monkey and the bug

Harry and Arlo.

just a lil something.. single dad Harry is just too adorbs!!

Harry and Arlo.

“No monkey, please don’t do that.”

Harry placed Arlo in her den. He was tired, he was thirsty and a little peckish but Arlo’s needs came first, his current issues were not so important.

“Dada, naa na?

“I know you want a na na, bug, but daddy really needs for a wee.” Harry spoke so gently to Arlo, although he knew that didn’t understand half the things he muffled on about. But Harry still carried on.

“I’ll be 5 seconds.” He told her and rushed to the toilet. Jogging back, Harry soon found a den with an open gate and no Arlo inside. His eyes darted around the room.

She’s so tiny, she could be anywhere, she’s always beating me at hide and seek.

Harry sighed softly and tried to think rationally, where would his 13 month old daughter be?

“Arlo, monkey.. bug..” he started, leaving a pause in each nickname Arlo has. 

“It’s not funny to be hiding from Daddy.” Harry said his voice a little stretched but nowhere near abrupt. 

He walked around the living room filled with every toy you could think of. Harry looked under the sofas, in the toy boxes. “Monkey.” Harry said every now and then. “Bug, please, daddy really doesn’t like this game anymore.” Harry tried to calm down, but he hated the fact that his precious baby girl, was out of his sight.

Ten minutes.

Harry couldn’t hear anything, alarm bells ringing in his head, giving him a slight nauseous feeling and possible migraine, he needed to sit down.

“Arlo, daddy doesn’t want to play anymore, he’s feeling kinda icky and needs a big cuddle from his love bug.”

The little patter of footsteps and muffles of laughter became louder and louder, turning his head to the door of his bedroom he saw her, running towards him chewing those chubby little fingers that he loves to hold whenever he can.

“Da da.”

Her long golden-y brown locks bouncing slightly in the air. Her piercing blue eyes looking him dead on.

 Arlo was hers. Harry knew it, and so did she.

“Yeah well, things are a little ‘tough right now, s’tryna find the uh, perfect outfit for Arlo’s birthday, and s’yeah I know… - s’this just means the albums gonna be on a… ‘spose the word is ‘pause’ for ‘the uh, uh time being.” Harry said into the phone, he was warming up Arlo’s milk in the microwave. He looked back to his laptop screen and continued to scroll through various items, occasionally looking at his emails.

The other end shrieks down the phone, Harry moves it away from his ear. “S’well if ya gon’ s’talk to me like ‘at, I’m s’not gonna listen, s’look… It’s ‘meh daughter’s birthday, and I’m taking time off, to be with her, simple as that, s’this just uh s’not as uh im- important anymore, she is, Arlo is.” Harry put down the phone and just sighed.

He bent down and picked the toddler that was sitting at his feet, up, and kissed her. 

“S’just you and me, bug.” 

AoEx Casts’ Trip to the Zoo w/ Their S/O! 

(No one requested this but I went to the zoo yesterday ya’ll and yeah XD ^^’ )

Rin Okumura! 

  • practically jumping/bouncing around with excitement!
  • the sharks scare him x’c 
  • but he loves the panthers and the tigers!! 
  • coos to Kuro that Kuro’s better than any panther ever could be tho 
  • (cause Kuro got jelly that Rin was so excited to see a panther XD ) 
  • is just completely in awe of everything 
  • really wants to eat at the zoo cafe

Yukio Okumura! 

  • enjoys strolling around the park with his S/O
  • doesn’t rush around to see anything and always reads the informational signs and stuff 
  • hums quietly to himself and that’s when you know he’s completely relaxed 
  • was honestly surprised at how big the anteater was??? 
  • he had no idea they were so big 
  • also likes to tell you any cool tidbits of facts the knows about whatever animal
  • like: “Did you know that a mantis shrimp can punch with the force of a 22 caliber bullet?” 

Ryuji ‘Bon’ Suguro! 

  • honestly came for the monkeys
  • (they’re his favorite animal to be qh) 
  • he was so excited and happy when he finally got the see the monkeys 
  • he’d acted all tough and silent, holding your hand the whole way
  • but now
  • he’s so relaxed and he’s laughing and pointing and is so excited 
  • you point at the male monkey and is like: “That’s you babe.” 
  • and he laughs and points at the mama monkey: “Yeah? Well that’s you.” 
  • You: “Ew - the one eating the bugs?” 
  • Bon: “Yup. That one.” 
  • You: “Is that our baby monkey?” 
  • Bon: “Yes! That’s our baby monkey!” 
  • ya’ll stand there for a while watching the baby monkey run around and swing about and climb up everything 
  • it was honestly really cute and exciting

Shima Renzou! 

