more oswald

vampirebillionaire  asked:

Nygmobblepot please :)

  • Who hogs the duvet: Oswald of course
  • Who texts/rings to check how their day is going: OSWALD. We’ve seen how antsy he gets left alone. Before he even liked Ed, he was using condiments as an excuse.
  • Who’s the most creative when it comes to gifts: Ed of course has the most ridiculously elaborate, thought out gifts. Oswald TRIES but, like we’ve seen before, he’ll go for a supposedly difficult puzzle that Ed instantly solves.
  • Who gets up first in the morning: Ed has to wake up and make sure everything’s ready for Mr. Mayor to start his day.
  • Who suggests new things in bed: Ed. I think they’re both inexperienced, but Ed is extremely eager to learn and discover more while Oswald is more bashful.
  • Who cries at movies: OSWALD. He’ll lose it if there’s a sad lonely kid in something.
  • Who gives unprompted massages: Ed. If he doesn’t it will be prompted by Oswald clearing his throat in a ‘um excuse me’ way.
  • How they are when they’re sick: they’re both huge drama queens who are all about lounging around in their pajamas and being attended to.
  • Who gets jealous easiest: both of them get literally– literally– murderously jealous at the drop of a hat
  • Who collects something unusual: Oswald collects a lot of ornate Penguin-themed jewelry 
  • Who takes the longest to get ready: Oswald. I mean, that look doesn’t just happen.
  • Who is the tidiest and organized: Ed. God help anyone who moves the spoons to a different drawer.
  • Who gets most excited about the holidays: At first, Oswald. Ed was never into them, but I think he’ll start being excited about them once he realizes that now that he’s with Oswald, he has a real family.
  • Who is the big spoon/little spoon: Ed/Oswald
  • Who gets most competitive when playing games and/or sports: ED. Oswald gets a little snippy when he loses, which he usually does, but Ed would absolutely melt down especially if it was a logic-based game
  • Who starts the most arguments: n/a because their only speeds are ‘saying weird passive aggressive things to each other’ or ‘turf wore that tears up Gotham city’ and either way they’re always both equally culpable
  • What are their nicknames for each other: I think Ed strokes Oswald’s ego by calling him “Mr. Mayor” long after it’s his actual title. Oswald comes up with cutesy variations like Eddie-Freddy
  • Who suggests that they buy a pet: neither. I feel like they’d both be against the idea of some animal running around the house, getting fur on their all black outfits.
  • What couple traditions they have: I like to think that every year they celebrate the anniversary of the first time they killed a man together by killing a man together
  • What tv shows they watch together: let’s be real Oswald is probably addicted to whatever the DC universe equivalent of the Love & Hip Hop franchise is, while Ed would be super into prestige stuff like Westworld. The rare overlap probably happens when there’s an intricate prestige show that’s also full of juicy drama. They would totally watch Bates Motel together.
  • Another couple they hang out with: Jim finds himself on double dates with them so often
  • How they spend time together as a couple: A lot of snuggling, cooking meals together, singing by the piano. Oswald also loves going out and showing off his trophy husband (the fact that no one seems to think Ed is as perfect and beautiful as he does doesn’t stop his instinct to show him off)
  • Who made the first move: Ed abducting Oswald was a pretty strong opener
  • Who brings flowers home: both
  • Who is the best cook: Ed
  • Who snores: Oswald
things that could happen when nygmobblepot becomes canon

( I don’t want anyone telling me it won’t become canon, let me have this please and thank you my loves ❤ )

  • Ed pulling Oswald close to him while they kiss and Oswald recoiling out of sexual insecurity, but Ed helps him through it
  • Edward and Oswald holding hands
  • Edward and Oswald murdering people and kissing over dead bodies
  • Relationship drama followed up by makeup kisses and sex
  • Ed saying “I love you” to Oswald every day so he never forgets
  • Stroking each other’s hair affectionately
  • Ed killing someone to protect Oswald or out of jealousy
  • Jim and Harvey having to watch them makeout
  • Implication that Ed and Oswald had sex
  • Ed and Oswald sleeping in the same bed (in their pajamas)
  • Flirting constantly
  • Ed or Oswald worrying profusely when they are separated from one another
  • Sitting close together on couches and chairs, arms around each other casually, going about normal business
  • One taking care of the other while they’re sick, and there is a lot of fussing
  • Ed and Oswald reminiscing about the first time they met, and how far they have come in their relationship since then
  • Ed and Oswald kissing, all the time

(Oh dear)

:) next week’s promo makes me concerned that perhaps attempting to trick a genius like that isn’t too clever of an idea, Oswald.
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those eyes (and eyelashes) should be made illegal tbh

Me trying to figure out if when Edward said, “I am your best friend. Remember that.” If he meant it in the ominous way it came out as or if it was hinting at what happened in the beginning of the season when he pretended to be against Oswald just to show Oswald Butch was against. Because then that would mean him teaming up with Barb and saying he’s gonna destroy Oswald is all an act and he actually likes him back and won’t actually hurt him. He’s trying to make sure Oswald knows that whatever he does next is an act because I am your best friend. Remember that.

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“Cards on the table?”