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The Signs As Patrick Stump's Tweets:
  • Aries:Nah, my book would be called "I Suck At Being Famous," and it'd be all my insanely awkward interactions with celebrities.
  • Taurus:Think of a swear. Then, feel obligated to be polite and hold back that swear. Only then does the "Holy smoke," truly happen.
  • Gemini:I was trying to be there for 4/20 bro...but I got like...late.
  • Cancer:Yeah! I'm at least an adult chicken right?
  • Leo:Dear St. Patrick, thanks for the name. I happen to like it. Sincerely, Patrick.
  • Virgo:When you have a bad day, a really bad day, try and treat the world better than it treated you.
  • Libra:That's really up to the fanfics I think.
  • Scorpio:Don't quit that day job you don't seem to have...
  • Sagittarius:Hey world, hope you're having a good one (and if not, hang in there).
  • Capricorn:The world can suck, sure. Mostly though it's a blank canvas. If you want to see something brighter in it, you might have to add it yourself.
  • Aquarius:CONFESSION: I'm actually kind of glad Pete stopped wearing eyeliner.
  • Pisces:The songs know. I didn't see though. It was...you know. Dark.