  • is not really interested in the zoo?
  • but since you wanted to goooo
  • there ya’ll are 
  • he laughed and joked about with you and ya’ll got to see a lot of things 
  • and eventually 
  • ya’ll got to the bird house 
  • and he never wanted to leave?
  • it was so nice? 
  • he loves the flamingos?
  • they’re his family
  • *strikes a pose with one leg up like a flamingo so you’ll take a picture of him standing near the flamingos* 
  • probs prints it out later and puts it on the wall 
  • (along with multiple cute pictures he’d snapped of you throughout the day)
  • (one of which is you eating ice cream and trying to get out of the shot - but he was too fast! (its his favorite one cause your blushing and smiling and he thinks its soo cute)) 

Konekomaru Miwa! 

  • “They’re just big cats Y/N!” 
  • you know how he feels about cats 
  • so ya’ll eventually venture to the lions den 
  • and he lights up as soon as he hears the lions 
  • and he takes off running to the edge of the fence and leans on it 
  • (please don’t fall in the zoo pits) 
  • he’s in AWE 
  • he loves them so much 
  • he takes pictures of them on his phone 
  • and he records one of the lions roaring 
  • its so cute to see him be so carefree and happy 

Kinzou Shima! 

  • this asshole
  • got in a fight
  • with a boar
  • it had been sleeping peacefully in the closed section of the petting zoo
  • it was closed off for a reason 
  • (the boar is very ornery) 
  • and Kinzou wanted to pet it soooo bad 
  • so he’s leaning over the gate and he’s reaching and he’s huffing and puffing and groaning and straining to try and touch this sleeping animal 
  • and he grabs the poor thing by the tusk and he didn’t mean to pull? 
  • but he pulled
  • and it woke up startled and pissed off to some blondie almost practically in its pen? 
  • so it just kinda…
  • charges
  • and the pen was just wood sooo
  • it smashed out of there and chased Kinzou all the way back to the door 
  • (he apologizes quietly to you later on for ruining your time at the zoo, its obvious he feels bad about it) 

Juuzo Shima! 

  • was happy to take you to the zoo
  • even if he feels like he’s too grown to be going to such a place 
  • wasn’t in a rush to go see everything 
  • held your hand/put his arm around your shoulder for most of the time 
  • chuckled quietly as he watched you get excited for the animals and whatnot 
  • he thought it was the sweetest thing 
  • the peacocks scared him 
  • they were allowed to roam freely and the followed ya’ll around for a bit just…screaming 
  • it gave him nervous laughter 
  • (which was honestly kinda funny) 
  • ((also he was blushing cause everyone was looking at the screaming peacocks - which means they saw that the peacocks were screaming at ya’ll - which means all eyes on ya’ll which embarrassed him))
  • he really wanted to hold a baby kangaroo
  • really badly (but then the peacocks scared ya’ll away from there XD )

Shura Kirigakure! 

  • isn’t used to going to such a…family oriented place
  • but she shrugged it off nonetheless and kept going 
  • ya’ll went through the aquarium section first 
  • and when ya’ll were exiting someone offered to take ya’lls pictures in front of a green screen 
  • so of course ya’ll do 
  • she holds the tickets for the pictures all day 
  • whether she’s holding them in her hand or in her mouth depends on the situation 
  • but she really wanted the pictures of ya’ll 
  • for reasons she’s not even sure of herself 
  • or just not willing to admit 
  • but after ya’ll look at everything and go everywhere 
  • she finds the photo pick up place 
  • and she laughs so hard at ya’lls pictures (in a happy/good way!) 
  • she pays for them and smiles looking at them when ya’ll are heading home 

Shiemi Moriyama! 

  • is shocked and surprised and so happy but also so nervous??
  • she’s never been to the zoo before..
  • needs a little reassuring that the animals are happy and well taken care of here 
  • but once she’s over that - she starts smiling more 
  • relaxing 
  • she’s laughing and just genuinely enjoying being there with you 
  • she really loves the reptile house 
  • she loves all the snakes and the turtles and the lizards and iguanas 
  • Shiemi: “Y/N~ I made a friend!”
  • You: “Is it a snake friend?”
  • Shiemi: “Yeah~! It’s a rattlesnake - come look! Quick!” 
  • *she leans to one side and the snake follows her and then she leans to the other side and it follows her that way too* 
  • she’s laughing and she’s so happy and its obvious that she really likes this snake 
  • (wants to take the snake home but honestly she knows better so she sadly exits the reptile house with you when you insist that there’s more to see) 

Izumo Kamiki! 

