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One piece thread #1  Most badass

Not in a speacial order. Just for fun, don’t take it too serioulsy. 

-ROGER 

Let’s go ruin the world babay 

He uses Shanks for cleaning his clothes. 

Fucks the game just by smiling. 

Everyone talk of him even 20 years after his death. 


-NEWGATE 

Because 1 or 2 children is too mainstream 

Die standing because he even fuck Satan

One punch and you will cry your mama 

Even Shanks was not really okay when he met him.


-SHANKS 

Random walk in a war in short pants and sandales

Even Sengoku and Akainu shut their mouth when he speaks 

Eat the badass badass fruit. 

Mess with Kaido sometimes. And just after, stop a war. 


-MIHAWK

Could kill Shanks but nah he is too stupid for him

too great to be associated to a armless carrot

Nearly kill zoro with a butter knife.

Destroys ships when he gets bored.


-KAIDO 

Eats supernovas and admirals for breakfast

Likes to jump 10 000m because why not

Use Eustass Kidd has is mascot


-TEACH

Steal others devil fruit because one is too mainstream

Eats Whitebeard commander for breakfast


-AKAINU

Eats Ace for breakfast

Eats Newgate at lunch time

Likes to destroy Akainu leg when he is bored 


-BIGMOM

Thousand of children because 1 is still too mainstream

Eats even human

Marrying his children just so she can have more wedding cakes.


-GARP

Will fuck Akainu during his sleeps

Best grandfather ever

Every body find him stupid

Name his son Dragon.


-MARCO

Because being a simple bird is too mainstream

Will eat Teach with barbecue sauce

Looks like a pineapple but Shanks still wants to fuck him.


-FUJITORA

Can clean your room in 5 seconds

This world is shit, don’t wanna be a part of it

Fuck you Akainu


-LAW

Cuts mountains in two because he can.

Likes to steal others heart. 

He also steal my heart. 


Enough for today !

anonymous asked:

i like to think dragon would approve of lawlu. (meanwhile garp is absolutely horrified and calls his son just to yell at him for leading luffy into law's arms)

dragon would be silently approving from afar like give ‘em hell you two

ahahaha yes omg just the revolutionary base starts to get a shitload of dendenmushi calls all of a sudden and they’re all from garp freaking out

omg sabo finding out and going into meltdown because he’s not there to protect his baby brother from the big scary surgeon ahahaha

Strange things they do alone

Portgas D Ace

Originally posted by matthewhubbard


Marco 

Originally posted by haidaspicciare


Trafalgar Law

Originally posted by expertinawkward


Eustass Kid

Originally posted by jonnoir


Monkey D Luffy

Originally posted by logotv


Monkey d garp

Originally posted by cara-s-fan


Shanks (I’m too fabulous for that shit)

Originally posted by you-so-fucking-dumb

You know, the funniest thing about this is the high probability that they know Sabo’s alive. Which most likely means that Sabo was in the paper.

CAN YOU IMAGINE GARP’S REACTION TO SEEING THAT LIKE “WHAT SABO IS ALI-FUCKING HELL IS HE A MEMBER OF THE REVOLUTIONARY ARMY WHY DID ALL MY ADOPTIVE CHILDREN TURN INTO SUCH TROUBLESOME HOOLIGANS?!?!”