more brains: a return to the living dead


‘The Return of the Living Dead’ by Chris Bolton aka Savage Zombie Art

Bête Noire (Acts of Intimacy #7)

I keep swearing I’m going to wrap up the Nonsexual Acts of Intimacy Prompts, but I’m just having so much fun with them. Much thanks to Jenniferjuni-per for sending in this prompt: forehead or cheek kisses! Thank you very much for being patient as it took me forever to finish this :)

Just for a reference, I picture Jyn’s section very soon after Scarif, but Cassian’s several years later, once the Rebellion is settled into Echo Base on Hoth.

Quick Warning: Both Jyn and Cassian wake up in various states of panic attacks (Though I’ve never written one before, so I’m not sure how well I conveyed it here) and Cassian gets focused for a minute on some of his past assassinations, so if any of that bothers you, I would encourage you not to read!

Other stories in the series: Previous Work // Next Work

Words: 1908 

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MBTI fictional character master list REVAMPED

MBTI MASTER LIST OR W/E (featuring characters from Gravity Falls, Avatar: the Last Airbender, Steven Universe, Over the Garden Wall, Team Fortress 2, Bastion, and Transistor. Disclaimers apply, results may vary.)


Pacifica Northwest- “I lied to you just because I’m too scared to talk back to my stupid parents. You were right about me. I am just another link in the world’s worst chain.”
Mayor Dewey- “When you work for the government, you can’t control what happens in the world, but you can control how people *feel* about it.”
Sybil Reisz- “Finally finally finally we can be…”

Sokka- “You don’t know how much this means to me, Dad. I’ll make you proud and I’ll finally prove to you what a great warrior I am.”
Admiral Zhao- “You should have chosen to accept your failure; you’re a disgrace. Then, at least, you could have lived!”
Jasper- “I was there, you know, at the first war of this garbage planet. I fought against your armies, I respected your tactics, but this? This is SICK!”
Lars- “That’s not how these things work, Steven! The plan is to keep it cool and let them come to me.”
Beatrice- “The world is a miserable place, Greg. Life isn’t fun.”
Soldier- “If fighting is to result in victory then you must fight! Sun Tzu said that, and I think he knows a little more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it! And then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor!”
Redmond and Bluetarch Mann- “I propose a truce so that we can build a machine to make one of us pregnant.”

Princess Yue- “It gave me life. Maybe I can give it back.”
Suki- “I *am* a warrior… but I’m a girl too.”
Sadie- “When stuff gets hairy, I just keep my eyes forward, you know?”
Auntie Whispers- “Well, now that you’re cured, you won’t be needing old Auntie Whispers any more - to look after you.”
Lorna- “I’m sorry my turtles, but I must FEED!”
Asher Kendrell- “Perhaps our worst sin is that you will get no justice, for now we all share the same sentence.”

Peridot- “Jasper, they’re interfering with my WORK!”
Peedee Fryman- “Don’t patronize me, sir.”
The Woodsman- “Boy, you have it backwards! You are the elder child! You are responsible for you and your brother’s actions!”
Heavy- “I like. To shoot. This gun. Is all you need to know.”
Miss Pauling- “I only get one day off a year, and you wasted it on this. Goodbye.”
The Transistor- “I always thought it’s hard to make new friends. But making enemies… I guess that’s easy.”


Amethyst- “Listen Steven, you can’t let *anyone* make you feel like garbage.”
Jenny Pizza- “I don’t know why I have to spell it out that I’m the evil twin and she’s the good one! Don’t ask me to help you with your homework, I’m at some metal concert.”
Vidalia- “Hey, you don’t know what I’ve done in these shoes!”
Scout- “Are those Latin rythms? I LOVE Latin rythms!”
Bombinomicon- “Nice head, now it’s a bomb! I’M THE GREATEST!”

Grunkle Stan- “Hmm. That seems like the sort of thing a responsible parent wouldn’t want you doing. Good thing I’m an uncle.”
Grenda- “What’s on your shirt? Ha ha ha, gullible! LOSER!”
Toph- “I am the greatest earthbender in the world! Don’t you two dunderheads ever forget it!”
Sugilite- “I forgot how great it feels to be ME.”
Saxton Hale- “Those were TRUTH WORDS, Mags. I will never stop punching panthers with you.”

