more reasons why cats are awesome

I was at a con recently. And while looking at some of the art, I made a comment to a guy who had a collection of cat avengers prints that he was missing the best avenger. So he goes, ‘oh and who is that’ and I just kinda look sideways at him and say 'hawkeye, the only one you don’t have’. To wich he of course smirks and says 'is he really the best or is it just cause of jeremy renner?’

First of all… Jeremy Renner is a gorgeous human being and he is more than enough reason for Hawkeye to be awesome, so why the hell you got that smug look on your face like I’m just some random ass fangirl who don’t know shit about comics. I was fuckin dressed like Captain Marvel, 100% comic accurate costume thank you very much.

So my dad starts laughing cause he can see I got my 'fight me’ face on. And I proceed to list each and every reason why I have loved Hawkeye since waaaaay before the movies and why he gets even better with new movies and comics.

NUMBER ONE, he is the only fully human Avenger in every single story line.

To which of course I get 'well what about Black Widow’ well sir you must not know your comics very well because in the Earth-616 universe she has the Red Room version of the super soldier serum which gives her enhanced physical abilities as well as a very long lifespan.

Then comes the 'well Scott Lang is human’ well yeah but he’s got a mother FuCkiNG SUPER SUIT. What does Hawkeye have? Spandex or leather, not quite the same thing. And you take away that super suit, is Scott still a super hero? No he is in jail for being a thief. You take away Hawkeye ’ super sui… oh wait that’s right HE DON’T GOT ONE.

'But what about Black Panther he is human right?’ Do you know anything about comics dude? The dude eats a magical plant and is gifted his powers by the Wakandan Panther God and has enhanced speed, strength, agility, healing, reflexes, stamina, etc. NOT FULLY HUMAN he also is proclaimed King of the Dead and is granted the power and knowledge of past Black Panthers and gains the ability to control the dead… so awesome but still not human.

Hawkeye is 100% human 100% of the time (except a very brief moment when he borrowed pym particles just to help out on a mission) and still manages to keep up with super humans, gods and guys with fancy super suits.

NUMBER TWO, he is deaf, canononically.

'Well Daredevil is blind’ his accident enhanced his other senses… and not an Avenger… so your argument is not even relevant.

NUMBER THREE, he shoots a bow, usually a recurve, in battle with people that have magic and laser guns and other shit and he can shoot it with out even looking!

'But he has trick arrows’ wich are guaranteed to be weighted terribly and that weight changes depending on which arrow it is. So he not only has to compensate for the strange weight but he has to do it on the fly in the heat of battle for each individual arrow. Not to mention when he shoots multiple at once.

And come on, have you ever tried to shoot a bow and arrow, it’s not easy. It takes a lot of practice patients and skill. Especially to get as good as him.

NUMBER FOUR, I mean have you read the guys backstory? If you looked up tragic backstory in the dictionary, you would see a picture of Clint Barton. He was orphaned after his abusive father got into a car accident that killed his mother as well. Was sent to a children’s home, ran away to the circus, was trained by Swordsman and Trickshot who were not the best mentors, was betrayed and abandoned by Swordsman and his brother and left for dead, ended up severely injuring his brother, had to leave Trickshot, when he tried to do the hero thing he was mistaken for a criminal, was manipulated into trying to kill Iron Man, kept falling in love with women who didn’t love him back, left the Avengers at one point believing he was unwanted, was passed over because he was not super human, watched his brother die, was forced to leave the Avengers, had a bounty put on his right arm, lost former mentor Trickshot to cancer, split with his wife then watched her die saving him, sacrificed himself and came back, was almost assasinated, went to prison so the rest of his team could go free, was shot and conducted a suicide mission that saved the planet but killed him, lost his memory, was vanished into nothingness, doubted he was himself or even alive, faked his death, and that’s just the short list.

NUMBER FIVE, he ran the West Coast branch of the Avengers, as well as other treams.

NUMBER SIX, he took on the mantle of Captain America for a short time.

NUMBER SEVEN, Caw Caw Mother Fucker.

