by police, respectively. the earth is being destroyed by carbon emissions, people are dying because of healthcare limitations, poor people cannot afford education, and Syrians, Iranians, etc are dying because they're being refused access to a country that's scared of them because of their skin colour when in actual fact the country's citizens are more dangerous. christianity is accepted as a norm instead of one among equal religions. rich people and corporations are seemingly invincible. politics is being hacked and democracy severely threatened.
  • conservatives' problems: no one lets me say faggot anymore. some sjw called me mayonnaise boy. my wife earns more than me and i feel emasculated and i long for a return to the days when women were our slaves. i don't want to spend money on someone else's education, i'd rather spend it on paying off the mortgage on my third house, if it doesn't affect me it's not important. the world isn't running on the principle of whatever makes me personally uncomfortable should be removed, and i don't like it.
  • America: 9:01! Germany is officially late for the first time ever. All right let's do this, who's got theories?
  • Japan: Uh... his alarm didn't go off.
  • America: All three alarms? All with battery back up? Come on, who wants to take this seriously?
  • Russia: Ooh, he was taken in his sleep.
  • America: That's what I'm talking about. Super dark, Russia, but way more plausible than Japan's idiotic alarm clock theory.
  • Italy: I bet he tucked himself into bed too tight and got stuck.
  • Romano: Hmm, maybe he fell into another dimension where he’s interesting?
  • [Britain sees the group huddled around the door.]
  • Britain: It's 9:00 AM, why hasn’t the world meeting started?
  • America: Germany is a few minutes late, and we're all trying to guess why.
  • Britain: I'd like to play. I'd say he’s... in line at the bank. This is fun.
  • America: It is fun. But you're all wrong. He clearly slipped through a subway grate and is having terrible sex with a mole man.
  • [Germany runs into the room.]
  • America: There he is! Germany! Where have you been? We've been worried sick, do you care to explain yourself?
  • Germany: I'm just 70 seconds late. It's not a big deal, don't worry about it.
  • Britain: Germany, you will tell us, and you will tell us now.
  • Germany: …There was a problem at the bank.
  • Britain: *claps his hands together* HOT DAMN!

I know you don’t like what you see
But I’m not going back to how I used to be

anonymous asked:

Honestly if pyro turns out to be anything other than a sentient giant balloonicorn I'm gonna be low key disappointed

Now that is a truly magical headcanon I could believe in.

I think what irks me the most about patriarchal theory is that, when one points out the myriad instances in which men suffer (e.g. suicide, homicide, workplace death, homelessness, etc.), feminists will invariably either deny the existence of these issues or will backpedal and say, “well the patriarchy hurts men, too.” The former claim is deplorable, and plainly so. But the latter is equally wrong. As well-intentioned as it sounds (and often is, as many feminists do mean well), it’s nothing more than a backhanded way of saying it’s men’s fault that they are suffering.

And that sounds an awful lot like victim blaming to me.

anonymous asked:

I'd just like to say that I'm absolutely in love with how you draw Alana like you put so much detail into her hair and stuff and it's so preTTY AAAAA

im glad u like how i draw her!! alana is the best and i love her with all my heart