Ty Lee- “Nice speech, Azula. It was pretty and poetic, but also scary in a good way.”
Rose Quartz- “I need you to know that every moment you love being yourself, that’s me, loving you and loving being you. Because you’re going to be something extraordinary. You’re going to be a human being.”
Buck Dewey- “It’s not rough. The lack of daddy kisses in my life made me who I am.”
Sour Cream- “We just wanted Steven to have some fun. I don’t know what’s going on with aliens trying to abduct him, and him being his own mom. But it sounds like he’s got a lot on his mind.”
Zia- “Any moment I’d want to live again… happened after the Calamity. Not before.”

Wendy Corduroy- “Well, he took us into his home, tricked us, and tried to destroy us. I say we return the favor.”
Fiddleford McGucket- “Well, first I just hootynanied up a bio mechanical brain-wave generator, and then I learned how to operate a stick shift with my beard!”
Engineer- “I solve *practical* problems.”
Sniper- “At the end of the day, so long as there’s two people left on the planet, someone’s gonna want someone dead.”
Rucks- “We can’t go back no more. But I suppose we could go… wherever we please.”


Mabel Pines- “But he’s suffering. How can I be happy if I know someone else is sad? It totally throws off my happiness chart.”
Aang- “He was one of the best friends I ever had, and he was from the Fire Nation, just like you. If we knew each other back then, do you think we could have been friends, too?”
Ronaldo Fryman- “Truth is a feeling in your gut that you know is true! Truth is searching for anything that proves you’re right no matter how small, and holding on to that, no matter what.”
Greg (OTGW)- “Star, oh, star, up in the sky, guide my dreams with light that shines. Help me know just what to do to get Wirt home and also me, too. And if you don’t, I don’t care. I’ll pull down your underwear.”

Jesus “Soos” Ramirez- “BROS BEFORE DINOS!”
Candy Chiu- “Grenda is right. He’s a white whale. Hunting him will destroy us.”
Robbie Valentino- “Just eat me already, man. Aah! I was just being dramatic! Quit it! Ow! Ow! My face! Vulture!”
Jet- “Think about what the Fire Nation did to your mother. We can’t let them do that to anyone else, ever again.”
Prince Zuko- “I know my own destiny. Taking you down is the Avatar’s destiny.”
Steven Universe- “It’s just, I could get a donut, which would be tasty. But I always get donuts. Shouldn’t I be living life to the fullest and trying new things? So tonight, maybe I’m thinking… Spicy Pretzels?”
Lapis Lazuli- “I’m done being everyone’s prisoner. Now you’re MY prisoner, and I’m never letting you GO!”
Greg Universe- “I met some wild ladies too. They changed shape and appeared out of beams of light.”
Connie Maheswaran- “I bet since the books got so popular, the publisher put pressure on the author to water down the end for a larger audience appeal. Unlike art, the real world can’t always win against the iron chains of authority. That’s my theory, anyway.”
Wirt-  "Can we admit we’re lost for good? That this fog is deeper than we can ever understand? That we are but wayward leaves, scattered to the air by an indifferent wind? Can we just admit we’re never gonna get back home, Greg?“
Pyro- "Huddah huddah huh!”
Merasmus- “LO, I AM THE MOUTH OF THE BEAST, THE WRAITH IN DARKNESS, THE UNCLEAN THING! I AM THE… What are you- are you burning my body?”
Zulf- “I set my sail; fly, the wind it will take me back to my home, sweet home.”
Red- I’m going to find the thing that’s doing this and I’m going to break its heart.

Uncle Iroh- “I’m begging you, Prince Zuko! It’s time for you to look inward and begin asking yourself the big questions: who are YOU, and what do YOU want?”
Grant Kendrell- Reasons cited: “Cloudbank, of course.”

Katara- “No. I will never, ever turn my back on people who need me! I’m going down to that village, and I am gonna do whatever I can.”
Sapphire- “That doesn’t matter. We can’t stay mad at Pearl forever, and she can’t stay mad at me forever, and then she’ll come back and see that I’m right.”


