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In Honor of Earth Day 2017: PBS Nature’s Ask Box is now open for the next round of Tumblr’s IssueTime on Conservation and Climate Change!

NATURE  is so excited to work with Tumblr and the wonderful scientists, biologists and filmmakers who’ve agreed to be on our panel so that you can learn more about the environmental issues we’re currently facing.  Dig deeper into the issues with full episodes of NATURE, now streaming!

The Panelists:

Arnaud  Desbiez  is a conservation biologist who has been conducting research in the Brazilian Pantanal since 2002. He has worked on topics ranging from sustainable use of  resources  to  species  ecological  research and community  development  programs. In  the  Brazilian  Pantanal,  his  work  focused  on  the interaction  between  native  and alien  species, the sustainable  use  of  forage  resources  and  the  ecology  of  several mammal species.   In 2010 he started and now coordinates the Pantanal Giant Armadillo Project. Arnaud is featured in our most recent episode, Hotel Armadillo.

Patrick Gonzalez is Principal Climate Change Scientist of the U.S. National Park Service and a Visiting Scholar at the University of California, Berkeley. A forest ecologist, he conducts applied research on climate change and works with national parks to adapt resource management to climate change. Patrick has conducted and published field research on climate change in Africa, Latin America, and the United States and has served as a lead author for the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC), the organization awarded a share of the 2007 Nobel Peace Prize. Watch our recent episode about the challenges facing Yosemite, now streaming!

Chris Morgan is an ecologist, conservationist, educator, TV host/narrator and film producer specializing in international bear research and conservation. For more than 20 years, he has worked as a wildlife researcher, wilderness guide and environmental educator on every continent where bears exist. Chris  has narrated 13 films for Nature and was host and narrator for Siberian Tiger Quest as well as being the featured character in Nature’s three-part series ‘Bears of the Last Frontier.’ In 2015, he was also host and narrator for Nature’s Three-part ‘Animal Homes’ series and was featured in ‘The Last Orangutan Eden.’ Learn more about Chris’ story with this interview we conducted with him.

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Joe Pontecorvo is an award-winning producer, writer, and cinematographer. For the past two decades, he has traveled the globe; tracking Siberian tigers in the Russian Far East, living among grizzlies in the wilds of Alaska, and following orangutans through Indonesia’s peat swamp forest. All told, he has produced 14 broadcast documentaries for multiple networks, including National Geographic, Discovery Channel, and PBS. For his most recent project before ‘Yosemite,’ PBS Nature’s ‘Snow Monkeys,’ Joe and his wife, Nim Pontecorvo, spent nearly two years filming a troop of Japanese macaques in Japan’s Shiga Highlands. Go behind-the-scenes into the making of that film here.

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Happy Earth Day! Check back Saturday for answers! 


Cary Grant, born Archibald Alexander Leach

(January 18, 1904 – ∞)

I’ve often been accused by critics of being myself onscreen. But being oneself is more difficult than you’d suppose.


900 posts! Go Jamie!!!🎉🎉🎉

(Also the first pic is Jamie’s first post of this wife in like June 24th 2013. Now his most recent one today, in September 13th 2017 with the character Monkey from the play Journey to the West! It’s an amazing play and was yet another collaboration between Damon and Jamie! So go listen to the soundtrack album called Monkey Bee and check out to videos about the play! I know this sounds like I’m a sponsor something but I’m honestly not. I’m just trying to get the play out there. Since there’s a lot of new fans and they haven’t heard it! Sorry about the rambling tho!!!;^;;;)

This Is How It Goes, Our Life Together | Act 2 | Various x MC

Week 2 

Friday: Act 2 (nsfw)


He doesn’t have time. There’s never enough time. Mitsunari will be the one to find him, and he will hear his feet plodding down the hall, each step a clanging reminder that he needs to draw his hands away, look professional, and leave. He’ll do it too, because it’s his duty. But each time will feel like knives cutting into his skin, so painful will the separation be, until there’s only red sliding down and down and down from his arms and oozing onto the floor.

You won’t be much help either, with the way you slide your kimono back into place and run shaky fingers through your hair. What a shame to have to cover up all that skin, he’ll think, and a heat will begin a slow liquid dissolve into his loins. It won’t quite banish the sudden weariness he feels from being away from you, but he will take pleasure in imagination when he finally settles in for Nobunaga’s war council.