  • Chanyeol: 9:01! Kim Junmyeon is officially late for the first time ever
  • Chanyeol: All right let's do this, who's got theories?
  • Jongin: Uh... alarm didn't go off
  • Chanyeol: All three alarms? All with battery back up? Come on, who wants to take this seriously
  • Yixing: Ooh, he was taken in his sleep
  • Chanyeol: That's what I'm talking about. Super dark, Yixing, but way more plausible than Jongin's idiotic alarm clock theory
  • Sehun: I bet he tucked himself into bed too tight and got stuck
  • Jongdae: Hmm, maybe he fell into another dimension where he's interesting.
  • {Minseok sees the group huddled around the practice room door}
  • Minseok: It's 9:00 AM why is no one practicing?
  • Chanyeol: Kim Junmyeon is a few minutes late, and we're all trying to guess why
  • Minseok: I'd like to play. I'd say he's... in line at the bank
  • Minseok: This is fun
  • Chanyeol: It is fun. But you're all wrong. He clearly slipped through a subway grate and is having terrible sex with a mole man
  • {Junmyeon runs into the room}
  • Chanyeol: There he is, Junmyeon! Where have you been! We've been worried sick, do you care to explain yourself
  • Junmyeon: I'm just 70 seconds late it's not a big deal, don't worry about it
  • Minseok: Junmyeon, you will tell us, and you will tell us now
  • Junnyeon: [Quietly] There was a problem at the bank
  • Minseok: [Claps his hands together] HOT DAMN!
check please characters as stuff my theatre friend has said/done
  • Bitty: "I have a theory I'm actually short people just tell me I'm tall" -him after me complaining about him being a foot taller than me
  • Jack: accidentally sent me a danny devito meme in the middle of sending me dogs to cheer me up
  • Shitty: told me my name was groovy when I came out as nb to him
  • Lardo: I was intimidated by him for most of the shows until i saw him silently take someone's phone to search teacup pigs and pomerainians to share the cuteness. i've sent him one (1) cute animal every morning since.
  • Ransom: told me the only things he's living for are brownies, his best friend, knowledge, and communism. in that order.
  • Holster: laid on the floor next to his best friend and when i asked what they were doing, reached for his friends belt buckle and made to undo it
  • Nursey: was on a mutual friend's snapchat story in one video reciting the actual cannibal shia laboef video and the next video explaining neo-liberalism
  • Chowder: is referred to by aforementioned friend as "the ray of sunshine in this dark, dark world" because he's a sweetheart
  • Dex: told me the only thing that actually exists is math and that he had to write a paper on it, then proceeded to tell me his deep hatred for math despite being very good at it
  • Tango: has existential crises on a daily basis. sometimes over text with me.
  • Whiskey: "If I had emotions I'd be the same way" -his response to me saying I'm softer than talc
  • Ford: freaked out when i sent him a bootleg of heathers with the original cast
  • BONUS:
  • Johnson: "Ok what if corn are alive and can communicate and we just smash them and combine them with chemicals and eat them" -a direct quote, after autocorrect turned spirits into doritos

ultragamerau  asked:

An original comic would be a lot better to see than another Undertale AU, not to say Wartale wouldn't be any good though. I'd like to see more of your imagination, storytelling, character creating, ect. Especially in something completely new. I would like to say thanks to ADC too, as it had me come to love you and your blog, along with your cool friends (shoutout to them UvU.) I just want to congratulate you and your accomplishments, you've definitely worked hard for them and every follower. 💙.

Awwww thank you!
Hopefully you’ll see moar of the comic one of these days~

  • Sting: It's 9:01 and Yukino Aguria is officially late for the first time ever. (deep breath) Alright, let's do this! Who's got theories?
  • Rufus: Uhh... Alarm didn't go off!
  • Sting: All three alarms? All with battery backup? Come on! Who wants to take this seriously?
  • Orga: Ooh! She was taken in her sleep!
  • Sting: That's what I'm talking about! Super dark, Orga, but more plausible than Rufus's idiotic alarm clock theory.
  • Minerva: I bet she tucked herself in the bed too tight and got stuck.
  • Frosch: Maybe she fell into another dimension where she's interesting.
  • Rogue: (comes into the room) It's 9AM. Why is no one working?
  • Sting: Yukino is a few minutes late and we're all trying to guess why.
  • Rogue: I'd like to play. I'd say she's... in line at the bank. (nods like that's his final answer) This is fun.
  • Sting: It is fun, but you're all wrong! She clearly slipped through a subway grade and is having TERRIBLE sex with a moleman!
  • Everyone: (giving Sting wtf expressions)
  • Yukino: (running in through the guild doors)
  • Sting: There she is! (faking anger) Yukino! Where have you been? We have been WORRIED SICK! Do you care to explain yourself?!
  • Yukino: I'm just 70 seconds late! It's not a big deal, don't worry about it!
  • Rogue: (arms crossed) Yukino, you will tell us and you will tell us now.
  • Yukino: ...
  • Yukino: (pouting) There was a problem at the bank...
  • Rogue: (claps his hands together and cheers) HOT DAMN!

anonymous asked:

Cris, do you think Louis actually has signed with Syco ? and if so, do you think he did it purposefully ? because i've seen contrasting opinions and as much as i think he did it on purpose, because of the whole rights clause thing, i'd like someone who understands more than i do on this matter to tell.

I think he has signed to Syco in one form or another and I think he did it because of the last right of refusal.

