monkey poop

I do this for a living: full-body motion capture studios.

We set up a studio in a tropical country this week.  There were problems we had not considered.  

It was so humid it rained indoors.  A monkey broke in and pooped on things.  

The signs as things that would be better than Donald Trump

Aries: a dead fucking leaf

Taurus: the creator of Jumanji

Gemini: Spock

Cancer: Steven Universe himself

Leo: bubble wrap that has already been popped

Virgo: Donald Trump’s hair

Libra: a piece of poop that won’t flush

Scorpio: The Shredder

Sagittarius: a Subaru Outback

Capricorn: a garbage can

Aquarius: a comical amount of cabbage

Pisces: a monkey

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“My neighbor was a bit older than me, and he was allowed to chew bubblegum. I couldn’t do that as five-year-old. He was allowed to wear hair gel, too. I wanted to be him a little bit.”

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CONFOUND THAT SPEED RACER

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WHAT TERRIBLE LUCK SERIOUSLY i_i

EATING A DEVIL FRUIT IS THE WORST THING EVER
IT ALREADY TASTES LIKE CRAP 

AND THEN TO FOREVER BE CRAP AFTER EATING CRAP

NOT TO MENTION THAT YOU CANT SWIM ONCE YOU EAT A DEVIL FRUIT EITHER SO THEN NOT ONLY WOULD YOU BE CRAP, YOU WOULD BE A SINKING CRAP


THATS JUST CRAP



FOR onecattrashcatband

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I KNOW THAT SONG

 BECAUSE SHANKS USED TO SING IT

BROOK USED TO PLAY BINKS SAKE ALOT WHEN WE FIRST MET HIM AND WHEN HE BECAME OUR NAKAMA 

SO THAT IS WHY I HAVE DRAWN HIM LIKE THIS IN THIS PICTURE BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT I REMEMBER HIM LIKE WHEN HE PLAYED BINKS SAKE ALOT

THE END
BY LUFFY


FOR thejumpingmushroom :D :D :D

finding-meme-o  asked:

Hi OMG can u pls write headcanons about a patrochilles zoo date it would be adorable

  • achilles’s favorite part of the zoo is the lions, he drags patroclus to see them as soon as they get there even though it’s all the way across the zoo from the entrance. they have to stand there and wait for like 20 minutes until one of the lions finally roars and achilles lets them go on to other habitats
  • they go to the reptile house, and patroclus gets freaked out by the snakes and lizards and achilles thinks it’s hilarious. he’ll occasionally slip behind patroclus and make hissing noises just to see patroclus jump
  • in payback patroclus makes achilles buy him ice cream but joke’s on him because achilles was going to do that anyway what nerds
  • pointing out weird-looking animals and saying “look it’s you!” !!!!
  • patroclus loves the monkeys because sometimes he looks at them and sees the traces of the evolutionary link between mankind and apes, but also sometimes the monkeys throw their own poop at each other. it’s the best of both worlds. he explains this to achilles, who laughs, probably a lot harder than he should
  • daring each other to see who can lean further over the fence into the tiger habitat until a zoo employee makes them stop!!
  • “i was going to win though”
    “achilles, you were going to fall over. you were 2 seconds away from being mauled by tigers”
    “yes, but i was going to win”
  • later in the afternoon the zoo gets crowded. patroclus grabs achilles’s hand so he doesn’t lose him in the throngs of people, and achilles starts rubbing his thumb on the underside of patroclus’s wrist, and patroclus has to stare intently at the elephants to keep from shoving achilles against a wall and making out with him, on only their second date, and surrounded by elementary school kids on field trips
  • when they’re leaving, achilles pulls patroclus aside, and says in his most serious voice: “i’m not lion when i say i really like you, do you want to go out with me again?” and patroclus is like “oh my god that was TERRIBLE, it’s a good thing you’re so pretty. see you friday night”