Aries:You are an adventurous little potato and everyone hates that about you! Screw everyone else, you keep being the awesome little indiana jones you are! dont let anyone tell you what you can and cannot do, you are your own person and i support everything you have to say. go bother libra, they need a little adventure or else they get a stick up their butt.
Taurus:You like the moolah! (lol cow jokes) and i totally think thats stand up and responsible of you. you keep being a strong independant person, you have untapped potential you just gotta realize what it is, i know you can do it. aquarius will often need your responsibility so dont be afraid to keep an eye on them.
Gemini: So you dont like doing one thing specifically you want to live a little. Sue me then for saying you are the person who needs to live your life. Dont conform to everyone elses stupid standards for you, be the individualistic toot you are. (But try not to hurt people along the way you little headstrong nerd) scorpio can get a little out of hand be sure to keep them on the ground.
Cancer:You being love muffin! give me a hug dammit! (crabcrab) your just a bundle of underapreciated love and you deserve hugs because deep down i know under that cold hard crab shell you really are a squishy and rich person. often times head in the clouds sagittarius will need that back bone and love youve got, be sure to keep an eye on them every now and again okay?
Leo:you little shit! you best know that you are the most likely to lead some shit! you are the boss and dont let anyone take that away from you! your a lion for a reason, so dont let anyone treat you like a kitten, because fuck them! you are the most important and best fit too lead everyone! you go winner. your going to need alot of help with decissions be sure to stick with virgo, they know exactly what you need.
Virgo: when they say good guys always finish last, theyve obviously never met a virgo, because virgos are the leaders of doing the right thing, i see you in the corner little miss/mister purity. youre a good kind hearted love bucket (BUCKET BUCKET BUCKET BUCKET BUCKET) DONT LET ANYONE TRY AND SWAY YOU TO THE DARK SIDE (the cookies taste like ass) hey sometimes a great leader needs a great assitant and since we cant all be leaders why not go help leo reach their dreams the right way.
Libra: Consistancy is the name of the game, and boy are you playing the field. You will destroy the world with your dedication to following patterns, geez slow your roll bro. You need to know that while there is going to be chaos there is a necessity for order, try and spread that to the rest of the group you optioned nerd. you gotta go keep an eye on aries make sure they keep things safe enough, wouldnt want them disappearing on you would you?
Scorpio: lord of sex and lady bitch! you are a wild child a misnomer, and you are sure going to let everyone know that, you provide that extra opinion no one wants but everyone needs, without you, there would be no good decission making, dont let everyones hate on you get in the way of you being yourself. hey let the idea nerd help you every now and again they get a little antsy when you start preaching the truth dont let them get too worked up okay?
Sagittarius: follow your dreams, do what you want, dont let someone take away your happiness, youre a star and everyone elses needs should be put on the backburner, make a name for yourself and then let everyone elses issues smooth themselves out, let others worry about their own problems, fixeroo, you just need to do yourself right first. sometimes your gonna need someone to look after you because your over working yourself, relax though cancers got your back ccovered they’ll make sure it all goes smoothly.
Capricorn: MIGHTY GOATS OF POWER! (UNITE!) STRIVE FOR ABSOLUTELY THE TIME DONT LET ANYONE TELL YOU THAT SOMETHING IS TOO HARD TO REACH BECAUSE WITHOUT YOU THERE WOULD BE NO ENTREPANUERSHIP NO IPOD NO INTERNET, NO ELECTRICITY, SHOOT WE’D PROBABLY STILL BE THE CENTER OF THE SOLOR SYSTEM IF IT WASNT FOR YOUR INNOVATIONS! Right on attention nerds! (Cough cough attention whore) youre like literally the most important (not just because im one of you) make sure everyone is getting their stuff done, but also be sure not to block others out, we love you and you need to love you too. dont let your work consume you, live alittle and think outside the box, picese will give you the necessary outside opinion you need for alot of things.
Aquarius: you curious motherfucker. you gotta get out there and find the answer to everything, your like a sponge your never going to be satisfied until you finally have all the answers, dont worry when people start coming to you for answers because knowing you, you’ll probably know the answer anyone, dont become reliant on others only you can forge your own destiny, and dont let those little leeches suck you dry teach them where to find the answers if you have to. you can get alittle carried away if you dont ask for help, finding the answers yourself can make you a little full of yourself, dont be afraid to give a little responsibility to others like the kings and queens of responsibility Taurus.
Pisces: you bubbly and fun little shit! dont let anyone take away your imagination without you there is no fun and what kind of world lacks fun (Russia cough cough) you gotta learn that there is a right time for everything, but theres also a right time for the wrong thing as well, be sure to rile some feathers and go bother capricorn, they get lame without you, so be sure to let them know that you got them when they need you.
-My Advise to the Signs