  • its not like she WANTED to go to the zoo or anything
  • (she did and she was really excited the whole time even though she tried to act like she was unimpressed) 
  • honestly she really had to hold herself back whenever she saw something small and cute
  • like guinea pigs or bunnies or fruit bats 
  • she also really liked watching the wolves/foxes/coyotes 
  • she propped her elbows up on the railing and watched them for a while
  • she was completely lost watching them
  • completely dazed 
  • she thanked you later for taking her there while blushing and shoving a gift bag at you from the gift shop 
  • (she bought you a sweater with the zoo logo on it) 


  • really likes learning about the zoo and all the creatures in it
  • HAS to look to everything 
  • never puts his map down 
  • even when he’s looking at the animals to see what they’re doing 
  • REALLY LOVES the touch tank!! 
  • he high fived a stingray?? 
  • it was so cool?? 
  • he’s really excited about it (even if you can’t tell) 
  • he tells his brother all about it later 

Mephisto Pheles!

  • he feels like he’s leading a class field trip 
  • (even tho its just the two of you) 
  • ((Its his natural state of mind now))
  • he amusedly watches the animals go about their day in confinement 
  • and he amused-ly watches you get excited over many things 
  • and it makes him happy 
  • the red panda was his favorite thing that ya’ll saw 
  • it was sleeping tho 
  • so he couldn’t wake it up 
  • but it was good 
  • he got you a stuffed animal red panda from the gift shop

anonymous asked:

Grease monkey! Tyler Hc! I cannot get that image out of my head oml, I will give you anything! (btw, I got the idea from a tumblr post a while back, and it's been bugging me ever since)

Ahhhhhh omg grease monkey Tyler, i need it

- He has one of those jumpsuit things when he’s at work
- But when he’s at home working on his baby (shhh he’d totally be one of those guys if he was a gearhead) he wears muscle tanks and jeans that are all covered in grease and worn through in some places
- He has his dream, muscle car (his baby) and then he has his driving around car
- There’s always a hand towel hanging out of his back pocket
- He smells like motor oil and soap
- He’s got oil smudged all over his face
- It’s probably in his hair too tbh
- Very messy boi
- Loves talking cars with people
- Lots of Ford v Chevy arguments (Idk if he has an irl preference but I’d bet he’s a ford guy due to the history of Ford cause he’s a NERD)
- Also Lamborghinis v Ferraris 
- He’s super smart and loves putting cars together and taking them apart
- It’s like a huge puzzle for him and he loves it
- Probably did drag racing when he was younger 
- V strong from hauling tires around and other heavy things
- (also he probably makes out with you on the hood of his car, or in the back seat of his car)


Hi !

I recoded an important part of the game, the physics and the graphic part ! I also added some new things for the graphic part, a fisheye effect / Barel distortion ;)

I wanted to show you some of the bugs i got working on the fisheye effect ;)

Here’s the fisheye effect with a high coefficient :)

And here’s the effect in the game, softer, cause I don’t want the players to throw up on the game haha

From now, I’ll try to work seriously on the game on weekends and to show you the progress :D

End of Discourse: Death and Just Stay Dead - My thoughts on the Halo series as of 2017 Part 1

Okay so a couple weeks ago, @the-great-mighty-dick and our friendly Discord group got into a little hassle with some 343i fans over the present direction the Halo series is taking.

On their side, they believe all the new lore is fantastic and 343i are doing a great job at expanding the series.

On our side, we believe that 343i has no idea how to write a good story without ham-fistedly explaining everything in order to justify the lore.

Before we begin, let me say that I’m not going to solely just trash 343i, as I believe that if they actively gave a shit, we could actually have a good series that is a worthy follow up to Bungie’s legendary trilogy (including Reach cause GODDAMN is Reach a fucking amazing game).

So here we go, my two cents on why I believe that Halo should have ended after Reach.

Let’s jump back to the year 2001, Halo Combat Evolved has just been released and whew boy do people love it. I remember loving every moment of it (except the fucking Library), Looking back, I realize now that Halo CE is just Aliens but on a giant space donut, not that that’s a bad thing, Aliens is amazing. The story is concise and simple, but it leaves some mystery to the Forerunners and the rest of the Human/Covenant war.

