monster-of-rock

“Korg, the rock monster played by Taika Waititi himself, is one of the funniest characters in the movie, and introduces himself with a rock, paper, scissors joke when he first meets Thor.

But there’s more. At the end of the film, we see that Korg has accidentally crushed his blade-armed alien gladiator friend, thinking he killed him. Though the alien wakes up, the joke there probably sailed over everyone’s head. Rock beat scissors.

And if you want to go deeper than that, Korg explains to Thor how he tried to start a revolution but failed because he didn’t print enough pamphlets. Paper beat rock.

This is just too good. Too damn good, Waititi. Amazing.”

from Paul Tassi’s “Five Brilliant Hidden Jokes in Thor: Ragnarok”.

the signs as lady gaga eras

The Fame: Scorpio, Libra, Pisces
her sexualized perception of fame woven into dance beats

The Fame Monster: Leo, Capricorn
her gothic glam rock phase that brings out the monster in all of us

Born This Way: Aries, Sagittarius
her badass dance techno phase that shows that there are no limitations

Artpop: Aquarius, Gemini, Virgo
her bare-all, empowering EDM phase that truly makes everyone a queen

Joanne: Cancer, Taurus
her warm, mellow soft-rock phase that highlights her exposure 

edit: forgot “the fame monster,” my bad

Lance: Oh man you guys should’ve seen the sea monster we fought!!! 
Hunk: Oh! My lion got a good picture of it! Look!

Lance: Oh yeah that is pretty good!!
Keith, pulling out this picture:

Keith: What did you uh…. what did you guys do with that sea monster?
Lance: Oh, Hunk totally crushed it!! With a big rock!! Haha that monster didn’t even see the rock coming!
Hunk: Haha yeah it was pretty great
Keith: yOU Ki lLed N ESS  iE

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i was asked to participate in @blackmagiczine AHH !! so honored!!! here’s a crop of my submission on the bottom, and doodles of the characters at the top. they’re supposed to be a monster girl rock band (centaur, dragon, mermaid)! check out black magic zine’s tumblr for more info on the zine!!!

i imagine centaur girl is the leader of the group, dragon girl is really shy and sweet, and mermaid girl is kinda wild and crazy.. and she also can breathe air i guess shhh

there are countless reasons why I love “30 Rock,” but one my top 5 reasons is because they had Mary J. Blige as a guest star and she perfectly deadpanned one of the show’s best throwaway lines: “My Mary J. Blige Foundation is celebrating its 10th year of searching for the Loch Ness Monster.”