monkey drinking

yo jimmy get your freestyle ready

All my life I want monkeys and pirates……
Drink my milk or cry from teletubbies show….
I pray my dog get big as the Eiffel Tower…..

TLSP DRINKING GAME

i was bored

At a party? Bored? Wanna get a nasty hangover the next day? Boy have I got he game for you!

*LIVE VERSION*

Take 1 shot every time:
-they play Le Cactus
-they play Moonage Daydream
-Alex touches his own butt

Take 2 shots every time:
-Alex runs around stage like a maniac
-Miles mouths along to the songs
-Alex says some weird stuff
-they play Totally Wired

Take 3 shots every time:
-they play Is This What You Wanted
-Alex is wearing a shirt with a strange sentence on it
-Miles wears a tracksuit
-they have a guest (Cam Avery, Johnny Marr, etc)

Take a big sip of said drink every time:
-Alex and Miles do something gay (ie hold each other, share the microphone, etc)
-they introduce the rest of the band
-Alex falls/rips his pants/drops the mic

Just drink all the alcohol you have every time:
-Alex forgets the lyrics
-they play an AM song
-you’re watching the Rock En Seine show


*NON LIVE VERSION*

Take 1 shot every time:
-Alex says something poetic af
-it’s only Miles singing
-it’s a cover

Take 2 shots every time:
-the song’s clearly about sex
-Alex hits a really high or low note
-their voices crack

Take 3 shots every time:
-the song isn’t about some girl
-the song isn’t about romance in general

Take a big sip of said drink every time:
-Miles sings more than Alex
-Miles swears

Just drink all the alcohol you have every time:
-they mention a guy
-it’s acoustic