Move to 2004, Halo 2 comes out and HOLY FUCK is it a broken unfinished mess of a beautiful game. Halo’s story becomes more than just Aliens! Now there’s monkeys and bugs trying to kill you, along with smelly space zombies. Again, and this is a point I stress, the story is concise and doesn’t require extended media knowledge to understand what the fuck is happening (though it does end on one bad cliffhanger).

3 years later, Halo 3 comes out and it’s the end: You’ve broken the covenant, the elites are your buds now, Gravemind is spouting some bullshit, and Truth is a bitch. Basically the best buddy-cop movie ever, Chief and Arbiter go on a rip-snorting adventure and wrap things up nicely, even if the game has one of the weakest character deaths in video game history (*COUGH*MIRANDA*COUGH*), it’s still a solid story with AN END. A DAMN GOOD END. Halo 3′s ending is like some nice frosting on a delicious green cake, it seals things together and leaves you with an upset stomach, but goddamn are you happy you had it. I’m not gonna lie, H3′s ending made me super sad to see Chief just drifting off in space, but it was a perfect circle for the trilogy: Start in a cryotube, end in a cryotube. For those who haven’t seen Halo 3′s final cutscene, take a fuckin look babe:

That’s how you do a powerful ending. The hero doesn’t always have to return. Not every question has to be answered. Mystery is OK!

I’ll skip over ODST, since it’s just a side story.


I’m sorry I just really love Halo Reach, it just feels so much like Bungie’s final love letter to their fans and it’s nearly flawless. Reach started out as extended media over the course of Halo 1-3, and we finally got to see how it all went down, even though we knew how it had to end.

Okay going on a tangent here, but there are honest to god 343i fans that say Halo Reach is an emotionless game. Excuse me did you fucking play it at all? Each level gives you a glimmer of hope and then snatches it away at the last second, reminding you that no matter what, you’re going to die. George and Six destroy the Super Carrier and hooray, but uh-oh here comes the rest of the fleet which immediately begins bombarding the planet and destroying so much, making George’s sacrifice almost pointless. Oh look you finally regrouped with Noble Team after watching a bunch of civilians die, OOPS THERE GOES KAT. JUN RUNS OFF LIKE A BITCH (yes I know it was his job) AND CARTER DIES IN A BLAZE OF GLORY, AND THEN EMILE GETS SHANKED AND YOU’RE THE LAST ONE LEFT. YOU WATCH YOUR WHOLE TEAM DIE AND YOU’RE POWERLESS TO STOP THE COVENANT.  Then there’s the ending. Then there’s the fucking ending: (i seriously don’t understand how some 343i fans can say Bungie’s Halos have forgettable music)

What do all these games have in common? They have stores that don’t require you to read 3 novels and 5 comics.

This is the problem our Discord group has with Halo 4 and 5: They require too much outside knowledge to understand what the fuck is going on. Novels and comics shouldn’t be required to know why one character is doing what they’re doing, or why one event is happening.

Bungie’s Halo’s were great because it left some mystery to Halo’s universe. Where did the Flood come from, what were the Forerunners like? Who fucking cares? If you’re so curious, come up with your own ideas! That’s the beauty of leaving some questions unanswered, it allows fans to be creative and imagine fantastical things.

One common arguement 343i fans constantly make is that 343i has expanded the Halo universe more than Bungie ever did. While this may be true, you must ask yourself: is taking away every secret and mystery in the series a good thing? Is it right to deprive fans of wonder of what could be? While that’s open to discussion, I firmly believe it isn’t a good thing, and that it stifles creativity.

Really, is the game going to be improved if there’s a lore justification for everything? Can’t somethings just be in the game cause they’re fun? Is your enjoyment of shooting evil robots or aliens going to be ruined if you don’t know just why the mancannon exists?

This whole thing feels really unfocused and messy, but that’s because I’m trying to to rag on 343i, they just make it really hard. Halo was my first video game and the state of what it’s like at the moment is really saddening. I will explain why in Part 2.


