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  • Me, 7 weeks ago: Ah, I really hope the fanservice isn't too invasive and fetish-y. I mean they look good together but it's sort of tiring to see queerbait and absolutely no pay-off...
  • Me, now: Ah, I really hope Victor and Yuuri choose a nice location for their wedding and honeymoon, I mean there are so many beautiful places in the world to choose from...

This isn’t my fucking week…

The job I really want loses my ONLINE application.

I have to pay $800+ out of pocket for rent and I don’t have a job to gain money back so I’m practically broke.

And my glasses fucking broke, not a huge deal, but I’m basically blind. I can’t see two feet in front of my face so I’m fucked.

If anyone feels generous my PayPal is

Anything will help. I hate asking and I’m so sorry.

here’s the Rogue One Prediction based on my tfa experience:

rogue one comes out. chirrut/baze and bodhi/cassian immediately explode across the internet, spawning hundreds of pieces of fanart and fanfiction every day. jyn/cassian is less loved because het ships don’t have the same mass appeal (especially if one of them is a person of color) but a sizable amount of people ship them regardless. people start watching tcw for saw gerrera and discuss fancasts for steela (his sister). you can’t go anywhere without seeing wholesome posts about the heroes and the cast. and it’s great for like a week

then discourse starts about people’s lazily stereotypical portrayals of the movie’s characters of color in fanworks. the beast, jyn/krennic, rears its ugly-ass head as shippers frantically try to defend their ship against the disgusting antis. edgy fans worship the empire officials rather than the members of the rebellion. all the while galen/krennic insidiously lurks in the background.

after two more months nobody does anything with chirrut, baze, bodhi, or cassian anymore, because they don’t know how to maintain their interest in characters of color or ships involving characters of color. galen/krennic becomes the biggest ship on ao3 with over 1000 more fics than the previous top ship. everyone changes their urls back to xXsteverogers69Xx. the pure age of rogue one is over. we block the grossest shippers and settle in to wait for episode 8

Opening Texts in an LDR
  • Me: *Opens Skype with shaky hands* *sees 6 new messages from dominant*
  • Me: *Talking to stuffies* Okay guys, we can do this. I'm gonna read all these messages without getting worked up! *Opens chat*
  • Sir: Hi baby doll.
  • Me: *Shuts off phone screen* *Screeches happily, wiggling about* Gahhh he called me baby doll. *Grabs pillow and hugs it close* *Turns screen back on and continues to read*
  • Sir: I liked that outfit you showed me. You're so pretty.
  • Me: *Shuts screen off again* *Grabs every stuffie on my bed, heart pounding* Lord, I'm such a coward, but I'm gonna need all of you to read these messages. *Opens messages again*
  • Sir: I miss you like crazy.
  • Me: *Screams into my pillow*
  • Sir: I love you to the moon and back darling.
  • Me: *Falls onto bed exhausted and happy before replying with way too many emojis*