King Bumi- “I hope you will think like a mad genius!”
Sardonyx- “Now the proper words to describe yours truly are… Specific! Intelligent! Accurate! Faultless! Elegant. Controlled, surgical, graceful, aaaaand POWERFUL! But yes, on occassion, I have been known to smash.”
Medic- “When the patient woke up, his skeleton was missing, and the doctor was never heard from again! Anyway, that’s how I lost my medical license.”

Dipper Pines- “Sometimes I use big words, and I don’t actually know what they mean. I mean, I’m supposed to be the smart guy. If I’m not the smart guy, who am I?”
Stanford Pines- “My work is far too dangerous for even a single living soul to spend even one second- wait! Is that a thirty-eight sided die from Dungeons, Dungeons and More Dungeons?”
Mai- “I guess you just don’t know people as well as you think you do. You miscalculated. I love Zuko more than I fear you.”
Pearl- “I don’t understand your human relationships.”
Royce Bracket- “What we were doing was wrong. In the… traditional sense- in the contemporary sense.”

“Lil” Gideon Gleeful- “I CAN BUY AND SELL YOU, OLD MAN!”
Princess Azula- “I need you, Zuko. I’ve plotted every move of this day, this glorious day in Fire Nation history, and the only way we win is together. At the end of this day, you will have your honor back. You will have Father’s love. You will have everything you want.
Fire Lord Ozai- "You will obey me, or this defiant breath will be your last!”
The Administrator- “I won’t single any one of you out. I will just say that *some* of you have betrayed the trust of your employers, and because of that you must die. There rest of you are… satisfactory.”

Bill Cypher- “Pain is hilarious! And two eyes? This thing is DELUXE!”
Long Feng- “There is no war in Ba Sing Se.”
Garnet- “It’s not easy being in control. I have weaknesses too. But I choose not to let them consume me. I struggle to stay strong because I know the impact I have on everyone.”
The Beast- “No. There is only me. There is only my way. There is only the forest, and there is only surrender.”
Spy- “Right behind you.”
Gray Mann- “Unlike you two pampered imbeciles, I built my empire. I have studied. I have plotted. I have waited.”

It’s pretty surprising that “mindless moaning zombies that can’t do jack shit” is the staple when The Return of the Living Dead, which fucking codified if not created the “eating brains” trope had them be intelligent. 

“Come in, dispatch. Send…more…paramedics.”

“Send more cops.”

Fic: Free

anon prompted: HPau where wizard!kurt has a house elf(or semi-elf-semi-human if it’s even a thing)!blaine as a slave and he’s been serving his family since Kurt was born & he’s been a perfect elf and that’s why Kurt wants good for him so he gives him an item of clothing aka lets him free but Blaine doesn’t go anywhere and Kurt’s all like wtf and Blaine says he loves him and wants to stay and well, whatever happens next is all in your hands;)

I didn’t touch as much on the backstory as I could’ve, but I think the gist is there. ~1180 words, PG.

Kurt paced around his room, trying to motivate himself into doing what he knew he should.

It’s not fair to him, Kurt. The Ministry may think he’s a second-class citizen since he’s in your family’s employ, but once he’s free, there’s nothing that can stop him from getting a real job and having a real life. Maybe he’ll even find someone to fall in love with - who wouldn’t love someone as kind as him?

A twist of pain shot through Kurt’s gut at the thought of Blaine falling in love with a shadowy stranger.

“Dammit, Dad, why couldn’t you have been bigoted for once in your life and told me this plan was short-sighted and mean?” Kurt grumbled quietly. “I don’t want to do this! I want - well, I guess it doesn’t matter what I want.”

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31 Favorite Horror Movies

#11.  The Return Of The Living Dead (1985)

Directed by Dan O'Bannon


  • You think this is a fuckin’ costume? This is a way of life. - Suicide
  • I can feel myself rot. - Torso Zombie
  • Send more cops! - Zombie
  • More BRAINS! - Tarman
  • Do you ever wonder about all the different ways of dying? You know, violently? And wonder, like, what would be the most horrible way to die? - Trash


