more beer!

I cannot possibly emphasize what a constant trial it is being friends with me.

@alex-danvers-1 asked for either Kara Danvers or Alex Danvers in either 4 and 7 or 7 and 8 

But seriously tho, on the topic of temperatures we can survive and stuff, aliens would flip the heck out if they lived where i do.

I live in a part of southern Canada that gets so cold that being outside for more than 2 minutes means you have a good chance of getting frost bite.

My room has two outside walls, and is very well insulated. In the winter i get frost on the inside of my walls and i couldnt give two shits. I sleep with the exact same blankets i do in the summer.

Like you see all these things about Australia, or rainforests, or Florida, and how extreme they are.

But id like to see aliens take on a candian hosehead. They’re like red necks, but with more crazy stunts, more beer, and more guns. Like can you imagine???

Alien: ah yes a nice cool region this will do nicely for the invasian

Human: *careens off building on a ski doo towing another man on a toboggan, hollering about how he left his beer at the lodge*

Alien: well perhaps the local species are a bit strange, but mostly harmless! After all, this species of humans “can-ayy-dee-ins” are known throughout this planet as kind and docile, we shall have no difficu-SMACK- HOLY GILSNIP YOU HIT ME WITH A PEICE OF ICE YOU PRIES FROM THE LAKE AND NOW IM BLEEDING HOW DARE YOU FEEL MY WRATH

Humans: WEEEE HEEEHEHEEEEE you came to the wrong neighbour hood, bud!

Alien:…. my scans say you are heavily intoxicated. This shall be a easy fight

Human: *whistles loudly and gives a big toothy smile*

Alien: starts screaming as another human on a sled heads a MASSIVE HEARD OF WHAT THE HELL IS THAT BEAST ITS FURY AND IT HAS BEEN HORNS GREAT GILSNAP GET ME OUT OF HERE

Humans: high fiving as they climb on their sleds and chase after their herd of buffalo because that will take a while but it was ABSOLUTELY WORTH IT DID YOU SEE THAT ALIENS FACE GET REKT

theory: instead of the original pure animosity we were offered in the original look at justice league, aquaman and batman are going to end up being what i call “do it for the vine” bros. not even necessarily bros, just two dudes who could look at each other and know that they’re both thinking of pulling the same stupid stunt. what if i surfed on your danger car, batman? what if i flung you off my danger car, aquaman? all in all, it is much more dangerous than the simple hatred we thought of before

love like woe


just domestic nsfw-ish hannigram <3 . 

Dating Zach Dempsey Would Include
  • always telling him no to something and him pouting like a child
  • him doing it anyway and you getting upset
  • Zach apologizing and trying to be romantic about it
  • emphasis on the word ‘trying’
  • him throwing rocks at your window to get your attention
  • until he ends up throwing a particularly heavy one and breaking your window
  • never being able to stay mad at him because he’s just too cute
  • stealing all his Nike sweaters and hoodies
  • wearing his letterman jacket at school
  • walking in the halls with his arm around your shoulder
  • fully supporting him when he told you he wanted to be a marine biologist
  • going to all his games
  • wearing his Jersey
  • almost losing your voice from cheering him on so much
  • “WOOOOO, GO ZACH. THATS MY BOYFRIEND!”
  • being proud of him
  • him giving you private basketball lessons
  • sweaty hugs
  • the guys taking a liking to you immediately
  • always being over at Bryces house
  • only really going there to make sure Zach doesn’t do anything stupid
  • you’re actually the mother of the group
  • “Come on, babe, just one more beer-”
  • “No, you’ve had enough!”
  • “I only had one!”
  • “And that’s enough!”
  • being the victim of Bryces catcalls once
  • Zach threatening to cut up all his body parts
  • starting with his dick
  • “It’s just a joke, Dempsey-”
  • “Shut the fuck up, Walker.”
  • hanging around Alex because he’s pretty funny
  • being disappointed in Alex when he does something dumb with the boys
  • frowning upon the list and ripping it up when it was passed to you
  • you being too late because several pictures were already taken of it
  • being upset with Zach when you found out about the tapes and Hannah
  • making him go to her grave to properly apologize to her
  • being there with him
  • trying not to be dragged in all the drama going on with the tapes
  • taking pictures of him when he does something cute
  • which is all the time in your opinion
  • having play dates with his little sister
  • being scared of his mom but never telling him that
  • he finds out eventually though
  • “you’re scared of her too?”
  • sweet, fluffy first time
  • you coming up with the most ridiculous pet names for him
  • “Hey, babe, can you hand me my shirt.”
  • “Sure thing, Bunny Farts.”
  • him calling you at midnight just to hear your voice
  • “you’re an idiot but you’re my idiot”
  • hugging him from behind and peppering kisses along his face when he’s spacing out to remind him that he’s not alone

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Imagine Jack spilling to you what Dean thinks, and practically feels, of you when he reads his mind.

“Wait, wait, wait, wait.” Dean raised a hand, stopping Jack from drinking his beer “How old do you think you are?” he asked, mouth half full as you and Sam shared a look.