But the other post I’ve seen going around isn’t correct.  If Syco had to match his other offer, it wasn’t just money, it was ANYTHING the other label offered him including points, control, responsibilities, everything.

So saying that because Syco offered an extra pound sterling Louis had to take every other bit of shit they served is just not the case if LROF was the reason he stayed.

anonymous asked:

Hey hey ♡ I have a little request for you since I fell in love with your writings. How would the RFA, Searan and V react if fem!MC would call them "master" ? I'd love a NSFW version :)

okay so the context for this is basically MC works at a maid cafe and ‘accidentally’ says that to them 

also NSFW lmao i can try but- y’all know i’m bad at sin xD


  • he walked through the door expecting the more than normal “hello” from MC but
  • instead it was “Good day, Master~”
  • one of those big anime “EHHHH?!” things
  • he can’t even form words like omfg what the heck just happened? 
  • he immediately starts blushing because he’s really turned on and he just covers his mouth in embarrassment 
  • Knees weak and slightly shaking he makes his way over to MC and just literally f a l l s into her arms cuz he’s so. damn. lightheaded from MC’s simple, less than provocative words
  • “M-MC.. please give me a heads up before you do something like that, my heart can’t go from doki doki to heart ATTACK.”
  • MC: ??? did i do something do i need to call ambulance


  • He just came back from a run
  • Nice and sweaty… steamin’ hot, really.
  • Anyway he’s like taking a sip from his water bottle when he opens the door 
  • “Welcome, Master!”
  • he just cHOKES 
  • he’s over there like coughing cuz water almost got into his lungs all the while MC is still pouncing around in her fricken (work) clothes
    • which is hella kawaii btw 
  • and he’s feeling it man
  • it’s now or never 
  • so he promptly recovers from his coughing fit and picks up MC bridal style 
  • “EW you’re getting my costume all sweaty and gross”
  • “How can you say that to your “Master”?“
  • *MC’s face turns flush red when she realizes what her slip up has now caused
  • weoo not complaining for what’s to happen next though ;))


  • I thought we promised to keep it PG 
  • but not today honey, not today
  • Jaehee was working (the usual) 
  • MC brought in some coffee so she could stay alive awake
  • and as she sets down the cup, MC just asks as if it were natural
  • “Master, would you like me to draw a cat on top of your latte?”
  • The only thing Jaehee could see atm was MC in a freaking a kitty lingerie outfit
  • she’d never liked cats more before
  • snapping back into reality she saw MC’s face staring at her dumbfounded
  • cuz she ain’t a perv like u baehee 
  • And she gives Jaehee a peck on the lips before she gets pulled under by Jaehee’s naughty, naughty thoughts


  • it was Sunday morning and he was playing with Elly as usual
  • MC was in the kitchen making some kitty shaped pancakes for the two of them but what Jumin didn’t know was that MC dressed up as a maid for the fun of it (since he never got to see her in it)
  • “Master~ breakfast is served” she announced as she left the kitchen looking SUPER ADORABLE in her outfit 
  • Jumin just stares at her and a sly smile begins to form on his lips
  • “Did you wear that for me?”
  • MC gives him a little wink and
  • He snickers a little and leaves Elly to play alone
  • *kabedon MC against the wall*
  • you can choose a pose (but tbh i think pose #4 is just perfect)
  • “would i get in trouble for ripping this?” he says has he tugs roughly at her skirt


  • so he was just playing on his computer and suddenly MC just spins his chair around
  • his eyes widen at the sight of her in a maid outfit
  • “How do I look, Master?”
  • then he starts getting r e a l e x c i t e d
  • to MC’s dismay, he decides to hold a maid outfit challenge
  • and they literally have to Skype call all of the RFA to get votes
  • also did i mention Zen voted for Seven lmfao
  • sorry MC, no sexy time for you - Seven’s just… being Seven


  • He was just tryna get some new socks okay
  • little cinnamon bun innocent as hell but
  • he accidentally walked in on MC changing out of her work clothes
  • “M-MC?”
  • unconsciously she answers “Yes, master?”
  • whoop 
  • there he goes, red as a tomato
  • “M-master?”
  • MC looks at him kinda confused like why is he so red-
  • ohhhh
  • so she decides to play with this cute bby a little more
  • she leans in real close man so close he can feel her hot breath on his neck
  • “Or should I say… my saviour?”