  • The two heroes of the movie are names Burt and Ernie, obviously an ironic reference to the popular Sesame Street (1969) characters, right? Wrong. Turns out Dan O'Bannon didn’t know he was using the names of the two beloved children’s show’s puppets.
  • Some of the zombie extras were paid more to eat real calf brains in the film. Dan O'Bannon didn’t want the actors to do anything he wasn’t willing to do and ate some raw calf brains first in front of them.
  • John A. Russo wrote a script called “The Return of the Living Dead” at the same time that George A. Romero was doing Dawn of the Dead (1978). An independent producer, Tom Fox, bought Russo’s script. He set up production and gave the script to Dan O'Bannon. O'Bannon refused to direct it as it was written. He felt that it was too much of a serious attempt at making a sequel to Night of the Living Dead (1968), and did not want to “…intrude so directly on Romero’s turf.” It was re-written with more humor.
  • When shooting Trash’s (Linnea Quigley’s) grave stone dance, she initially was completely naked and showed pubic hair, as was more the norm in the early 80’s. However, producer Graham Henderson visited the shoot that day, and according to himself and others, threw a fit, yelling at Dan O'Bannon that “You can’t show pubic hair on television”. Dan sent Linnea away and had her completely shaved, which coincidently, Linnea herself found to be the most embarrassing part of the whole thing. Then they did another shoot, to which Graham Henderson cried out “Oh god it’s even worse, you can see everything!”. At this point they sent Linnea Quigley over to Bill Munz and William Stout, where they made an alginate crotch piece, resembling the bottom of a g-string and glued it on. According to Linnea, this was a bit of a problem, since every time she had to go to the bathroom, they had to remove it. Because of this, there are no shots of Linnea with a completely naked crotch area.
  • Tobe Hooper was originally slated to direct and it was supposed to be filmed in 3-D.
Incidents; A SolAngelo fic

PAIRING: SolAngelo
FANDOM: Heroes of Olympus (no spoilers for BoO)
DESCRIPTION: A series of well timed incidents for a pair of new roommates can work wonders. 


“Hey man come on, he really needs a place to stay-”

“No, Jason.”

“Seriously he’s a great roommate, you won’t even need to worry-”

“No, Jason-”

“-he’s at work most of the time anyway, the whole nurse thing-”

“Jason, n-”

“- so I’ll tell him you’ll meet up with him next week!”


“See you, Nico!”

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anonymous asked:

That last person was a moron. Your blog is the best out there, period :)~ Question... I love documentaries about horror movies, can you recommend any worth checking out?

I’m a huge fan of movie documentaries as well. Here are a few of my favorites that every horror fan needs to see:

  • Never Sleep Again - The definitive documentary about the A Nightmare on Elm Street series. Each film is given 20 - 40 minutes each, playing like a string of individual documentaries pieced together. Most of the cast members from each film make appearances, and each film is thoroughly examined. It’s probably the best horror movie documentary that I own.
  • Crystal Lake Memories - Follows the same format as Never Sleep Again with the same stellar results. It’s as definitive as any Friday the 13th fan could hope for.
  • Birth of the Living Dead - Examines the making of George A. Romero’s Night of the Living Dead, as well as the cultural impact of the film.
  • Halloween: 25 Years of Terror - Not as thorough nor definitive as Never Sleep Again and Crystal Lake Memories, this documentary concerns itself more with the rabid fan base the Halloween franchise has amassed throughout the years. Each film is quickly discussed and the results are generally underwhelming, but die-hard Michael Myers fans will find it enjoyable and possibly essential.
  • More Brains! A Return to the Living Dead - The definitive Return of the Living Dead documentary. Most of the the cast and crew of the first three films offer their insight and the results are just as fun as the movies themselves.
  • Psycho Legacy - For the definitive documentary about Alfred Hitchcock’s Psycho, I’d advise fans to pick up either the current Blu-Ray or DVD releases of the film. However, fans of the three original sequels will want to pick this one up, as documentaries regarding each film are hard to come by.
  • Best Worst Movie - Many horror fans consider Claudio Fragasso’s 1990 train wreck Troll 2 to be the worst horror movie ever made. Like Plan 9 From Outer Space before it, the film’s reputation for being the worst ever has earned it a sizable fan base that praise it, going so far as to gather in celebration of the movie at conventions and screenings. This documentary is surreal, fascinating and hilarious.

These are just a few of my favorites that you can start off with. Enjoy the violence!