Originally posted by jeonswonwu

  • Wonwoo, my little book nerd okay let’s get this started
  • being the nerd he is he’ll def give a lot of book recs and will love to get some in return
  • just sharing a hobby would be so nice for him
  • and if you don’t like books well hell send you some anime/drama/movie requests
  • he loves sharing his joy just remember that
  • he also seems like the kind of person to call you by any name in the book but yours
  • and the longer you ignore them the worse they become
  • ‘jagiya, babe, sweety, fluff, buttercup, petunia, butterfly, muffin, sugar lips, bed bug, monkey tush, boogGER…YO BUtterFAce’
  • or something like that yeah
  • playful insults if you’re comfortable with that
  • would be pretty chill about PDA not like loves it but like doesn’t care that much if ppl see or not
  • his hobby is telling bad jokes so I hope you can take them or maybe tell some yourself because boy you’re gonna get a lot of them
  • he loves it when you tell him some puns or even bad pickup lines
  • and his smile lights up the room this little fluffball
  • why do i always make it seem like it’s smut making out isn’t that sexual I mean but I guess for lil carats who wanna skip this part i begin and end it with bold sin messages
  • okay so we know he’s kind of a slow guy and he’s exactly the same when making out
  • slow but passionate make outs
  • like standing up while making out? forget that you’re laying down or sitting down
  • if he’s feeling a bit ‘active’ he’ll lay on top of you leaning on his elbows to not totally crush you
  • even tho he weighs nothing he wants you to be comf
  • also a big fan of using tongue and making it all sloppy
  • hope you like it cus he does
  • jfk how would i know
  • where was I? ah yes SO
  • he loves making sweater paws and shit just aegyo without trying and stuff
  • and if he wants something he will use aegyo like remember the baby voice
  • if he wants to to get him a hamburger at mcdonalds he will get it
  • i think neither of you would be really dominant because he loves being the protective bf and also loves being pampered by you
  • 🎶 Woozi switch it up 🎶
  • okay so also if it’s your anniversary or something don’t expect like chocolate or flowers because Wonwoo wants to be special 
  • he’s the guy that makes a necklace himself or like some kind of friendship bracelet because he thinks it’s beyond funny how ugly it looks
  • and he wants you to wear it and will guilt you into it because ‘he made it with love specially for you!! how do you mean it doesn’t fit your outfit? LOVE MATCHES WITH EVERYTHING’
  • secretly laughing at you because ‘look what an ugly necklace they’re wearing’
  • next anniversary you give him this ugly self made shirt which says ‘This guy loves Y/n’ and you try guilting him into it like he did and he’s like ‘Y/n I’m an idol I have to look presentable’
  • he can’t take his own lame jokes
  • he’ll wear it eventually to like an important event but with a blazer on top of it so nobody notices the shirt
  • he jokes with you all the time honestly half of your relationship is horrible jokes
  • and puns let’s not forget the puns
  • he also gets jealous easily but he’ll try not to show it
  • he’ll put on his deadly gaze and think in his head like ‘don’t touch them get your hand of their shoulder get out KEEP YOUR FILTHY HANDS OF Y/N’
  • and when you ask him if he’s okay he’ll be like ‘woh hi sorry I was just daydreaming a bit what happened?’ like boi we saw you eyeing at at that dude it wasn’t just ‘staring into the nothing’
  • he will always want you to be comfortable even tho he might sometimes try to take you out of your comfort zone if that makes sense?
  • like he’ll want you to test the waters but never force you into having to do something
  • but might try to convince you sometimes cus it’s not always as bad as it seems
  • sometimes it is and he’ll apologise and he’ll owe you one 
  • like a ‘free massage’ coupon or ‘call me even if I’m recording or practicing’ coupon
  • also if he ever sleeps over or you sleep at the dorm if that even happens rip you cus his morning voice
  • just treat this bun right thanks


Others in the Boyfriend!Series:
  • Mantis: Remember that time you dared me to lick that swingset?
  • Crane: No, I said, "Mantis, don't lick the swingset," and you said, "Don't tell me what to do, Crane." And then you licked the swingset.

anonymous asked:

is this digital chart thing gonna affect shinee? what charts do they usually do the best song?

it varies from release to release, obviously. they almost always debut in the top three on bugs, genie, mnet, naver and olleh with their promotional singles, and they usually rise toward the top of soribada’s chart within a few hours to sleep. (like “1of1″ debuted at #1 on genie, mnet, naver and olleh, and #2 on bugs) melon is back and forth. monkey is legitimately the most useless digital site ever and barely anyone can keep a solid ranking on it so that’s … that.

overall, i don’t think it’ll affect them much. the loss of monkey3 won’t hurt them at all, and k-shawols will probably find a way to make up for the loss of the two other charts - likely by being able to focus better on the remaining five that are counted rather than having to juggle eight at once.

