monster humor

Ok, so, the gang is getting chased by a ghost yeti through the world’s longest abandoned saw mill.

Seriously, the place is like a mile long and one perfectly-straight line. It just keeps going and going.

Freddy: “Watch out, he’s right behind us!”

They run off screen, and then–

–we see the bad guy, who is, in fact, right behind them.

Freddy: “Quick! Behind those logs!”

Um… Fred? 

If he’s mere feet behind you, in an otherwise-empty building with perfect sightlines, isn’t it almost physically impossible for him to not see y–

…oh.

Never mind, I guess.

Ol’ Scoob saw a ghost, which flung him from a bathtub into the basement, and then chased him around. Oh noes!

He tells Fred and Shaggy about it, but after checking the bathtub…

…they get really incredulous, cheesed off, and don’t believe him.

Fred says, angrily, “You’ve sure got some imagination!”

Meanwhile, Scooby’s all like

“Uh… guys? Remember earlier this season?”

“Y’know, with the possessed suit of armor… and the haunted castle… and the glowing scuba diver… and the creepy miner… and the dognapping shaman guy… and the blue-faced ghoul… and the giant ape man… and the living puppets… and the hypnotizing clown… and the second castle full of monsters… and the petrifying mummy… and the witch’s zombie… and the ghost pirates… and the alien specter with a haunted airfield of clones?”

“…is a ghost and a bathtub really where you draw the line of believability?”