monsters inc quote

  • Tracer: Athena, my dear and beloved A.I, tell me which one of the bad guys it’s gonna get its arse kicked today?
  • (Petition denied)
  • Athena: Oxton! You didn’t file your mission reports last night.
  • Tracer: Alas, those stupid reports, wouldn’t it be easier if it all just blew away?
  • (Orders get printed)
  • Athena: Like your molecular structure isn’t? Do not let it happen again.
  • (Lena smirks and struggles to take the paper out from the printer)
  • Tracer: Exactly… uhm… well… I’ll try to be less… careless.
  • Athena: I’m watching you, Oxton, I’m always watching
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  • [Steve and Sharon are on a date]
  • Steve: You know, just the other day someone asked who was the most beautiful person in the whole world. You know what I said?
  • Sharon: What did you say?
  • Steve: I said… *sees Bucky outside the window* Bucky?
  • Sharon: Bucky?!
  • Steve: No! No, that's not what I was going to say!
  • Sharon: Steve, you're not making any sense.
  • Steve: I-I mean… sure he's handsome, he's rugged-
  • Mark: *On a date* You know, just the other day someone asked who was the most beautiful person in the whole world. You know what I said?
  • Cristina: What did you say?
  • Mark: I said ... *sees Kieran out window* Kieran?
  • Cristina: Kieran?!
  • Mark: No! No that's not what I was going to say!
  • Cristina: Mark you're not making any sense.
  • Mark: *babbling* I mean sure he's handsome, he's rugged-
Pixar reality
  • Pixar, 1995: What if toys had feelings
  • Pixar, 1998: What if bugs had feelings
  • Pixar, 2001: What if monsters had feelings
  • Pixar, 2003: What if fish had feelings
  • Pixar, 2004: What if superheroes had feelings
  • Pixar, 2006: What if cars had feelings
  • Pixar, 2007: What if rats had feelings
  • Pixar, 2008: What if robots had feelings
  • Pixar, 2009: What if dogs had feelings
  • Pixar, 2012: What if Scotland had feelings
  • Pixar, 2015: WHAT IF FEELINGS HAD FEELINGS
  • [Anakin and Padme are on a date]
  • Anakin: You know, just the other day someone asked who was the most beautiful person in the whole world. You know what I said?
  • Padme: What did you say?
  • Anakin: I said… *sees Obi-Wan outside the window* Obi-Wan?
  • Padme: Obi-Wan?!
  • Anakin: No! No, that's not what I was going to say!
  • Padme: Anakin, you're not making any sense.
  • Anakin: I-I mean…sure he's handsome, he's rugged-