People who have only seen the Netflix version of A Series of Unfortunate Events: Maybe Olaf wasn’t so evil after all? Maybe all his crimes were the result of his own misfortunes? Maybe he was just like the Baudelaires and did what he had to in order to survive and tried to save the ones he loved? What if deep inside he was actually good? Maybe his death was a tragedy and he could have redeemed himself? 

People who have read the books: 

Me: okay, so do we like girls?

My sexuality: uuuuuuuuuhhh yeah probably maybe probably kinda maybe

Me: do we like guys?

My sexuality: sbbsvsnakshsnsb uummmmm no I don’t think so but maybe but look but babsbsbajdjsje

Me: um, then do we like non-binary people?

My sexuality: Uuuuhhhhh yeah probably maybe but uuuhh maybe probably maybe maybe

Me: do we even want any romantic relationships????

My sexuality: uuuuuuuhhhm maybe maybe not uugshsnakkwa probably but not but yeah but hsbsbqnskkdosksn

Me: well do you know if we want any sexual relationships?

My sexuality: weeellllll uuuhhhh yeahhh but definitely not but probably maybe but no but anbsbsnkaka

Me: fantastic, thank you you have been absolutely useless