monster stuffs


I want a legend of zelda game where Link is being tricked the entire time.

“Oh defeat this great evil guarding the temple!”
*you really are killing the guardian of the temple preventing the darkness from getting into it*

Zelda shows up throughout the quest to try and put you on the right path, but whenever she does the evil person appears too and prevents her from speaking to you.  

You see all these beautiful temples and they always have monsters and stuff in them that are evil.  I want to see them being protected!  


“He is the beginning of what would eventually become the Rebel Alliance.” Dave Filoni

The signs as Monster Factory monster descriptions
  • Aries: looks like a human goldfish cracker
  • Taurus: looks like darth maul undercover at a high school
  • Gemini: looks like if you saw someone who you suspected of being two kids standing on each others’ shoulders and then you ripped away the trench coat and it was one single human person
  • Cancer: looks like the movie the fly, if instead of a fly in the chamber with jeff goldblum it was like a big bowl of pasta salad
  • Leo: looks like a ghost chef boyardee
  • Virgo: looks like someone cut their face out of a magazine, is a human ransom note
  • Libra: looks like they’re from a dark version of gift of the magi where they sold their face to buy a gift and their wife bought them like, a face scarf
  • Scorpio: looks exactly like benedict cumberbatch
  • Sagittarius: looks like one of those optical illusions; can you see the other face in this face?
  • Capricorn: looks like they’re holding a bundle of dry spaghetti but the spaghetti is them
  • Aquarius: look likes they’re being permanently pinched by two grandmas
  • Pisces: looks like the crypt keeper is trying to sneak into a rave in the old west