Hi this is my stim toy collection for the spinner ring giveaway,

Starting from the top theres:
Magnetic roller
Spiky football
Science putty
Fidget cube knock off
Glow in the dark putty
Mini rubik cube
Bug apple
Spiky ball
Skikey monkey
Key ring kelidascope
3 tangles (fuzzy, super textured and relaxl
Bendy rubber stick
Rubber band ball
Metal loops
Juggling ball
Winny the pooh key ring
Water timer pen
Putty rubbers
Stretchy hedgehog
Balance eagle
Pop out beans
Bug runner

I also have a few more water timers, snow globs and a regular tangle that’s not pictured. I had a spinner ring that was my favorite but it broke.

These giveaways are awesome and can’t wait for the next ones!!

Bratty princess in need of a mommy/daddy

✨Name: Victoria
✨Little Names: Luna, Indie, Baby Girl, Princess, Love bug, Sweetie, Monkey, Peanut, etc. 
✨Role: Little 
✨ Age: 16
✨Little Range: 0-4
✨Location: California 
✨About Yourself: I is clingy, sometimes very grumpy, I love attention and lots of kisses, I need love and help remembering to eat drink and take my meds and at first I’m very shy but I warm up very fast
✨Big Hobbies/Interest: I draw and love reading
✨Little Hobbies /Interest: Coloring and watching Cartoons and movies being read to and playing wiff toys
✨fav color: Uhmm Purple? Pink? Baby Blue? 
✨activities: i don’t like sports hehe but drawing is my favoritest 
✨fav tv shows/movies: Rolie Polie Olie, Spongebob, Moana and lots more!
✨stuffie names: mookie, carrots, woof woof, piper, so many more stuffies my favorite stuffie is mookie 
✨snacks/candy: cheese its, cherrios, gummies! Lolis (guckies), all da candy actually hehe
✨little gear: pacis, bottles, stuffies, diapees, toys, coloring stuffs
✨Partner Preference: Male, Female, gender fluid, trans, any!
✨Partner Preference Age: 16-17
✨Partner Preference Role: Daddy or Mommy
✨What do you look for in a Partner: Gimme lotsa attention, Skype me, possibly a little sexual wiff me hehe, very sweet but strict, gives me rules and keeps me on a schedule, and helps me with lotsa stuff
✨I’am Looking for a Sexual/Nonsexual/TBD relationship: TBD
✨What Names do you Like to Call Your Caregiver: Mommy, Momma, Daddy, Dadda, Master, Boss, Sir, whatever they want
 ✨I Like When My Caregiver Does: Gives me mucho attentiono hehehe, cuddles. Makes me happy even when I’m grumpy or being naughty and tells me how great my drawing or colorings are. 
✨I Don’t Like: Lots of sexual innuendo, loud noises, yelling, when cg is mad at me, eye contact, messes
✨Anything we should know: I have depression, anxiety, add, ADHD, insomnia, OCD, trypophobia, photophobia, coulrophobia, trypanophobia, agroraphobia, claustrophobia, (I know it’s a lot) more that I probably forgot.
✨Best way to get in touch with you is: Tumblr: baby-safe-blog kik: baby.indie Snapchat: toribear456


SAM, WITH ONE LAST (MAYBE) , ULTIMATE REVAMP! And also the nicest ref sheet i’ve ever made…….

@silvermender n i were talkin n they made the suggestion I integrate a bit of my peridot’s design into my wisps! AND BOY WAS IT THE BEST IDEA I EVER SEEN….look at this teeny tiny menace to society….

SO,Wisps are now glowing bug monkeys!! that tend to make lots of awful hissing and chittering sounds. They can scream loud monkey screams and loud bug screams. The worst things to ever happen to human ears, probably..

anonymous asked:

Do u have any thoughts about ace meeting the WBP in the ASL runaway au?


ok so it’s actually ASL meeting WBP and it requires a little more backstory to the AU hang on a sec

So this whole things starts when Akainu learns about Ace and Luffy’s parentage. And tbh most of the time in fics people make a bigger deal out of Ace’s parentage than Luffy’s because in canon Ace is pure angst over that whereas Luffy is kinda “oh ok” so Ace gets more focus. However, it always made a bit more sense to me that the government would be more interested in Luffy since his father is currently trying to destroy them and Ace’s father is dead.

