moon disaster

Remus falls asleep while standing straight in the middle of a corridor on the way to class and Sirius spellotapes a note to his forehead which reads, “Remus Lupin: Human Disaster”

James reads it and goes, “Padfoot, be fair,” and takes out his own quill so the note now says, “Remus Lupin: Mostly Human Disaster”

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ooc: I’M SORRY FOR NOT UPDATING I SWEAR I’M ALMOST DONE
I JUST HAD TO STOP AND MAKE THIS SUPER DUMB THING I’M SORRY–

New headcanon:

Coran’s definition of safe is a completely different definition from like the entire rest of the universe.

Except Alfor.

The two generally enjoyed running off and ending up at weird, shady places like Unilu Swap Moons (pre-Space Mall, of course), and they almost invariably got into some sort of trouble. When they were younger, it was a matter of the guard Alfor’s father had inevitably assigned to trail them bursting in to the rescue, but after Alfor became king and once the other paladins caught on, it became an unofficial (and unmentioned to Alfor) paladin duty to make certain that Alfor and his friend Coran didn’t get themselves killed on some back-alley planet in the middle of nowhere.

(Blaytz of course found it all hilarious and eventually had to be added to the list of people to keep an eye on, because he tended to start joining in on Coran’s “safe” adventures as well.)

IN EVENT OF MOON DISASTER:

Fate has ordained that the men who went to the moon to explore in peace will stay on the moon to rest in peace.

These brave men, Neil Armstrong and Edwin Aldrin, know that there is no hope for their recovery. But they also know that there is hope for mankind in their sacrifice.

These two men are laying down their lives in mankind’s most noble goal: the search for truth and understanding.

They will be mourned by their families and friends; they will be mourned by their nation; they will be mourned by the people of the world; they will be mourned by a Mother Earth that dared send two of her sons into the unknown.

In their exploration, they stirred the people of the world to feel as one; in their sacrifice, they bind more tightly the brotherhood of man.

In ancient days, men looked at stars and saw their heroes in the constellations. In modern times, we do much the same, but our heroes are epic men of flesh and blood.

Others will follow, and surely find their way home. Man’s search will not be denied. But these men were the first, and they will remain the foremost in our hearts.

For every human being who looks up at the moon in the nights to come will know that there is some corner of another world that is forever mankind. 

By  William Safire

Dean from the upcoming Harvest Moon:Skytree Village game!! ^q^)/

I enjoyed Lost Valley a lot, but I always found the watering can restriction the one game breaker for me I just couldn’t keep watering crops 1 by 1…but when Seeds of Memories came out with their tool upgrades I /LOVED/ IT SO MUCH (if only they fixed the iOS bug of the flower memories) i missed TLV’s terraforming tho

So Skytree Village is the best of both worlds and I’m SO IMPATIENT I love Dean because he’s SO TALL and he wears a tulip apron

Please announce a release date I’m dying here

Natural Disaster // Moon Taeil

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the prompt: what if Taeil is a florist who never give any girls a flower before but one day he met a girl who asking him to teach her about flower language and making boquets, since he getting extra money he finds with it but the more they spend time together the more Taeil attract to this girl till he cant help but kiss her after that she never coming back to continue her lesson later Taeil found out that the flower boquets was for her dead lover after that is up to you.

words: 1983

category: angst

author note: angst and i have a relationship that shall never be destroyed. but there really isn’t that much angst in this and it’s kinda messy pls forgive me my brain is fried. also sorry for killing taeyong.

- destinee

Originally posted by ithastobemoontaeil

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the sun, a dying angel, cannot be compared to, or put in opposition of, a dead rock, regardless of how much one might be attracted to it.

he is hot like a slow lover disease; he’ll eat us all when he finally goes.

[ the moon swings. ]

the sun grins at us with his fiery teeth (terribly straight) and so gives birth to new life and disaster.

[ the moon, she swings. ]

the sun is billions of years away from our final dreaming - he is all burning wings and blinding glorious.

[ and so still swings the moon. ]

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As part of our continuing holiday special in @ziracona​‘s D&D campaign, The Forgotten, we are going to a big, fancy, fantasy christmas/midwinter party and get to choose our outfits.  

1: My character Cloak over cape over little bitty dress

2: The DM described this abomination the npc I have to invite and his outfit.  If I had to picture it, so do you.

The next three were guesses:

3: @garbage-senpai‘s character and the npc he takes care of.

4: @actually-im-supergirl​‘s character would look good in suspenders.

5: I couldn’t picture our Dragonborn dude picking a holiday outfit, so this is what my character would pick for him.