The “upgrade” then “fuck go back” memes are the most accurate thing ever about the monster high reboot. The detail that I love about monster high is so gone. Like I could handle the lighter more soccer mom friendly designs if they have us less budget dolls and just better quality like they used to. Go back to freak du chic. The sister line ghoul fair was really simple dresses but Howleen has cute shoes with balloons on them and her dress is a solid pattern with a little mesh strap detail. And she’s fully articulated for a monster high doll. I’m not saying not have the $5 budget dolls just don’t make everything the $5 budget doll.
The “Monster High Deluxe Bus” is finally up on Mattel’s site for pre-order. For a mere $74.99 this plastic gem can be yours. Let all of your ghoul’s wildest fantasies about growing up to be Barbie come to un-life on 07/27/17.