  • MC just came back from work and he can’t see her outfit because he’s freaking blind ok
  • but he can smell her perfume
  • “MC, you’re home!”
  • he walks over to give her a hug
  • “Yes, Master~”
  • he kinda stiffens like 
  • what did she just say?
  • MC goes in for a tight hug and he can feel all the frilly fabric 
  • and his breath hitches a bit because she smells like cotton candy and 
  • he’s suddenly a little choked man he’s gotta loosen the non-existent tie around his neck to calm the f down
  • and he like clears his throat a little
  • BUT THEN MC goes in for a kiss and he just cannot anymore 
  • “MC let’s go to the room to finish this”

LOL i wanted to add pics cuz it’s more fun lmao 

also sorry this is very SFW

~Cherry L.

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  • Chaeyoung: 9:01! Myoui Mina is officially late for the first time ever
  • Chaeyoung: All right let's do this, who's got theories?
  • Jihyo: Uh... alarm didn't go off
  • Chaeyoung: All three alarms? All with battery back up? Come on, who wants to take this seriously
  • Momo: Ooh, she was taken in her sleep
  • Chaeyoung: That's what I'm talking about. Super dark, Momo, but way more plausible than Jihyo's idiotic alarm clock theory
  • Tzuyu: I bet she tucked herself into bed too tight and got stuck
  • Nayeon: Hmm, maybe she fell into another dimension where she's interesting.
  • {Jeongyeon sees the group huddled around the practice room door}
  • Jeongyeon: It's 9:00 AM why is no one practicing?
  • Chaeyoung: Myoui Mina is a few minutes late, and we're all trying to guess why
  • Jeongyeon: I'd like to play. I'd say she's... in line at the bank
  • Jeongyeon: This is fun
  • Chaeyoung: It is fun. But you're all wrong. She clearly slipped through a subway grate and is having terrible sex with a mole man
  • {Mina runs into the room}
  • Chaeyoung: There she is, Mina! Where have you been! We've been worried sick, do you care to explain yourself
  • Mina: I'm just 70 seconds late it's not a big deal, don't worry about it
  • Jeongyeon: Mina, you will tell us, and you will tell us now
  • Mina: [Quietly] There was a problem at the bank
  • Jeongyeon: [Claps her hands together] HOT DAMN!

I’m practically taking an expression screencap from every episode lately to use in chats because they convey more than I ever could express with words

heathers sentence starters; part one
  • "Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw."
  • "If you were happy every day of your life you wouldn't be a human being. You'd be a game-show host."
  • "Now that's deep."
  • "When teenagers complain that they want to be treated like human beings, it's usually because they are being treated like human beings."
  • "My teen-angst bullshit now has a body count."
  • "Greetings and salutations."
  • "Maybe we could rent some new releases and pop some popcorn."
  • "Chaos is what killed the dinosaurs, darling!"
  • "You inherit 5 million dollars the same day aliens land on the earth and say they're going to blow it up in 2 days. What do you do?"
  • "That's the stupidest question I've ever heard."
  • "You look like hell."
  • "God! I sound like a fucking psycho."
  • "Real life sucks losers dry."
  • "You're beautiful."
  • "I felt bad every time I did it but I kept doing it anyway."
  • "Praise Jesus, Hallelujah."
  • "I don't patronize bunny rabbits."
  • "You know, I have a little prepared speech I tell my suitor when he wants more than I'd like to give him."
  • "What's your damage?"
  • "Suicide is a private thing."
  • "The extreme always seems to make an impression."
  • "I just killed my best friend."
  • "If everyone jumped off a bridge, would you?"
  • "How very."
  • "Well they, uh, seem to have an open door policy for assholes though, don't they?"
  • "I like it. It's got that what-a-cruel-world-let's-toss-ourselves-in-the-abyss type ambiance."
  • "I say we just grow up, be adults and die."
  • "The only place different social types can genuinely get along with each other is in heaven."
  • "You know what I want? Cool guys like you out of my life."
  • "We realized we could never reveal our forbidden love to an uncaring and un-understanding world."
  • "Jesus H. Christ!"
  • "Is your life perfect?"
  • "Well, it's just like - they're people I work with, and our job is being popular and shit."
  • "They should throw his/her ass in jail."
  • "Just another case of a geek trying to imitate the popular people and failing miserably."
  • "You're a rebel? You think you're a rebel? You're not a rebel, you're fucking psychotic!"
  • "Why are you pulling my dick?"
  • "Our love is God."
  • "Let's go get a slushie."
  • "Why do you have to be such a mega-bitch?"
  • "I'm worshiped."
  • "What the fuck?"
  • "I knew that loose was too noose... uh... noose too loose..."
  • "Did that sound bitchy?"
  • "This kind of thing leaves a bad taste in my mouth."
  • "Lick it up, baby. Lick. It. Up."

