Charlemont: Magalie, you cannot kill the maid because she was unable to get the wine stain out of your blouse.
Magalie: Yes I can, she’s my maid.
Charlemont: No… no. You can fire her, you can’t kill her.
Magalie: Why not? You’re done with her.
Charlemont: …How very dare you.
(Actual headcanon conversation that happened last night between myself and @housealderscorn. XD Oh, and guest appearances by @quills-and-curiousities, @wardensgaze, and @rinrin-rinalys there in the background!)