monster energy

  • Walmart: watch a mother spank her kid in public
  • Target: watch a white kid scream down the aisles while the mother does nothing
  • K-mart: watch kids break shit. Where are their parents?!!!1?
  • Walgreens: watch pimple faced kids purchase Monster energy drinks with crumpled up dollar bills
  • Best Buy: watch kids beg their mom for something and pitch a fit.
  • Big-lots: who the fuck even shops here??
  • Sears: watch no one. No one shops at Sears this store is dead.