Evan is so good at board games. Like, monopoly? All the hotels and shit. Connect four? "I just won, Jared." "wHaT hOw" "Right there" "oh" Game of life? He's rollin in it and has the best house and car. He has no mercy and no chill when it comes to board games.
i just wanna be domestic with michael clifford. cheesy shit like cooking dinner together, watching movies together, going food shopping together, going to the beach together, meeting up with his or my family on weekends, hanging out with each other’s friends, beating each other up over video games and monopoly. holy shit i’m so sad, someone get me michael asap
once, a stubborn gentleman
stumbled at seven am
in one unusual morning
upon a pile of unicorn shit.
he thought that from now on
his life fortune is ensured.
no more or less
than two hundred goosebumps
on his pale skin running with godspeed
in endless dreams. after one hour a rainbow
colored ballon exploded with a notable puff in his stomach.
he started to vomit politely
in one of his feeble pockets the following ones:
a kaleidoscope of candies,
monopoly games, emerald stones,
pink lollipops, magic monkeys
and some kind of esoteric bluff that
he couldn’t decipher at all for the love of god.
the stubborn gentleman was very conservative in his believes.
he was a devoted christian
and the head of an aristocratic family.
he had three little children he saw only in weekends.
in the rest of the week
he was busy with the church, the bank
and generally important crap.
he didn’t believe in dauntless ghosts or pink lollipops.
the mother of his lonely children left our world three years ago.
he trusted in god and he feared satan.
he didn’t believe in children dreams
or pixies tripping on poisoned shrimps.
so now you understand
why he was so perplexed
as he puked all the unusual stuff,
he observed the magic monkeys
sipping children stories between their trembling toes.
he thought he was dreaming a long time forgotten dream.
he poked his noble nose hard three times in repeat,
but the scenery didn’t change a bit.
he murmured a hallelujah and a humble prayer
between his porcelain teeth,
rolled north and south, east and west
his blood injected eyes one more time
before he succumbed into the darkness
that enveloped his heart flutter for the last time.
one minute later he woke up in la la land
playing alone monopoly games under a pile of unicorn shit.
and that’s it. this’s the unbelievable story of our stubborn gentleman.
ps: i’ve no idea what happened with the lonely kids
but i bet a sweet tempered family
took them under velvet,