monkey wife


Modern Freyja → in Norse culture, Freyja was a goddess associated with fertility, magic, love, war and death. Described as a benevolent goddess, she helped with the harvest and taught gods and women the ancient sexual magic of seiðr. Through this, she has been associated with the Valkyries, and is said to have taken up to half of the souls who died in battle as her own warriors. Her appetites for pleasure were great - Loki at one point accused her of having shared the bed of every god and elf in Asgard, even her own brother - but when she married Óðr, she became the embodiment of marital fidelty. When her husband was gone to war, legends say she cried tears of gold from longing for him.

the overwatch characters, basically

bastion = a friend = sample text

genji = ass

hanzo = tiddies

junkrat = trashrodent

lucio = the smol

mcree = I T ’ S

mei = wife #1

mercy = “heroes never die” [ dies ]

pharah = just fuck me up

reaper = ow the edge

reinhardt = grandpa but also daddy

roadhog = shaped like a friend

soldier 76 = see reinhardt

symmetra = ?

torbjorn = ???

tracer = plot twist, the cavalry isn’t here

widowmaker = get it away from me

winston = my gym partner’s a monkey

zarya = wife #2

zenyatta = how deep? balls deep

Rape Culture in OUAT, or why you can’t pick and choose what is and isn’t sexual assault

The argument about rape culture in OUAT often comes down to “Who’s the worst villain?” which is troubling when it is a very real and prevalent aspect of the show. And when people start arguing that well, this villain does this and that one did that, it diminishes the fact that OUAT continues to perpetuate lack of consent as normal and acceptable.

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“(Husband) Back when our kids were little we were raising 78 animals in our 34 pyeong (1,209 sq/ft) sized apartment.”
“What? 78 animals?”
“(Husband) Right, that’s only counting the animals we were raising, not the people.”
“What kind of animal can you raise 78 of? Like what kind of animals were they?”
“(Husband) Tropical fish. Haha. But, I’m not lying. We didn’t only have tropical fish. We also had a pair of parakeets and about 80 plants. Ah, I almost forgot one. We had a monkey too, a moving stuffed monkey.”
“(Wife) That…was a living thing?”

“(남편) 예전에 애들 어릴 때 살던 34평 아파트에서 동물을 78마리나 길렀었어.”
“네? 78마리요?”
“(남편) 응, 사람 빼고 기르는 동물만.”
“무슨 동물이 78마리나 돼요? 어떤 동물이었는데요?”
“(남편)열대어. 하하. 근데 거짓말 아니야. 열대어 뿐만이 아니고 잉꼬새에 자라 한쌍도 있었다구. 그리고 키우던 식물만 80여개 였어. 아, 하나 빼먹을뻔 했네. 원숭이도 있었어, 움직이는 장난감 원숭이.”
“(아내) 그게.. 생물이야?”