Signs and their thoughts on the Devil
Aries: We are on friendly terms
Taurus: If he aint providing me with rent and a stable home life, I don’t care about him
Gemini: Donald Trump is a Gemini
Cancer: I’m a Christian
Leo: I mean as long as he doesn’t take my spotlight then he sounds like a good guy
Virgo: Do you know how many serial killers are virgos?
Libra: I still wont answer his messages
Scorpio: Is he single?
Sagittarius: I dont give a fuck about him as long as he minds his business and doesn’t try to ruin my life
Capricorn: I mean, some people think I am one
Aquarius: I fucked him once out in the wilderness
Pisces: OMG I love him :D