And when Akainu comes to Dawn Island (with Kizaru as backup since he knows Garp has likely caught wind of his plans and will be there to protect the boys), he is surprised to find not only Garp, but a third “brother” (though none of them were blood related so that concept did not make sense), an entire village, and a group of mountain bandits all unwilling to simply let him take Luffy and Ace.

And Ace, Sabo, and Luffy run and somehow make it off the island. They are the only ones.

The newspapers pretty regularly print articles accusing them of the most awful of crimes, and they somehow make Luffy out to be the mastermind of all of them. The first (and worst) article was about the destruction of their home and it quickly gets to the point where they can’t be safe anywhere because they’re never kept out of the news for long, always in the backs of people’s minds. And one day, through sheer happenstance, they wind up on an island that is under Whitebeard’s protection without realizing this.

Marco catches wind of it first, and lets his captain know. ASL has a reputation, after all, of destroying almost every island they go to. They haven’t done anything yet but that’s not the sort of thing Oyaji likes to leave to chance. The Whitebeards set sail that day.

Luffy, meanwhile, has been coming to the realization (despite his brothers’ best efforts to keep it from him) that the World Government is much more interested in him than either of his brothers. He’s realizing that the people who try to protect him tend to end up hurt or worse and he doesn’t want that to happen to his brothers (not that it hasn’t already). And he comes to a decision to leave until he’s strong enough to protect them all.

It made perfect sense; Luffy was rather proud of himself.

The note Luffy leaves them is short.

Ace and Sabo–

Off to get stronger. Be back soon!

Ace and Sabo are tearing apart the island when Marco and Thatch catch up to them. Then on the Moby Dick, bound to the mast, they face the strongest pirate crew in the world.

“Please!” Sabo begs. “We’ll leave this island and never come back, just please let us go.”

The Whitebeards all scoff. So ASL are cowards too. Figures.

“And why should we let you go?” Thatch demands. “I have half a mind to grab the other one and turn you all over to the Marines!” There are a few gasps of surprise from the assembled pirates; as a general rule, they don’t associate with the World Government. 

“Stay the hell away from Luffy,” Ace snarls. Sabo sends him a warning look before turning back to the Whitebeards.

“All we want is to go find our little brother and leave; please let us go!”

The pirate crew erupts into a cacophony of how dare you even ask us before Whitebeard himself speaks for the first time, his deep voice rumbling across the deck.

“Fine,” he says, “you may go search for your brother. But Marco will go with you. If he finds that Luffy is intending any harm to this island or its people, or if you three do not leave immediately, we will take you prisoner and decide your fate.”

When they find Luffy, Marco cannot believe his eyes. He’d first been suspicious when he heard Sabo call Luffy their little brother when everyone knows that Luffy was the oldest but he hasn’t really been willing to believe anything Ace or Sabo said. But the boy in front of him can’t possibly be older than 13.

And he is also currently walking toward a ship amongst a group of bounty hunters.

Luffy!” Sabo and Ace cry, diving headfirst into the crowd of bounty hunters, despite their hands remaining tied behind their backs. This does not stop them from taking down each of the five bounty hunters with relative ease as Luffy watches in shock.

“Ace! Sabo! Why’d you do that?” Luffy asks. “They were going to take me off the island!”

“They were bounty hunters you idiot!” Ace snaps.

“Eh?!” says Luffy and Marco thinks that the papers have got this all wrong because there is no way Luffy had masterminded anything four years ago.

“How many times have we told you Luffy: you can’t trust anyone who isn’t us!” Sabo sighs and moves to pinch the bridge of his nose before remembering his hands are tied.

“Well I had to get off the island somehow!”

Not without us you didn’t!” All three of them are shouting now, Marco muses. He’s unsure what his purpose is here at this point but they haven’t commented on his continued presence and his growing curiosity about the truth of their situation is keeping him glued to the ground.

“Seriously, what the hell were you thinking?” Sabo demands.

“Ace and Sabo are always getting hurt protecting me. And Jii-chan… and Makino-san… and Dadan…so I’m leaving until I’m strong enough to protect everyone!” And Luffy smiles, huge and radiant, up at his brothers.

Silence hangs heavy in the air and in the dirt beneath their feet. “You idiot,” Ace whispers. “You hate being alone.”

Luffy nods. “But I love my brothers more.”

Well, shit, Marco thinks. He likes them.

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