“Uh 3 days, 17 hours and 42 minutes.” Jack replied precisely to the question and seeing the look on Dean’s face almost made you choke on your own drink. It was priceless to say the least. Barely at four days old and the young man had already outsassed the older Winchester, well this was going to be fun. Dean just shook his head and took a sip of his beer, Jack watching closely and doing the same at the exact almost moment.

“So-” Jack cleared his throat, looking at you “You are my aunt, right?”

“Uh well-” you smiled “Was, actually. I’m no longer an angel, I fell and after building a vessel things happened and… there is no angel mojo in me anymore. So I am practically human.”

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THE CAST SIGNS OMG:

“Wish you were here! –The Emperor”

“No more beers for you :o)  –The Emperor”
(Is Sheev implying that Vader was DRUNK???  AND THAT’S WHY HE SLIPPED AND FELL??)

“Get well soon, Dad.  –Luke & Leia”
(SIGNED WITH A HEART OVER THE I, AWW)

“Good wishes”, SOMEONE ACTUALLY WROTE THIS TO VADER. AND I THINK IT WAS ALEC GUINNESS?

BUT THE BEST:

“Who’s old now?”  –Obi-Wan
(GET REKT VADER.  OH WAIT YOU ALREADY DID, GUESS THAT’S TWICE NOW.)

a friend like mine

 Summary: A discussion about a break up leads to….interesting revelations. || Sebastian x Reader || part 1 of 2

Warnings: discussion of kinks, [in the second part] —> smut and all that entails, thigh riding, choking, some other stuff but i’ll put it in the warnings for the next one

Note: :))))

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the signs 🍻 partying:

aries: completely red, really really feeling themself very openly, probably heated about something/everything, keeps pulling more beers out of their pockets, at some point laying in the bathtub with a box of pizza and 5 friends with the door locked, they are yelling

taurus: talking to everyone, not as drunk as anyone else, but definitely the most hype person there, comes with one group of people, leaves with another- likely for food if there wasn’t any at the party- or with one person who they hook up with

gemini: accidentally flirting, failing at intentional flirting, has a bottle of backup booze they’re sharing with a few other people, loud as fuck, the center of every convo, is smoking people out somewhere, eventually tries to make out with someone they failed at flirting with- unsuccessful

cancer: has spilled their drink on at least two people, shitfaced but still insisting that everyone stays hydrated, has a solo cup of just water, is more loud and emo~than ever before~and on social media, ready to leave whenever- the pregame was the party for them

leo: sharing their memes with whoever will listen, out front smoking a cig half the night, selfies selfies selfies, slowly taking off more and more clothes, dishing out unsolicited opinions, making friends and enemies tonight ✔

virgo: lurking in the shadows with their close friends, definitely has noticed, analyzed, and judged everyone, lowkey insecure, last to leave though they meant to leave long before, no one can tell how drunk they are, they don’t notice but everyone wants them

libra: graceful even though they are the most drunk- they seem sober but more happy to see you, lightly conversing one on one with a lot of people through the night, going with the flow of the people they came with, is in everyones insta/snap stories

scorpio: not as fucked up as they’d meant to get, looking absolutely murderous but in the most excited way possible, wants to leave 5 minutes after arriving, ends up staying as late as virgo, makes out with several different people while there

sagittarius: gossiping/stirring up the tea, probably the one DJing, is dancing the most enthusiastically + probably also singing the loudest, gets pissed when cancer spills their drink on them and leaves to change, then comes BACK and takes the aux cord again immediately

capricorn: they look sharp and put together but smell like a bottle of rum, politely chatting with everyone (about politics or something) but are really there for like one person, they leave early with that person because they have goals and responsibilities 😩👌

aquarius: the most crossfaded and loopy person, dancing w/ sagittarius, eventually is sitting on the couch getting into deep af convos with a few people who all fall in love with them (oops), leaves later in the night with those people to talk in a quieter space

pisces: they brought dick + vag shaped cookies for some reason??, not even drunk, but very stoned, is one of the only people dancing and is killing it, at some point really exploring the persons house/admiring the vibes, have already been to 2+ parties before this

The Brown Bottle

Pairings: Alpha!Werewolf!Sam x Omega!Werewolf!Reader - A/B/O

Word Count: 3400+

Summary: Sam is rough around the edges, you do your best to avoid him until one night you discover he’s your true mate and instincts take over. This is really just a lot of smut and a little plot to ease things along. 

My twist on a/b/o dynamics.

Beta:  @just-another-busy-fangirl

Warnings: NSFW gif, knotting, mating, breeding, dominance, claiming, fingering, unprotected sex, biting, dirty talk, rough sex, some dom/sub overtones.

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You stop in your tracks, clutching an open hand over your abdomen.

“Shit,” you mumble under your breath as an afterthought. Shit doesn’t quite do this kind of pain justice. This cycle’s heat has brought what your mother, Millie (owner and proprietor of The Brown Bottle), refers to as The Real Motherfuckers. The kind of cramps that stop a woman unexpectedly while on her way to work well after sundown. The two generic suppressants you popped an hour earlier aren’t working as well as you hoped and you find yourself wishing you’d taken a third.

These are indeed The Real Motherfuckers.

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