So yeah, suffice to say that I left the guy speechless surounded by his friends who were nodding along and adding in their own bits of info and laughing hysterically at him. I turned to walk away after that mic drop and heard him mumble, 'well I guess I’m making a cat hawkeye’

Things I like right now

Steven Universe: favorite character is Steven because of his positivity and boundless love. Lesbian rocks are also awesome. I love magic so great show. Silly and cute but actually has a plot to keep me interested. ALSO SONGS

Young Justice: favorite character is Dick Grayson. I’m not sure why but his growing up in the circus doesn’t hurt anything. Pretty swag. I didn’t like superheroes before this show so that’s awesome.

Gravity Falls: favorite character is Mabel because of her positivity and wonder. She’s not afraid to be herself even if it’s silly and she cares deeply for everyone, especially her brother. Sad it’s over. Plot was good but I kinda wanted more goofy filler episodes because I’m watching a children’s cartoon for a reason and also more episodes means more time to enjoy the twins

Miraculous Ladybug: favorite character is either cat noir or tiki. Tiki is super cute. Adrian is also adorable and charming and smart and kind. I’m excited to see more plot development in the next season. All the villains are so creative! And I can’t wait for Adrian/Maronette to be a thing.

We Bare Bears: super duper cute and adorable at all times. Love it. Idk who my favorite character is but maybe ice? Anyway it’s light and fluffy! It doesn’t have a plot but that’s not why I watch it. Sometimes having a plot is good and sometimes silly cuteness is all I need. This show is always a pick-me-up

Star vs the Forces of Evil: ok just watched this for the first time which was right in time cuz third season is starting soon. I’m super pumped. My favorite character is Star. She’s just so STAR. She is silly and cute and loves rainbows and glitter and her best friend is a unicorn head! She also has normal emotions like stress regarding her future as queen and sadness when she loses Glosserik. She’s great and the show is great and I can’t wait to delve deeper into the plot in season three! I just hope there’s still plenty of silly episodes too!

Loud House: LOVE. It’s super funny and great for watching with my little brother. When shows have a plot it’s way harder to watch with him because he’s so busy and I’m impatient. But this way we can just watch it whenever he has time. There’s so many characters which can be confusing but they all have their own personalities and individuality. Every sibling is fun to watch and characters outside of the family are great too! Besides simply being an entertaining show, I love their diversity. Yeah there’s a family of 13 with all white people as the main focus but they still manage to include all races, sexualities, and even disabilities in a positive light and normalize it.

Henry Danger: I kind of like this. Henry is cute and the show is funny. My brother likes this one too. Personally I love Charlotte. I hope maybe Captain Man with make her a sidekick too:)

Get to know me tag

Tagged by: @tomwholland thank you for tagging me!

Name: allison

Nickname: allie, al, bean, mooch, bear, dude. I have a lot more I just don’t feel like listening then all😂

Gender :female

Star sign: Pisces

Height: i am 5'5

Sexuality: straight

Hogwarts house: I took a quiz thingy and I got Gryffindor

Favorite animal: okay I’m gonna stay basic and say dog because they’re just so cute. Also I love my dog more than anything

Average hours of sleep: like 5

Dogs or cats: dogs dude

Blankets you sleep with: I sleep with one huge comforter and a fuzzy batman blanket

Dream trip: Im going to Europe in 2019 so that’s pretty awesome!

Dream job: photographer

When I made my Tumblr: umm honestly don’t remember exactly… sorry


Why I made my Tumblr: my friends got tired of hearing me talk about Tom and the movie

Reasons for my url: don’t really have a real reason, I just thought of it hahaha

True confessions of Pantera, Grimmjow's zanpakuto

As requested by anon. :) And also duende71. ;)

Previously Nnoitra’s zanpakuto, Santa Teresa, gave us the skinny on Nnoitra and herself (yes in Bleach Lists, Nnoitra’s zanpakuto is a woman). Now it is time for Pantera to tell us some things about Grimmjow that only his soul would know!

