monkey pee

  • Aries: Miley Cyrus' twerking craze.
  • Taurus: Justin Bieber leaving his pet monkey in Germany and peeing in a mop bucket.
  • Gemini: Lindsey Lohan's falling down during the 2000's.
  • Cancer: Brittany Spears' umbrella-swinging and bald-headed meltdown.
  • Leo: Jennifer Lawrence falling during the oscars.
  • Virgo: Justin Bieber throwing up during a performance.
  • Libra: Kayne West interrupting Taylor Swift's speech.
  • Scorpio: Everything about Amanda Bynes.
  • Sagittarius: Charlie Sheen's Two and a Half Men downfall.
  • Capricorn: The Paula Deen scandal.
  • Aquarius: Nicki Minaj calling Miley Cyrus out during the VMA's.
  • Pisces: Beyonce's hair gets stuck in a fan.

Watch this NOW. It has to do with Mark, monkeys, coffee spillage, and FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDIES!!!! (and yes markiplier your fans did find this) I can’t wait to see the videos coming from this!!!! This has brought me happiness for like the rest of this year!!!!

the signs as my favorite x files quotes;

aries: “ Hey, Scully, is this demonstration of boyish agility turning you on at all?” 

taurus: “ Sir, have I pissed you off in a way that’s more than normal? ”

gemini: “ Did you learn about wind in kindergarten? “

cancer: “I would never lie. I willfully participated in a campaign of misinformation.” 

leo: “ I’m a pain in the ass to work with.” 

virgo: “ Sure, fine, whatever.” 

libra: “ Mulder, toads just fell from the sky!” “ I guess their parachutes didn’t open.”

scorpio: “ If coincidences are coincidences, why do they feel so contrived?” 

sagittarius: “ I was thinking of having an NY tattooed on my ass to commemorate the Yankees’ World Series victory.”

capricorn: “ Okay, Mulder. But I’m warning you, if this is monkey pee, you’re on your own.”

aquarius: “ One more pun and I pull out my gun.”

pisces: “Dear Diary: Today my heart leapt when Agent Scully suggested spontaneous human combustion.”

The Signs as X-Files Quotes

Aries: “Okay Mulder, but I’m warning you, if this is monkey pee, you’re on your own.” -Scully
Taurus: "Don’t try and threaten me, Mulder. I’ve watched presidents die.” -Cancer Man
Gemini: “Look, you have my files and you have my gun, don’t ask me for my trust.” -Mulder
Cancer: “Hey Scully, check this out. Mango Kiwi Tropical Swirl. Now we KNOW we’re dealing with a madman.” -Mulder
Leo:  "Ah, you got to love this place. Everyday is like Halloween.” -Mulder
Virgo: “In my book, I’d written that Agent Scully falls in love but that’s obviously impossible. Agent Scully is already in love.” -Phillip Padgett
Libra: “I’m sorry… But, you have something I need.” -Leonard Betts
Scorpio: "Hey Scully, is this demonstration of boyish agility turning you on at all?” -Mulder
Sagittarius:  "You know, they say when you talk to God it’s prayer, but when God talks to you it’s…schizophrenia.” -Mulder
Capricorn: “Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they’re not out to get you, Scully.” -Mulder
Aquarius: "You and your pretty partner seem awfully close. Do you work well together?” -Robert Modell
Pisces: “I’m driving. Why do you always have to drive anyway? Because you’re the guy? Because you’re the big, macho man?” -Scully