monroe hoe

but but but - when Kieren and Simon meet in the graveyard and are talking about ephitahs, after Simon says the “I balanced all, brought all to mind…etc.” bit he says “That’s what I WOULD HAVE WANTED” so what if that wasn’t what he got???? What if his asshole dad just put something like “Oh Simon Monroe, he was a hoe, he will be buried by the snow” or some shit and Simon has never quite got over that fact.