  1. When Grimmjow first became an arrancar, he visited his soul world and met me. Our fight was awesome.

  2. Sometimes Grimmjow visits me, just so that we can fight. 

  3. For some reason, these fights always seem to be interrupted by something.

  4. Grimmjow has very bad luck with being interrupted. 

  5. Of course, there’s another reason that Grimmjow likes to fight me: he’s really into self-destruction.

  6. As a (big) cat, Grimmjow needs frequent naps. 

  7. His favorite place to sleep is sprawled on the floor of his palace, in the sunlight.

  8. Sometimes he steals reports from Ulquiorra and sleeps on them. This makes his naps even more comfortable and he doesn’t know why.

  9. Grimmjow doesn’t use hair gel. He does, however, use spit to style his hair.

  10. You might think that wouldn’t work, but you have to remember: cat spit.

  11. When Grimmjow is stressed, the cheek underneath his mask itches. It is very unpleasant for him.

  12. Shawlong once bought Grimmjow toothpaste so that his mask could be nice and shiny.

  13. Grimmjow yelled at him for it.

  14. But he did in fact use it. And yes it made his mask teeth gleam.

  15. Grimmjow secretly cares about his fracciones. I know because when something happens to them, it gets pretty rainy here in the soul world.

  16. As a cat myself, I HATE it when it rains here.

  17. The next time Grimmjow visited me after losing his fracciones, I greeted him by punching him in the face. Because seriously it had been raining for days.

  18. What makes it stop raining in Grimmjow’s soul world? Fights. Fights always brighten his day.

  19. Even I don’t know why Grimmjow decided to carry Inoue to Ichigo in a sack when she was perfectly willing to come along. 

  20. But I suspect it involves “bad interpersonal skills.”

  21. Grimmjow doesn’t understand his feelings for Ichigo, but he hopes that he can fight his way through them.

  22. Sometimes he mutters about Ichigo in his sleep, and it’s annoying.

  23. When Grimmjow evolved into a humanoid form, the first thing he noticed was what awesome abs he had. 

  24. He vowed on that day to never wear a shirt.

  25. Grimmjow was given cat nip on only one occasion (Gin was involved).

  26. That was also the occasion on which Grimmjow was introduced to a laser pointer.

  27. He chased that thing for like an hour.

  28. Grimmjow likes to think of himself as a loner, but he’s really not.

  29. Like, not only did losing his fracciones sadden him, but he also likes working for people, secretly.

  30. It gives him somebody to rebel against.

anonymous asked:

I heard that infjs can mimic other personalities i just don't understand how or why or when?

I’ve also heard that too. Let me explain you. It’s not like INFJs can say “oh you know what? Today I want to be an ESTJ!” and poof! They become ESTJs (it’s just an example, there’s nothing against ESTJs) It’s more like when they meet someone they can easily understand that someone’s intentions, and feelings and way of expressing. So what does the INFJ does? INFJs acknowledge their awkwardness so what they do to fit in society is to” mimic” others. It’s not like that INFJs give up who they are, but instead of imposing their personality to others, they just play along other’s personalities. For example let’s say the INFJ meets someone who is a dog lover. The INFJ doesn’t like dogs that much and is more of a cat person. So when the dog lover mentions their love for dogs the INFJ would respond something like “oh you know I prefer cats, but I think dogs are awesome too!” That’s why INFJs can easily adapt to one person, and why most of the people the INFJ meets claim that the INFJ understands them to perfection. People believe that the reason of why we understand them is because we are like them, but is not, it’s just that for us is easier trying to understand those around us than trying to make those around us understand us.

Now talking from a more personal level, I’m an INFJ and this is basically what I do every single day of my life. It’s not like a do it consciously it’s just my way of being. I think that this is the way of the INFJ to fir in society. Using our Fe, makes us empathetic and warm, and others perceive that. This is also why most INFJs seem to be extraverted when in reality we’re introverts.

I hope this answers your question, have a nice day! :)

daghrgenzeen-deactivated2015050  asked:

I've been wondering, does anyone out there know why cats leave their tongues out at times? XD Looks funnily and weirdly cute... Sorry if this has been asked before! Awesome blog you've got btw. <3

Unless it’s a medical reason (teeth extractions, extreme breeding,etc.), it’s a few different things.  Mine are usually caught grooming, yawning, eating, or when they are in deep sleep, dreaming, or relaxed. One of my cats (RIP) used to stick his tongue in and out when he was snoozing.