He has time in his mind. You are his wife. Anytime and anyplace he wants. Here, if he liked. His imagination runs wild and torrid, and from his place in the hall among important men he will picture himself smiling as he comes across you writing at your table. A curious attachment will seep in while watching the flick of your wrist translating into cautious penmanship, until the desire in his heart and the heat in his gut overflows his senses. He will go to you then, taking down that amazing hair, and watch your hedonistic lashes quiver as your locks shuffle in a cascade to the floor.

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Modern Freyja → in Norse culture, Freyja was a goddess associated with fertility, magic, love, war and death. Described as a benevolent goddess, she helped with the harvest and taught gods and women the ancient sexual magic of seiðr. Through this, she has been associated with the Valkyries, and is said to have taken up to half of the souls who died in battle as her own warriors. Her appetites for pleasure were great - Loki at one point accused her of having shared the bed of every god and elf in Asgard, even her own brother - but when she married Óðr, she became the embodiment of marital fidelty. When her husband was gone to war, legends say she cried tears of gold from longing for him.

immortal-domain  asked:

Could you write a scenario where Samon's female s/o tries to tell him he's going to be daddy?

oooo I live for Samon requests XD For this scenario (since it’s kind of pregnancy scenario) I will be using she/her pronouns! If you would like a gender neutral version please ask!

 (Name) didn’t know what to do. She was pregnant, for sure. But she hasn’t told her husband Samon because she didn’t know his opinion on kids. Samon loved kids, but she didn’t know if they were ready to be parents, especially since Samon is gone for almost 15 hours everyday for work. 

(Name) finally swallowed her fear and decided. She was gonna tell Samon that she was pregnant today.

Samon came home a little earlier than usual. He managed to finish all his paperwork in time and left Rokuriki with deal with the inmates. 

When he walked into the dining room of their shared apartment, (Name) was sitting at the dining table, staring at some food that she made for dinner. Samon was startled, as his wife looked solemn.

“(Name!) Did something happen?” Samon said, with a slight tinge of worry in his voice. “Actually, I need to tell you something” (Name) said softly, raising her head and taking a deep breath.

Samon was terrified now. Was she gonna divorce him or something? Maybe she found out she’s sick? Maybe-

“I’m pregnant”

Samon was shocked initially, and quickly recovered as he walked towards his wife and hugged her, littering her with kisses. “Really? I’m gonna be a dad?” he whispered, nuzzling his orange-green head against his wife’s chest while going on his knees to be at the same height level as his wife. “Yeah, monkey!” she said, laughing when her husband started kissing her belly. “You’re gonna be a great dad!”. 

(Name) was glad that her husband was happy about it. She was nervous to hear his response. Suddenly, she felt something wet drop on the shirt.

“Samon, are you crying??”

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the overwatch characters, basically

bastion = a friend = sample text

genji = ass

hanzo = tiddies

junkrat = trashrodent

lucio = the smol

mcree = I T ’ S

mei = wife #1

mercy = “heroes never die” [ dies ]

pharah = just fuck me up

reaper = ow the edge

reinhardt = grandpa but also daddy

roadhog = shaped like a friend

soldier 76 = see reinhardt

symmetra = ?

torbjorn = ???

tracer = plot twist, the cavalry isn’t here

widowmaker = get it away from me

winston = my gym partner’s a monkey

zarya = wife #2

zenyatta = how deep? balls deep

Rape Culture in OUAT, or why you can’t pick and choose what is and isn’t sexual assault

The argument about rape culture in OUAT often comes down to “Who’s the worst villain?” which is troubling when it is a very real and prevalent aspect of the show. And when people start arguing that well, this villain does this and that one did that, it diminishes the fact that OUAT continues to perpetuate lack of consent as normal and acceptable.

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“(Husband) Back when our kids were little we were raising 78 animals in our 34 pyeong (1,209 sq/ft) sized apartment.”
“What? 78 animals?”
“(Husband) Right, that’s only counting the animals we were raising, not the people.”
“What kind of animal can you raise 78 of? Like what kind of animals were they?”
“(Husband) Tropical fish. Haha. But, I’m not lying. We didn’t only have tropical fish. We also had a pair of parakeets and about 80 plants. Ah, I almost forgot one. We had a monkey too, a moving stuffed monkey.”
“(Wife) That…was a living thing?”