anonymous asked:

YO you made me watch lemonade mouth (I'd never seen it before) aND IT WAS SO GOOD???? I CRIED THREE TIMES THAN WATCHED IT AGAIN RIGHT AFTER I FINISHED THE FIRST TIME wow I can't get the songs out of my head!!

never in my life have a felt such a sense of accomplishment as someone telling me i got them to watch the greatest movie in history lemonade mouth

but like???? lemonade mouth has EVERYTHING

  • hayley freaking kiyoko playing a hardcore high school student who hates authority and gives off suspiciously gay vibes
  • NAOMI SCOTT need i say more???
  • naomi scott singing a whole song basically dedicated to scoffing at any guy who thinks he can walk all over her
  • bridget!!! mendler!!!
  • endless lemonade
  • also hayley kiyoko spits lemonade all over that one fuckass and tbh even if the rest of the movie was shit (it’s not) it would still be worth watching for that one scene

in conclusion: lemonade mouth deserves all the love

apparently rough-sketching scenes from disney aus is my ~thing now, so here’s a snapshot of cinderella, based on the 2015 movie. maybe this will become a series, who knows!

(with proper capitalization for reading ease bc this got wayyy longer than i meant for it to, whoops)

The first time Isak meets the prince, he doesn’t know he’s meeting the prince.

This is probably for the better, seeing as he doesn’t so much meet the prince as nearly run the prince down with his horse. Which is mostly Isak’s fault, since he isn’t watching where he is riding as well as he should be, but there are—reasons, if he were pressed to give them. The morning had been crueler than usual and the ride to the market had been an all-too-appealing promise of escape, even just temporarily. And so Isak had left the breakfast dishes still dripping dry and bolted as fast as he was able, gratefully giving his thoughts and tears to the wind and trusting the horse to guide them both clear.

Maybe not the safest plan, but it has worked fairly well, up until he almost runs into another rider. It happens so quickly—a startled shout, the high cry of another horse, a blur of color suddenly veering to his left—that Isak has little time to do anything but shout “Sorry!” over his shoulder and hope the wind carries it back. He thinks that will be it, until he registers a voice calling behind him, and then a second rhythm of hoofbeats pounding into the forest floor and catching him up.

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anonymous asked:

As someone who is trans (halfway through procedures too), I would rather it be if there was to be a trans character in a show, I'd rather they weren't shoehorned in carelessly and/or part of some theory that is like saying "oh, this person is more effeminate/masculine than they should be, they must be trans". All that is doing is pandering and the theories are saying the same as "you're not acting like your gender, therefore you're the opposite gender!" It just creates identity problems.

We definitely need to have more explicit, thoughtful, and fully intentional representation! That’s totally the ideal. I would just say that as someone working in an imperfect industry that is always influenced by its straight/white/cis/male past, I think it’s important to celebrate the imperfect victories along the way (while also pushing forward for better and better representation). 

And yeah! It’s not great to reenforce binary gender roles. That sucks for anyone on any part of the gender spectrum. If the show creators were pushing a narrative that said, “This boy is acting ‘like a girl,’ so they MUST be trans” that would not be great. I might argue that when fans do the same thing, it’s a little more complicated. If, as a viewer, you are already starved for representation, it’s reasonable that you would want to latch onto any scrap of (potential) representation you could get your hands on. 

At least, that’s how I see it? Growing up, I didn’t see many–really, any–representation of mixed race kids, so I ended up getting super attached to characters like Balto or Danny Phantom who sort of went through the same emotions that I was feeling, even if the creators never intended a mixed race allegory, or if that allegory was a little bit problematic*.

But again! I’m not trans and I don’t think it’s cool for me to make a judgement call one way or another on this fan theory. Thanks for the opposing opinion!

*also? mixed race representation still needs more work, but that’s a whole other subject

  • Maui: the ocean says you're a nerd
  • Moana: I'm not surprised