Falling asleep alone but waking up with him. He doesn’t like staying out late for work, but definitely makes up for it with warm cuddles
This man cannot cook but will try his very best to impress you with plenty of home cooked meals and other little labors of love
Sometimes when he’s drunk he really can’t keep all the horrible things he’s seen, and all his fears from spilling out. He’s always afraid you’ll leave because of he’s such a unreliable wreck. Just hold him tight. He’s a sensitive guy and needs love and support.
Big on PDA, no mater the time or the place if he gets the urge to kiss and cling to you it’s going to happen
Acts really confident and serious during lewd acts but will fall apart if you give him attention
Seb’s a detective. He almost always a pair of handcuffs on hand. No need to say anything else.
Dating Joseph would involve:
He is such a dork and will try to be really formal and polite the first few months you are dating. A bit old fashioned and always a gentleman.
Working at the KPD is overwhelming but with your support he feels like he can do anything
So passionate it’s rather infectious. Seeing him get excited about a movie/book/whatever seems to rub off on you even if you have zero knowledge/investment in what he’s obsessing over
Loves receiving PDA. Hoh boy its wild how reactive he is to every little touch. He’s a bit loud though, so maybe save it for home and not at the station.
He’s so soft spoken and gentle but he is fucking strong. It’s almost frightening when you see him work with an axe to cut wood. Wouldn’t want to be on the wrong end of that.
Soft cinnamon roll in the streets, total freak in the sheets
Dating Ruvik would involve:
First and foremost is his work. If you really are serious about being with him, be ready to lend a helping hand in the lab
PDA is a no go at first. He’s not too self conscious about his burns but still doesn’t like being touched or exposed for prolonged periods of time. gradually he’ll come to enjoy holding hands and hugs, but it’ll take some trust.
Ruvik is petty as fuck and will hold grudges. Expect small acts of revenge (nothing lethal or really harmful) in the strangest of places.
His version of ‘talking dirty’ is using very detached and scientific observations to describe the situation he has you in and what he plans to do you. Don’t expect your actual name to be used. You are just another test subject after all.
While he doesn’t seem to care and appears cold at times, he is trying so hard to be a better man. While they are few and far between, he will make grand gestures to try and show how he really feels.
Dating Laura would involve:
Sneeking out in the middle of the night to see her at the Victoriano mansion
She is so soft and beautiful but she is such a fighter. She has a strong spirit and will do anything to protect what she believes in and you are constantly amazed by her sheer resolve
She will always blush really hard if you compliment her, without fail. She says she doesn’t like all the flattery but really she holds everything you say close to her heart
She will sing until you fall asleep, and loves writing small songs about you
She isn’t super confident with PDA, so you’ll have to make the first move. With some reasurement that you love being seen with her she’ll get much more daring with handholding/kissing in public
The last gift you receive before the fire from her is a small locket with a picture of the both of you inside.
Dating Stefano would involve:
Art. 24/7. You’ll never not be hearing about his art or other artists that he admires.
Stefano is rather private about how his art is made and doesn’t divulge many details, but loves the fact that you constantly ask how he does it.
Will never ask you to model for him. Don’t take it personally. He just wants to keep you all to himself. The world doesn’t deserve to see the true face of his muse.
Not super into PDA but he does leave plenty of marks in the bedroom. No public displays are needed for other people to know that you’re taken.
Stefano might take a few pictures now and then when you don’t realize he’s watching.
Despite his smug and superior attitude, he does have a good heart (most of the time) and always is someone you can depend on
Might like having you depend on him just a little too much…
Dating Tatiana would involve:
Team mom will do everything in her power to make you feel safe and loved
Not the best at expressing affection out loud and usually comes off as sarcastic but man is she a sap for writing poetry for you
She tries to maintain a small ‘garden’ in her office so she can give you bouquets when pretty flowers are in season
Middle of the road when it comes to PDA. Either no physical contact whatsoever or she goes full force.
She’s a dom. Sorry I don’t get to make the rules
She loves spoiling you with gifts
Dating Reborn Laura would involve:
General disclaimer, watch out for those nails
You were sure the thing was going to maul you the first time you encountered it, but soon the resemblance between the creature and your deceased lover makes sense
It’s hard to tell if this Laura remembers you or not, but you aren’t dead yet so that’s got to count for something
No need to fear the other creatures of STEM when your significant other is top of the food chain
Dating Haunted Joseph would involve:
It’s never clear if he wants to kiss you or eat you
So many bite and scratch marks.
Despite his aggressive nature, Joseph seems to have brief moments of lucidity in which he frantically apologizes for what he’s done to you.
Possessive and nasty as fuck. It’s not beneath him to openly take out his aggression on other Haunted so that any and all monsters will keep away from you and him.
Returning his affections will calm him… temporarily
Dating The Keeper would involve:
B i g boy
Expect to be carried in his arms or over his shoulder everywhere
Honestly the best at hugs and cuddles
The tentacles that sprout from the inside of his safe are a bit frightening but they seem to help The Keeper sense his surroundings and gradually become less scary.
Cant really kiss but will bend down to softly press his head against yours to show affection
Look you will probably die if you attempt lewds. If you are so determined to bang the Keeper just take it slow for your own sake
Dating Obscura would involve:
Loves cuddles but she doesn’t really realize that the size difference might be a bit hard on her human
Touching her ‘face’ makes her purr, just avoid smudging her lens!
Loves bringing back gifts and random things she finds in STEM. Some of these things are more pleasant than others…
Stefano is protective of his sweet Obscura. Don’t piss him off.
Obscura especially loves ‘surprise hugs’. Try not to have a heart attack when she drops from the ceiling to engage in some PDA
The reason behind humanity's immortality in 17776 is entirely unimportant. It's simply a tool used to explore the facets of human nature in a situation where the biological imperative to survive and reproduce has been entirely removed, leaving behind a world with nothing but leisure, and how we, both as individuals and a species, deal with the reality of true immortality in an empty universe.
Me, who has seen all three episode of Polygon's Fallout 4 Monster Factory™:
She Has Finally Escaped, and has cursed us all with Her terrible gift