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Moon Signs & How to Hurt Them

*comedic purposes*

If you’ve ever held a grudge on a moon sign, quick rundown:

Aries: tell them they’re mediocre at the thing they do best

Taurus: call them liars

Gemini: can’t hurt Satan, sorry.

Cancer: “nobody likes you”

Leo: “your opinions are wrong and you’re getting bald”

Virgo: “wow, aren’t you getting plump?”

Libra: “all your friends actually hate you and you look like a crackho”

Scorpio: don’t.

Sagittarius: “your tastes in indo-european abstract literature are for children” / just look at them and laugh whenever they say something actually fascinating

Capricorn: “you’re never going to be good enough”

Aquarius: call them basic.

Pisces: “my pets hate you”

This is the first half of the art collab I did with @pictorch-art !  ♥  sketch was by me, finished product by her!

The sketch below the cut and the pose/character idea is mine  but she turned it into something beautiful!! <3 All the credit of the coloring/lines goes to Hanna!! Check out her blog! 

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The signs as Asylum Characters
  • Aries: Kit Walker
  • Pieces: Lana Winters
  • Taurus: Sister Judy Martin
  • Aquarius: Alma Walker
  • Scorpio: Dr Oliver Thredson
  • Virgo: Sister Mary Eunice
  • Sagittarius: Grace Bertrand
  • Gemini: Pepper
  • Capricorn: Monsignor Timothy Howard
  • Leo: Dr Arthur Arden
  • Libra: Shelly
  • Cancer: Mother Superior Claudia

FLASHPOINT JASON TODD IS A PRIEST.

A MONSIGNOR BY THE LOOKS OF THOSE BUTTONS EVEN.

MSGR. JASON PETER TODD, A PRIEST FOREVER AFTER THE ORDER OF MELCHIZEDEK

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