“(남편) 예전에 애들 어릴 때 살던 34평 아파트에서 동물을 78마리나 길렀었어.”
“네? 78마리요?”
“(남편) 응, 사람 빼고 기르는 동물만.”
“무슨 동물이 78마리나 돼요? 어떤 동물이었는데요?”
“(남편)열대어. 하하. 근데 거짓말 아니야. 열대어 뿐만이 아니고 잉꼬새에 자라 한쌍도 있었다구. 그리고 키우던 식물만 80여개 였어. 아, 하나 빼먹을뻔 했네. 원숭이도 있었어, 움직이는 장난감 원숭이.”
“(아내) 그게.. 생물이야?”

My dash needs more activity so you all know what that means: time to follow more blogs! So if you post any of these:

  • Doctor Who
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  • Friends
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  • Sherlock
  • The Good Wife
  • Person of Interest
  • Hannibal
  • Pride and Prejudice
  • Hunger Games
  • Harry Potter
  • Game of Thrones
  • Arctic Monkeys
  • The Killers
  • Jake Bugg
  • (500) Days of Summer
  • V for Vendetta
  • How to Train your Dragon
  • Mulan
  • X-Men: First Class
  • Inception
  • Ruby Sparks

like or reblog this post and I’ll check your blog. If I like it, I’ll follow you (don’t get offended if I don’t, my opinion is not that important). Some new followers would be great too. Have an amazing day and happy new year!

((So I’m gonna show my shitty OC skillz and post my pilot OC I did))


Age:as a robot, 3, but built as a young adult (17,18)

Bio:created for testing purposes to see how depression may effect someone in certain situations and how they solve them, she was created and sent to testing.
In these longer tests she was given some thing or someone that made her happy for a long period of time, a month or a week;
She was given enough time to get calm and settled, before the scientists took it away, snapping at her and saying that she had did something wrong. More shorter ones are having a friend of hers come in and yell at her, saying things that could scare a child and most likely make a adult break down into tears at the very mention of worthlessness and how they were a mistake, to see if that element of depression has any effect on her efficiency to solve problems and to counter an argument.
It got to such a point she rarely ever spoke to anyone, let alone move. They considered shutting it down, putting her away in storage and forgetting about it, until the day they came to do just that and found an empty cell along with a knocked out guard.

Likes: music, tattoos, social events (ie. Fairs, conventions, etc.), camp fire (any fire, really, she thinks it looks cool), social justice in media, comics, old movies, sympathy, stuffed animals (it’s a guilty pleasure to snuggle with em when she’s sad)

Dislikes: calm atmospheres (afraid of something bad happening), being ignored by a friend, being forgotten about, people getting bullied, depression, people who think depression is a joke, silence, being alone, moths, bees, worms, cows, llamas, cacti, squids, blood (the idea of being filled with a liquid makes her squeamish), and, of course….
Horses (she heard they can kick you in the face and bite your hand off so she thinks they’re the fucking devil tbh)

—————answers to some stuff———————

“How does she have hair if she’s a robot?”
It’s synthetic hair (like doll hair)

“Why is she afraid of all those dumb things?”
Moths are spaztic and make her scared and frantic

Bees in swarms, actually, she doesn’t mind one bee if it’s on its own.

Worms are slimey and she had a bad thought out of the blue of having worms all around her, squirming and stuff, she thinks it’s nasty.

Cows have milk inside of them which is dispensed through holes in their gut. Pretty disturbing to her.

Llamas spit. That is all.

Cacti have sharp needles and just make her a bit too cautious with them so someone else doesn’t get hurt.

Squids are just fucking freaky as shit

And the last two are explained.

“Why is she blue?”
Why not?

“How did you even think of this?”
A experiment I learned about through youtube from the 1960s where a scientist who just came back after suffering crippling depression from loosing his wife, had monkeys, stripped away from their mothers, put in cages and not played with.
Soon they’d stay still, the once healthy monkeys just…/stopped/
You can learn more about it on youtube or google, it’s interesting but terrible.