monster cells

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SPORE #1

Ça doit faire genre 10 ans que je rêve de dessiner mes progénitures faites sur le jeu Spore (au stade cellule parce que c’est le meilleur <3) donc c’est pas trop tôt ! J’avais envie de travailler la lumière et l’aquarelle, et je me suis essayé au style des “petits traits” :)
PS : c’est pas un pénis, c’est que la tige qui porte sa lanterne est très épaisse.. Bon ok ça a fini par ressembler quand même

this is the thing no one tells you about monsters
about real monsters
they don’t lurk in your closet
or hide under your bed
but they still manage to come out of the shadows when you least expect them to
they don’t live in darkness
they don’t thrive in the nighttime
real monsters walk around in broad daylight
unaffected by the burn of the sun
they don’t need to hide in the shadows
they stalk
and they prey
while it’s still light out
so they can see you better

no one tells you that real monsters don’t look like monsters
because their fangs are hidden behind soft smiles
and their claws are hidden behind warm touches
real monsters hide behind bright eyes
and dimples
and messy hair
real monsters look like the boy you’ve known since second grade
real monsters look like your neighbor who greets you on your way to school every morning
real monsters look like your babysitter
real monsters look like police officers
real monsters look like someone you should have been able to trust
they look like someone you did trust once
they look like someone who broke that trust the same way they broke you

real monsters will rip you to shreds with the same hand that once held yours
real monsters will smother you with the same arms that once hugged you
real monsters will sink their teeth into you and suck all of your blood out of your body until there is nothing left
until you are nothing
and they will leave you rotting on the floor
knowing that no one will come to help
they will watch you die
watch as they slowly kill you
they will cover your corpse with traces of them that only you can see
so you can never prove that they killed you in the first place
real monsters are not convicted
real monsters are never convicted
real monsters will convince a jury that they did nothing wrong
real monsters will smile as the judge says “not guilty”
knowing that those two words killed you even more than they ever could
real monsters roam the streets knowing that they have won
knowing that they will see the inside of you once again before they ever see the inside of a jail cell
real monsters are so scary that they make you wish the boogeyman really did live under your bed
instead of right down the hall
—  m o n s t e r s
(cc, 2017)

Gerard talking dirty to Y/N:
“I wanna put my dragon in your dungeon.”

“But, Gee, it’s such a big monster. Can the cell walls even contain it?”

“Maybe if I cast water magic to make the walls very wet….”

“Roll an ability check, baby.”

askkillroy  asked:

Hey man I just watched through monster musume and I know you're a huge fan of it and I just have to ask what world would you want to be in that universe or the DBZ universe?

If its just me as I am now then the MONSTER MUSUME universe in a heartbeat!

I mean think about it, I love DBZ but Theres always some fuckin villain Destroying stuff or eating people and I dont want to end up like those poor SOB’s

Originally posted by neogohann

Originally posted by rains-hand19

I’d only join DBZ if I got a Saitama-esque powerup since Im human

But Monster Tiddie land

Originally posted by comradeprozac

I’d JOIN IN A HEARTBEAT

On Silicon

Consider that, in the Underground, the monsters have computers. And cell phones.

Consider further that their only source of highly processed silicon-type parts is the Waterfall garbage dump.

Consider who had to be repairing these items.

Also consider that typically once a modern phone or computer has experienced liquid damage, the internals are considered permanently wrecked and a board replacement is typically the only option.

Conclusion: Alphys is a f&$%ing genius.

kendrasaunders  asked:

Skyeward + "What happened doesn’t change anything."

She wakes up aching, with a thudding pain in the back of her head. Everything is too bright and blurred. She can feel dirt beneath her fingers and she can’t really remember how she got here.

‘Skye,’ someone says. A hand slips under her head to hold it up from the ground. 'Are you awake?’

Ward. It’s Ward’s voice. He’s here to protect her, like he always does.

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anonymous asked:

Leo / Piper friendship headcanons please? But only if you have time.

  • They have Pixar movie marathons on a regular basis
  • They dress up as Jessie and Buzz from Toy Story for Halloween one year (and Leo totally performs this scene from TS3 as flamboyantly as possible)
  • Leo tries to teach her Spanish and Morse Code
  • She picks up Spanish pretty quickly, since it’s not that different from French
  • But Morse Code is a disaster
  • In turn, Piper tries to teach him how to surf
  • He almost drowns so many times they end up making a sand castle instead
  • They make a habit of moving everything moveable in Jason’s cabin just one inch over on a very irregular basis so he doesn’t catch on and is slightly confused and annoyed whenever everything seems off
  • They’re pretty evenly matched at video games
  • Playing against each other, neither can take it seriously and they end up doing dumb stuff just for the heck of it and laughing so hard they can’t breath
  • But playing against other people
  • They dominate
  • No mercy 
  • No survivors
  • They’re also the Ping Pong champions of CHB
  • Piper helps Leo through his insecurities and loneliness
  • Sometimes by talking through it so he has a chance to open up and be honest about his feelings,
  • Sometimes by acting as his assistant while he makes a new invention and letting him explain every single part and its function to her so he can see how smart and talented he is,
  • Sometimes by just laying on the ground and staring at the stars for a while, holding hands or sides pressed together so he can feel the presence of another person and know he’s loved
  • Leo tells her about the guilt he has about his mom’s death, even after destroying Gaea
  • So Piper leads him through “firebending” exercises (a la Avatar: The Last Airbender) to help him feel in control of it and make him more confident that he won’t accidentally hurt anyone with it
  • On that note, they also binge-watch ATLA and the Legend of Korra together
  • Another Halloween, they’re Korra and Mako
  • Leo helps Piper reconnect with her dad
  • Her dad loves Leo and the three of them (sometimes four, if Jason isn’t too busy with Pontifex stuff) will get together in New York or California and just spend the day together
  • No monsters, no movie star stuff, just simple family/friend fun
  • Leo starts inventing monster proof cell phones/monster repelling jewelry/weapons that collapse and are more easily hidden to make it easier for demigods to live outside of camp
  • They come up with the best vegetarian recipes and plan on opening a restaurant/cafe/food truck someday
  • In the meantime, they volunteer at shelters and rec centers for kids who don’t have families/whose families don’t care about them or can’t give them the attention they need
  • They find a few demigods that way, and help a lot of mortal kids too