monroe high school

Me about the HSM Reunion

“We’re all in this together”
EXCEPT FOR FUCKING ZAC EFRON WHO APPARENTLY ISNT A WILDCAT ANYMORE

People always ask me if I feel dumb for dropping out. Well let’s get this shit straight, Marilyn Monroe, Jim Carry, Seth Rogan, John Travolta, Roseanne Barr, Gisele bundchen, Charlie sheen, Robert downy jr, eminem, Hilary swank,Johnny depp, Ryan gosling, Nicholas cage, Walt Disney, were all drop outs and are doing or did just fine in life!

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Chief Editor Zoe Monroe takes to twitter in an attempt to garner the general attitude about Lexa’s transfer and discovers three things:

  1. Monty Green is the kindest person on the planet
  2. Jasper Jordan is the epitome of a straight white male
  3. Clarke Griffin is salty

GROUNDER GAZETTE: A RIVALRY FOR THE AGES

As the school year approaches, Arkadia is looking to have one of it’s most exciting football seasons for quite some time. In what is looking to be Arkadia High School’s most important season in school history, we Grouders are graced with one of the best rivalries known to locals. Recently transferred to Arkadia (as announced in the previous issue of the paper), Lexa Woods may be our only hope against the ruthless prior champion and Vikings Captain Ontari Queen. The game will definitely be one to look out for, especially since both Woods and Queen will be seniors this year, and will doubtlessly want this last season to be their best…