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More of a fuck co-workers story, let's call them A. So the other day I stay two hours past when I was supposed to stay and already worked 8 hours with only a thirty minute lunch. I got all of my work done and finished the chores of other coworkers who had to be sent home early. So A come in, already in a bad mood, already yelling at everyone, and so I nope outta dodge cause I couldn't deal with that after ten hours at work. Next day I walk in to my manger saying A said I left her a mess. I'mdone

“You can go and tell him you’re not doing it…”
The panic in Colon’s face was replaced by glazed grey terror.
“Thank you very much, Nobby,” he said bitterly. “Let me know if you’ve got any more suggestions like that, ‘cos I’ll need to go and change my underwear.”
“Or you could accept it and make such a screw-up of it that he takes it away from you…”
“You’re doing this on purpose, Nobby!”
“Might be worth a try, Fred.”
“Yeah, but the thing about screw-ups, Nobby, is that it’s hard for you to be, you know, precise. You might think you’re making a little screw-up and then it blows up in your face and it turns out to be in fact a big screw-up, and in those circumstances, Nobby, I’m sort of worried that what His Lordship might take away from me wouldn’t just be the job. I hope I don’t have to draw you a picture?”

– on promotion | Terry Pratchett, The Fifth Elephant

He has yet to formally announce the news – but Benedict Cumberbatch has become a father for the second time.

The actor’s wife, Sophie Hunter, 39, gave birth to their second son at the £1,200-a-night Portland Hospital in London on March 3. And in true thespian style, Cumberbatch named his boy after a Shakespearean hero.

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“dr. nikiforov are you even listening to me”

“did anybody ever tell you that you look really good in those scrubs?”

“yes. you did. like 25 times a day" 

(part of a yoi medical au that @chantedeer and i are working on in which yuuri is a pediatric nurse and victor is a pediatric surgeon!) (yes, yuuri is wearing poodle scrubs) (you’re welcome)

legacy, what is a legacy? it’s planting seeds in a garden you never get to see

so basically i’m going with the idea that rome knows lovino is a sign that his time will be up, because he can sense that he isn’t just another of their kind but…a successor. and it’s bittersweet; naturally noone likes the thought of dying— it’s an ending. but lovino is also…continuity. that some part of him lives on and endures, even if in a different shape and form. and that he loved lovino even if he admittedly wasn’t very good at showing it all the time. 

i’m just having too many emotions about baby nations as you can probably tell from my recent stuff


joshua birthday countdown: d-1

joshua’s lines through the eras [ cr 1. 2. 3. ]


i am everything i’ve learned and more, still it calls me… and the call isn’t out there at all - it’s inside me! it’s like the tide, always falling and rising! i will carry you here in my heart, you’ll remind me; that come what may, i know the way! i am moana!


A co-ed kpop group? Don’t let them flop

  • Bones: Here's that report you wanted, petal
  • Spock: thank you, t’nash-veh e’shua ha’pla-kur
  • Bones: *blushes*
  • Uhura: What was that?
  • Spock: It is an affectionate name, Leonard requested one
  • Bones: Cute, right?
  • Uhura: "My pale blue devil"?
  • Bones:
  • Spock:
  • Bones: WhaT

                              “  Hello  Toby.  


That first night… in the Shrieking Shack.

I never get tired of reading in fics Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs first time in the Shrieking Shack with Remus. If they end up making a Marauders film, they better include that part.