“I came home with my meat. I had the front of his body I liked best. His monkey [penis] and pee wees [testicles] and a nice little fat behind to roast in the oven and eat. I made a stew out of his ears – nose – pieces of his face and belly. I put onions, carrots, turnips, celery, salt and pepper. It was good.
Then I split the cheeks of his behind open, cut off his monkey and pee wees and washed them first. I put strips of bacon on each cheek of his behind and put them in the oven. Then I picked 4 onions and when the meat had roasted about ¼ hour, I poured about a pint of water over it for gravy and put in the onions. At frequent intervals I basted his behind with a wooden spoon. So the meat would be nice and juicy.
In about 2 hours, it was nice and brown, cooked through. I never ate any roast turkey that tasted half as good as his sweet fat little behind did. I ate every bit of the meat in about four days. His little monkey was a sweet as a nut, but his pee-wees I could not chew. Threw them in the toilet.”
- Serial killer Albert Fish describes cannibalising four-year-old Billy Gaffney, who he murdered in 1927
Watch this NOW. It has to do with Mark, monkeys, coffee spillage, and FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDIES!!!! (and yes markiplier your fans did find this) I can’t wait to see the videos coming from this!!!! This has brought me happiness for like the rest of this year!!!!
“Okay Mulder, but I’m warning you, if this is monkey pee, you’re on your own.” -Scully Taurus:
"Don’t try and threaten me, Mulder. I’ve watched presidents die.” -Cancer Man Gemini:
“Look, you have my files and you have my gun, don’t ask me for my trust.” -Mulder Cancer:
“Hey Scully, check this out. Mango Kiwi Tropical Swirl. Now we KNOW we’re dealing with a madman.” -Mulder Leo:
"Ah, you got to love this place. Everyday is like Halloween.” -Mulder Virgo:
“In my book, I’d written that Agent Scully falls in love but that’s obviously impossible. Agent Scully is already in love.” -Phillip Padgett Libra:
“I’m sorry… But, you have something I need.” -Leonard Betts Scorpio:
"Hey Scully, is this demonstration of boyish agility turning you on at all?” -Mulder Sagittarius:
"You know, they say when you talk to God it’s prayer, but when God talks to you it’s…schizophrenia.” -Mulder Capricorn:
“Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they’re not out to get you, Scully.” -Mulder Aquarius:
"You and your pretty partner seem awfully close. Do you work well together?” -Robert Modell Pisces:
“I’m driving. Why do you always have to drive anyway? Because you’re the guy? Because you’re the big, macho man?” -Scully
Albert Fish was a sadistic child killer and pedophile, and he loved to write obscene letters about what he had done to his victims.
In one letter, he recounted the abduction of a 4-year-old boy named Billy Gaffney, leading him to a city dump.
“I took the G boy there. Striped him naked and tied his hands and feet and gagged him with a piece of dirty rag I picked out of the dump. Then I burned his clothes. Threw his shoes in the dump. Then I walked back and took the trolley to 59 St. at 2 A.M. and walked from there home.
Next day about 2 P.M. I took tools, a good heavy cat-o-nine tails. Home made. Short handle. Cut one of my belts in half, slit these half in six strips about 8 in. long.
I whipped his bare behind till the blood ran from his legs. I cut off his ears- nose- slit his mouth from ear to ear. Gouged out his eyes. He was dead then. I stuck the knife in his belly and held my mouth to his body and drank his blood.
I picked up four old potato sacks and gathered a pile of stones. Then I cut him u. I had a grip with me. I put his nose, ears and a few slices of his belly in the grip. Then I cut him thru the middle of his body. Just below his belly button. Then thru his legs about 2 in. below his behind. I put this in my grip with a lot of paper. I cut off the head- feet- arms- hands and the legs below the knee.
This I put in sacks weighed with stones, tied the ends and three them into the pools of slimy water you will see all along road going to North Beach. Water is 3 to 4 ft. deep. They sank at once.
I came home with my meat. I had the front of his body I liked the best. His monkey and pee wees [i.e., penis and testicles] and a nice little fat behind to roast in the over and eat. I made a stew out of his ear- nose- pieces of his face and belly. I put onions, carrots, turnips, celery, salt and pepper. It was good.”
when i was like 12 i went to the zoo with my fam and i saw this raccoon gently clapping and when i looked closer i realized it was trying to squish mosquitoes and that was like one of the cutest things i’ve seen my whole life