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Ok why cishet masc men all the same my brother only drinks monster energy and then chews the cans its so unsettling. Like what is going on in that brain.

“I am ten times bigger than you” I say to my cat as I sit uncomfortably to avoid moving her even slightly from her spot on my bed.

“I could just pick you up and move you” I protest, while not doing that.

my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing

Jin’s Strawberry Peach Shake: a healthy and cute pink colored shake made with strawberries and peach yogurt

Suga’s Affogato: vanilla gelato and a double shot of espresso for a bittersweet taste

J-Hope’s Hot Apple Cider: spiced apple cider to give you a warm and comforting feeling

Rap Monster’s Passion Fruit Tea Lemonade: a careful amount of both sweet and tart with a nice gradient

Jimin’s Gelato Float: vanilla gelato and craft soda for when you’re in the mood for something sweet and bubbly

V’s Oreo Vanilla Latte: a detailed drink with a taste that will leave you speechless

Jungkook’s Fruit Tea: a combination of many flavors with an unexpected taste

a fever you can’t sweat out is the strangest album ever wtf were 4 teenage boys doing creating an album inspired by cabaret and writing lyrics about adultery and sanctity of marriage and prostitution like chill guys go scratch your balls and drink a monster or something

anonymous asked:

Do the guys drink? Cause I thought they didn't? That they stopped?

The boys drink in their free time. We even know their alcohol tolerance.  In a fan meeting, J-hope even answered a fan’s question about BTS drinking ranking (alcohol tolerance):  1.Suga  2.Jin 3.Jimin 4.Rap monster 5. Jungkook 6. V 7. Jhope

Well, In Bon Voyage S2 Ep3 Suga slept with a bottle of wine next to his bed, Jin was ready to give up his food for vodka and Rapmon bought beer for the whole team. So nop, the boys are still drinking.

Why was Monster energy drinks like the choice beverage of both motocross white boys and scene kids in screamo garage bands….how did that demographic overlap